Unearthly Funniest Affleck Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
Since Ben Affleck has played Daredevil and Batman
Does that make him blind as a bat?
Bill: Ain't there someone else ya'll should be Weinstein yo' time on?
Harvey: Open bathrobes are just roomy, you know… Spacey.
Kevin: I choose to live as a gay man, so no woman can accuse me of Rattner out.
Brett: Hey, when I see a beautiful woman, I just Singer praises.
Bryan: Move along, no one gives Affleck about me.
Ben: Mine was just a little mistake. You need something at least a Sizemore.
Tom: It wasn't me! It was all Cosby drugs, man!
Why is Ben Affleck the new Batman?
Because Christian Bale'd.
I use to hate the Ben Affleck and Morgan Freeman movie 'The Sum of All Fears'.
Then I moved to Baltimore. Now it is my favorite movie of all time!
Ben Affleck being Batman won't ruin Batman v. Superman.
(It'll be Zack Synder's fault.)
How do you become friends with Ben Affleck?
Mistake him for George Clooney.