Affection Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Affection jokes. There are some affection interactions jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these affection amorous puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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Two men are in love with a woman

One of the men is a doctor, and the other a deaf man

Every day, the doctor brings the woman a flower as a sign of his affection.

Every day, the deaf man brings the woman an apple.

She asks him, Why do you bring me an apple? A flower I understand, but what is the purpose of the apple?

The deaf man replies, WHAT?

Anyone know where I can find someone to share a bond of mutual affection, typically exclusive of sexual or family relations?

Asking for a friend.

A high school principal made an announcement at an assembly.

He said, "Boys and girls, the faculty have witnessed an alarming increase in public displays of affection, which are against school policy. Effective immediately, we will start issuing fines to those caught doing this. A first offense will be $5. A second offense will be $10. A third offense will be $20. So on and so forth."

Suddenly, a student in the crowd yelled, "How much for a season pass?"

I wanted to improve my physical affection skills, so I went down to the library and took out a book called How to Hug ...

...You can imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be volume six of the Oxford English Dictionary

Whats the difference between affection and adore?

You can't slam your wife's head in affection.

I love that clapping sound during sex.

It's nice when people can appreciate public displays of affection.

Women can't say no to three things;

Shoes, bags, chocolate, diamonds, clothes, perfume, food, flowers, money, cosmetics, attention, romance, kindness, adventure, affection, unpredictability, confidence, humor, ice cream, shopping, free drinks..

Affection joke, Women can't say no to three things;

My gf said that i need to be more affectionate....

So i got an additional gf

Do you know..

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness?
You're in the wrong house.

My friends think my cat is loyal and selective with his affection, but the truth is

that I don't have any friends.

"Daddy, where did I come from?"

Seven-year-old Rachel asks. It is a moment for which her parents have carefully prepared. They take her into the living room, get out several other books, and explain all they think she should know about sexual attraction, affection, love, and reproduction.
Then they both sit back and smile contentedly. "Does that answer your question?" the mom asks.

"Not really," the little girl says. "Judy said she came from Detroit. I want to know where I came from."

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What did the affectionate volcano tell the Hawaiian homeowner?

"I lava you."

A boy was asking out a girl when she replied to his affection with the line "I love you too, but like a brother!"

Saddened by her apparent refusal, he started walking away, until the girl said, "Wait. from where I'm from, that's good."

Confused, the boy asked, "Well, where is that?"


When I steal a sweater it's called theft

but when a girl does it, it's a sign of affection

After getting married the wife and I gradually stopped making public displays of affection...

... along with all other displays of affection.

What do broken saws have in common with targets of neckbeard affection?

They're not reciprocating.

Affection joke, What do broken saws have in common with targets of neckbeard affection?

What is it called what a man goes down on a woman in a bar?

A pub.lic display of affection

What happens when Nurgle has an affection for Han Solo?

Nurgle would try to Wuhan....

I feel sorry for the first drummer of the Beatles.

All he got was a stupid street named after him, while Ringo Starr got the love and affection of tens of women.

How do two old glasses of milk show affection?

They curdle!


Who is the most affectionate fish in the ocean?

A Cuttlefish.

What is the most affectionate type of chicken?

The tender ones (Badum Tss)

I have a hardcore yeast affection.

I love breads and doughs.

My friend told me to just joke around with others to gain their affection

I told some jokes to parasites, and now they're attached to me!

Seems like my girlfriend hates public displays of affection.

I guess I shouldn't call my PDA-trician for a proper solution.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the affection devotion puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working affection friendship piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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