The Best 5 Affinity Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Affinity jokes. There are some affinity ties jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these affinity resemblance puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Affinity Jokes and Puns

Did you hear about the guy who has an affinity for burn victims?

I guess you could say he's into carbon dating

What type of investment do chemists prefer?

They have an affinity for bonds.

Achilles had an affinity for large breed dogs

Mostly because he couldn't stand ankle bitters.

There once lived a puma (mountain lion) in LA.

This particular cat never really identified herself as a puma, she really felt a closer affinity towards tigers. Being in LA, she convinced herself she could chase her dreams and set off on a journey to find herself and realise her identity.

After swimming across the seven seas, she finally got to India and roamed about the Sunderbans looking for a royal Bengal tiger. When she finally met one, she made her case, pleading the tiger to accept her as a part of the community and promising that she'd be a great tiger.

The tiger, a majestic male, thought about it for a few moments and said,

"No. You'll have to earn your stripes."

Army doc says I'm no longer fit for combat due to falling in love with with soldiers on both sides.

He says I'm suffering from an *Affinity War.*


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the affinity similarity puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working affinity svu piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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