Affirmative Jokes

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The grammar teacher said "In English, two negatives make an affirmative, but two affirmatives never make a negative." A student replied...

"Yeah, right!"

Two homosexuals bumped into each other one day in Bondi Junction.

After their customary intimate greeting, one of them asked the other, "Fabian, have you stopped smoking?"
When Fabian replied in the affirmative, his chum asked him how he had managed to kick the habit.
Explained Fabian, "It was easy really. Everytime I felt like a cigarette, I`d just s**... on a lifesaver."
Replied his friend, "Well - lucky you live near the beach."

I hate those who seek affirmation from others.

Upvote if you agree.

A professor in a Logic class says "Alright class, if you know what 'affirming the consequent' means, then raise your hand."

A student raises her hand.

The Professor says "Ah, yes. You know what it is?"

The student says "No, why would you think so?"

Have you heard about that new gun?

It has an affirmative action. It won't work and you can't fire it.

A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question, "

Have you ever been arrested?"
He answered, "No."
The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was "Why?"
The lawyer answered it anyway: "Never got caught."

I don't understand why there aren't more black action movie stars.

I love affirmative action.

I've had people asking me all day today why I'm so affirmative...

I simply respond 10/4

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