Affiliation Jokes

Following is our collection of minorities humor and connection one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Affiliation puns for adults, dirty alliance jokes or clean altright gags for kids.

There is an abundance of relationship jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes on affiliation. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any political witze you can hear about affiliation.

The Best jokes about Affiliation

Irish sectarianism joke

An American is visiting Ireland, and walking back to his hotel from the local pub. Suddenly he hears a voice behind him, demanding, "Are you a protestant or a catholic??". The American is well aware of the sectarian issues in Ireland and is understandably afraid to admit to either affiliation. In a flash of inspiration he responds, "neither, in Jewish!". And the voice comes back, "I must be the luckiest Palestinian in all of Ireland!"

A child falls into a lion pit at the zoo...

The crowd is shocked, but a man jumps into the pit, punches the lion, and returns the child to safety. Another man runs up to the hero and says "I'm a reporter for the New York Times, and what you did is incredible! This deserves to be on the front page tomorrow, just tell me what your occupation is and your political affiliation is."

The hero replied "I'm a marine, and I'm a Republican." The next day, the front page of the New York Times reads

"REPUBLICAN MARINE PUNCHES AFRICAN IMMIGRANT, STEALS LUNCH"

Meghan Trainor's business cards' must be pretty simple.

Name: No
Number: No
Affiliation: No
Contact address: No

I was asked to guess the religious affiliation of various bodies of water

I said "I can't think of any lakes that could be Jewish"

"But the sea might"

I thought my favorite pitcher got three strikeouts

Turns out KKK is just his political affiliation.


Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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