The Best 13 Affectionate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Affectionate jokes. There are some affectionate gentle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these affectionate nationalist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Affectionate Jokes and Puns

My boyfriend and I were at my daughter's volleyball game...

when we noticed a couple in the bleachers.
They were being VERY affectionate.
She was running her hands all over him and nibbling on his ear.
He had his hands on her too.
I said to my boyfriend,
"I don't know whether to watch them or the game."
He said, "Watch them, you already know how to play volleyball. -_-"

Historians have discovered that human rights activist Malcolm X was actually just called Malcolm

He was rather affectionate at the end of his text messages.

My gf said that i need to be more affectionate....

So i got an additional gf

What do you call an affectionate vagrant?

A homeless romantic.

My girlfriend said I need to be more affectionate

So I went and got with another girl.

What did the affectionate volcano tell the Hawaiian homeowner?

"I lava you."

I have a special, affectionate term I use to refer to my mother. I'll tell you guys, but it's a secret...

So mum's the word.

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My girlfriend told me I needed to be more affectionate...

So I got a second girlfriend.

Who is the most affectionate fish in the ocean?

A Cuttlefish.

What is the most affectionate type of chicken?

The tender ones (Badum Tss)

What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?

"Get a womb, you two."

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What did Whitney Houston say when asked which parts of public buildings are generally the most affectionate?

Hallways love yooooouuuuu.

My girlfriend told me once

My girlfriend told me once that I need to be more affectionate.
Now I have two girlfriends.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the affectionate twitchy puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working affectionate compassionate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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