Comical Affirmative Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
The grammar teacher said "In English, two negatives make an affirmative, but two affirmatives never make a negative." A student replied...
"Yeah, right!"
Two homosexuals bumped into each other one day in Bondi Junction.
After their customary intimate greeting, one of them asked the other, "Fabian, have you stopped smoking?"
When Fabian replied in the affirmative, his chum asked him how he had managed to kick the habit.
Explained Fabian, "It was easy really. Everytime I felt like a cigarette, I`d just suck on a lifesaver."
Replied his friend, "Well - lucky you live near the beach."
Have you heard about that new gun?
It has an affirmative action. It won't work and you can't fire it.
I don't understand why there aren't more black action movie stars.
I love affirmative action.
I've had people asking me all day today why I'm so affirmative...
I simply respond 10/4
Today should be called "affirmative day"
It's 10/4.
....that is all.
Offensive Names of Colors
Post your favorite inappropriate name for a color below.
(I. E. Affirmative Action Black, Abortion Red, Autoerotic Asphyxiation Blue.)
I like my sex like I like signing my contracts.
With affirmative consent.
