The Best 9 Afar Jokes

Following is our collection of Afar jokes which are very funny. There are some afar customs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these afar southwest puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

To determine a rabbit's sex from afar, try sneaking up on them and shouting: if he runs, it's a boy.

If *she* runs, it's a girl.

My name is Jafar

My name is Jafar

I come from afar

There is Note 7 in my car

Allahu Akbar

A panda walks in a bar and asks the bartender if he knew any prostitute around so he points to this lady sitting afar so he goes over and talks to her and both of them head to a motel... After they finish she asks him

"Arent you going to pay me?" The panda was surprised and asked her why... She told him to look up prostitute and it clearly said (has sex in exchange for money) the panda laughed and told her to look up panda and it said "eats bush and leaves"

Why did the three Wise Men smell like smoke?

Because they came from afar...

A long time ago, in the middle east

There was a town where everyone worshipped many gods. But one day, a young boy arrived from afar, claiming to be a prophet sent by Allah. He told them to convert to Islam, or else they would receive divine punishment.

Naturally, the townspeople rejected his words, and they executed him in public. Mere days later, a mysterious disease swept through the town and killed every last one of them.

They should have obeyed the Quran teen.


My name is Jafar(edgy)

My name is Jafar

I come from afar

I have a bomb in my car

Allah akbar

Why did the Three Wise Men travel from afar to learn about how diary products were made?

My name is Jafar.

I come from afar.

Some place in Quatar.

I work at bazaar.

I sell snake in a jar.

I have bomb in my car.

Allu ak bar.

Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the afar furthest jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working afar remote piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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