Afar Jokes

Following is our collection of brook humor and customs one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Afar puns for adults, dirty takeoff jokes or clean southwest gags for kids.

There is an abundance of furthest jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes on afar. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any remote witze you can hear about afar.

The Best jokes about Afar

To determine a rabbit's sex from afar, try sneaking up on them and shouting: if he runs, it's a boy.

If *she* runs, it's a girl.

My name is Jafar

My name is Jafar

I come from afar

There is Note 7 in my car

Allahu Akbar

A panda walks in a bar and asks the bartender if he knew any prostitute around so he points to this lady sitting afar so he goes over and talks to her and both of them head to a motel... After they finish she asks him

"Arent you going to pay me?" The panda was surprised and asked her why... She told him to look up prostitute and it clearly said (has sex in exchange for money) the panda laughed and told her to look up panda and it said "eats bush and leaves"

Why did the three Wise Men smell like smoke?

Because they came from afar...

A long time ago, in the middle east

There was a town where everyone worshipped many gods. But one day, a young boy arrived from afar, claiming to be a prophet sent by Allah. He told them to convert to Islam, or else they would receive divine punishment.

Naturally, the townspeople rejected his words, and they executed him in public. Mere days later, a mysterious disease swept through the town and killed every last one of them.

They should have obeyed the Quran teen.


My name is Jafar(edgy)

My name is Jafar

I come from afar

I have a bomb in my car

Allah akbar

Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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