Afar Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Afar jokes. Read afar customs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these afar southwest puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Charming Humor Afar Jokes with Loads of Fun

To determine a rabbit's s**... from afar, try sneaking up on them and shouting: if he runs, it's a boy.

If *she* runs, it's a girl.

My name is Jafar

My name is Jafar

I come from afar

There is Note 7 in my car

Allahu Akbar

A panda walks in a bar and asks the bartender if he knew any p**... around so he points to this lady sitting afar so he goes over and talks to her and both of them head to a motel... After they finish she asks him

"Arent you going to pay me?" The panda was surprised and asked her why... She told him to look up p**... and it clearly said (has s**... in exchange for money) the panda laughed and told her to look up panda and it said "eats bush and leaves"

Why did the three Wise Men smell like smoke?

Because they came from afar...

Three men are stranded on an island always covered in fog.

One is 20 years old, one is 40 and the third one is 60. After a few months, out of nowhere, the fog goes away, and they can see that not far from where their island, there was another island full of young n**... women.

"Quickly, let's swim to them" says the youngest.

"Why don't we wait for them to swim to us" says the 40 years old one.

"Why don't we just admire them from afar?" says the 60 years old man.

A long time ago, in the middle east

There was a town where everyone worshipped many gods. But one day, a young boy arrived from afar, claiming to be a prophet sent by Allah. He told them to convert to Islam, or else they would receive divine punishment.

Naturally, the townspeople rejected his words, and they executed him in public. Mere days later, a mysterious disease swept through the town and killed every last one of them.

They should have obeyed the Quran teen.

Why did the Three Wise Men travel from afar to learn about how diary products were made?

My name is Jafar.

I come from afar.

Some place in Quatar.

I work at bazaar.

I sell snake in a jar.

I have bomb in my car.

Allu ak bar.

My name is Jafar(edgy)

My name is Jafar

I come from afar

I have a bomb in my car

Allah akbar

Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

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