Cheerful Fun Affectionate Jokes for Lovely Laughter
My boyfriend and I were at my daughter's volleyball game...
when we noticed a couple in the bleachers.
They were being VERY affectionate.
She was running her hands all over him and nibbling on his ear.
He had his hands on her too.
I said to my boyfriend,
"I don't know whether to watch them or the game."
He said, "Watch them, you already know how to play volleyball. -_-"
Historians have discovered that human rights activist Malcolm X was actually just called Malcolm
He was rather affectionate at the end of his text messages.
My gf said that i need to be more affectionate....
So i got an additional gf
What do you call an affectionate vagrant?
A homeless romantic.
My girlfriend said I need to be more affectionate
So I went and got with another girl.
What did the affectionate volcano tell the Hawaiian homeowner?
"I lava you."
I have a special, affectionate term I use to refer to my mother. I'll tell you guys, but it's a secret...
So mum's the word.
Who is the most affectionate fish in the ocean?
A Cuttlefish.
My girlfriend told me I needed to be more affectionate...
So I got a second girlfriend.
What is the most affectionate type of chicken?
The tender ones (Badum Tss)
What did the doctor say when he saw two fetuses being too affectionate in public?
"Get a w**..., you two."
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What did Whitney Houston say when asked which parts of public buildings are generally the most affectionate?
Hallways love yooooouuuuu.
My girlfriend told me once
My girlfriend told me once that I need to be more affectionate.
Now I have two girlfriends.
