Affectionate Jokes
22 affectionate jokes and hilarious affectionate puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about affectionate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Affectionate Short Jokes
Short affectionate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The affectionate humour may include short adorable jokes also.
- Historians have discovered that human rights activist Malcolm X was actually just called Malcolm He was rather affectionate at the end of his text messages.
- I have a special, affectionate term I use to refer to my mother. I'll tell you guys, but it's a secret... So mum's the word.
- What did Whitney Houston say when asked which parts of public buildings are generally the most affectionate? Hallways love yooooouuuuu.
- My girlfriend told me once My girlfriend told me once that I need to be more affectionate.
Now I have two girlfriends. - How can you tell soap operas are fictional? In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
- What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public? "Get a w**..., you two."
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Affectionate One Liners
Which affectionate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with affectionate? I can suggest the ones about fondly and loving.
- My gf said that i need to be more affectionate.... So i got an additional gf
- What do you call an affectionate vagrant? A homeless romantic.
- My girlfriend said I need to be more affectionate So I went and got with another girl.
- What did the affectionate volcano tell the Hawaiian homeowner? "I lava you."
- Who is the most affectionate fish in the ocean? A Cuttlefish.
- My girlfriend told me I needed to be more affectionate... So I got a second girlfriend.
- What is the most affectionate type of chicken? The tender ones (Badum Tss)
- What do you call an affectionate rabbit?
A tender, loving hare. - What is the most affectionate of *all* flammable liquids? Kerosene.
- What do you call an affectionate island? Isle of view
Cheerful Fun Affectionate Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about affectionate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean passionate jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make affectionate pranks.
My boyfriend and I were at my daughter's volleyball game...
when we noticed a couple in the bleachers.
They were being VERY affectionate.
She was running her hands all over him and nibbling on his ear.
He had his hands on her too.
I said to my boyfriend,
"I don't know whether to watch them or the game."
He said, "Watch them, you already know how to play volleyball. -_-"
Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!
Son:"Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!"
Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Sandra, the neighbor's daughter"
father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.
I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister.
"The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later ...
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!"
Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that.Angela is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,
he went straight to his mother crying.
Son:"Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because dad is their father!"
The mother hugs him affectionately and says: "My love, you can date whoever you want. Dont listen to him He isn't your father."
A happy family.
Son: Dad, I like this awesome girl and want to date her.
Dad: Who is she?
Son: Our next door neighbor's daughter, Sandra.
Dad: Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that son. I have to tell you something but promise me that you will not tell your mom. Sandra is actually your sister.
The boy is obviously bummed out. He finds another girl, but dad tells him that is his sister too. This happens a few more time and he gets frustrated. So he decides to tell his mom.
Son: Mom, I am so mad at dad. I fell in love with 4 girls but can't date any of them because dad is their father.
His mom hugs him affectionately and says,
Mom: Son, you can date anybody you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your father.
