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What is one thing...

That Bill Clinton failed at?

*Domestic affairs*

I got silver for cheating on my wife.

I'm always medalling in affairs.

I made a joke: What is a fruit bun's favourite subject in a Pub Quiz?

What is a fruit bun's favourite subject in a Pub Quiz?

Currant affairs.

What did JFK say about his multiple affairs?

"I did them not because they were easy, but because I was hard."

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What do you call a space probe that has a lot of love affairs?

A Philaenderer

Geez, there's a lot of people on this Ashley Madison list...

It's a pretty bad state of affairs

I have beautiful children

Thank god my wife is having affairs

Affairs joke, I have beautiful children

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Did you hear about the raisin that slept with another raisin's wife?

No? You're obviously not up to date with currant affairs.

Doctor, How can I live longer than 100 years?

Doctor, how can I live longer than 100 years?

Do you smoke?

Do you eat too much?

Do you go to bed late?

Do you have affairs with promiscuous women?

Then why would you want to live more than 100 years?

Why are raisins so unfaithful?

They're always having currant affairs

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What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.

I went to the local library

And found out that the post apocalyptic section has been shifted to current affairs after the us elections 2016

What is Bill Clinton's favorite state?

The state of affairs.

Tonight's top story: A secret look into the s**... lives of unfaithful raisins

Stay tuned for tonight's currant affairs.

My wife Emily and I have a celebrity exemption rule for extramarital affairs.

Evidently she thought it included the actor playing George in the local production of "Our Town."

Affairs joke, My wife Emily and I have a celebrity exemption rule for extramarital affairs.

If JFK could have appointed anyone to his cabinet...

Marilyn Monroe would've been the head of foreign affairs

The White House Foreign Affairs Officer walks into the oval office and says...

The White House Foreign Affairs Officer walks into the oval office and says "Mr. President, eight Brazilian soldiers were killed in Mexico today!"

The President is real quiet.

"Mr. President, did you hear me?"

"How many is a Brazilian?" the president asks.

Arkansas ranks highly among other states in terms of depression and adultery

It's a sad state of affairs.

Oregon leads America in both marital infidelity and clinical depression.

What a sad state of affairs.

What is the difference between an economic recession and a broken down escalator?

One is a terrible state of affairs the other is a terrible fate of a stairs.

Why are secretaries having affairs?

It's because you can't have a secretary without a secret.

Did you know Nebraska has the highest level of depression and extra-marital activity?

It's a sad state of affairs.


I don't know whether the raisin or sultana came first

I'm not interested in currant affairs.

At 14.6%, Nevada occupies the No.1 spot on the American Divorce Chart.

It's a bad state of affairs.

What do you get when two Canadians are trying to pass each other in a narrow hallway?

A sorry state of affairs.

Affairs joke, What do you get when two Canadians are trying to pass each other in a narrow hallway?

Michigan is leading in rates of both marital infidelity and depression.

It's a sad state of affairs.

Melania, about why she's not concerned with Donald's affairs:

**"it's all about the little things in life!"**

I read a book about extramarital affairs and spinning tops....

I guess I didn't expect so many trysts and turns.

Why did the dam operator become a journalist?

He was caught up on current affairs.

I recently put my finger in a socket

Its current affairs.

Did you hear about the military magazine?

They cover everything from major events, general matters to private affairs.

I went to college to study foreign affairs

And now I know how to cheat on my wife with a russian beauty!

Apparently, Nevada has the highest rate of depression and disloyal partners.

What a sad state of affairs.

Due to a severe increase in Teachers having affairs with their Students,

Homeschooling has been banned by the Governor of Alabama.

The divorce lawyer told me to get my affairs in order.

I said alphabetically or by age

The current state of affairs...

Legal, but highly immoral.

What is the Department of Veterans Affairs in China called?


Japanese Ministry of Artistic Affairs Warns the Art of Origami is in Decline!

More on this as the story unfolds.

What do you call 2 people from different countries having s**...?

Foreign Affairs

Dr calls man & demands he come into the office immediately.

Dr says you remember those tests we ran a couple of days ago? The man say yes. Dr says well I have some bad news and I have some really bad news. The man say well let me have the bad news first. The Dr says you only have 3 days to live & you need to get your affairs in order. The man says, wow & wants to know what news could be worse? The Dr says, well I forgot to call you yesterday.

2/3rds of people enjoy affairs

The other 1/3 is p**... off she came home early and caught us

A recent study found that California has the highest rate of Depression and Infidelity in America.

It's a sad state of affairs.

A woman from New York was getting her affairs in order.

She wrote her will and made her final arrangements. As part of these arrangements she met with her rabbi to talk about what type of f**... service she wanted. She told her rabbi she had two final requests.
First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomindgales.
"Bloomingdales!" the rabbi said. "Why Bloomingdales?"

"That way, I know my daughters will visit me at least twice a week."

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