Following is our collection of funny Affirmative jokes. There are some affirmative santa jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these affirmative occupation puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
"Yeah, right!"
After their customary intimate greeting, one of them asked the other, "Fabian, have you stopped smoking?"
When Fabian replied in the affirmative, his chum asked him how he had managed to kick the habit.
Explained Fabian, "It was easy really. Everytime I felt like a cigarette, I`d just suck on a lifesaver."
Replied his friend, "Well - lucky you live near the beach."
It has an affirmative action. It won't work and you can't fire it.
I love affirmative action.
It's 10/4.
....that is all.
I simply respond 10/4
Post your favorite inappropriate name for a color below.
(I. E. Affirmative Action Black, Abortion Red, Autoerotic Asphyxiation Blue.)
With affirmative consent.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the affirmative positively jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working affirmative yes piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.