Affleck Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Affleck jokes. There are some affleck sandler jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these affleck ben affleck batman puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Unearthly Funniest Affleck Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

Since Ben Affleck has played Daredevil and Batman

Does that make him blind as a bat?

Bill: Ain't there someone else ya'll should be Weinstein yo' time on?

Harvey: Open bathrobes are just roomy, you know… Spacey.

Kevin: I choose to live as a gay man, so no woman can accuse me of Rattner out.

Brett: Hey, when I see a beautiful woman, I just Singer praises.

Bryan: Move along, no one gives Affleck about me.

Ben: Mine was just a little mistake. You need something at least a Sizemore.

Tom: It wasn't me! It was all Cosby drugs, man!

Why is Ben Affleck the new Batman?

Because Christian Bale'd.

I use to hate the Ben Affleck and Morgan Freeman movie 'The Sum of All Fears'.

Then I moved to Baltimore. Now it is my favorite movie of all time!

Ben Affleck being Batman won't ruin Batman v. Superman.

(It'll be Zack Synder's fault.)

How do you become friends with Ben Affleck?

Mistake him for George Clooney.

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