Following is our collection of funny Afar jokes. There are some afar customs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these afar southwest puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
If *she* runs, it's a girl.
My name is Jafar
I come from afar
There is Note 7 in my car
Allahu Akbar
"Arent you going to pay me?" The panda was surprised and asked her why... She told him to look up prostitute and it clearly said (has sex in exchange for money) the panda laughed and told her to look up panda and it said "eats bush and leaves"
Because they came from afar...
One is 20 years old, one is 40 and the third one is 60. After a few months, out of nowhere, the fog goes away, and they can see that not far from where their island, there was another island full of young naked women.
"Quickly, let's swim to them" says the youngest.
"Why don't we wait for them to swim to us" says the 40 years old one.
"Why don't we just admire them from afar?" says the 60 years old man.
There was a town where everyone worshipped many gods. But one day, a young boy arrived from afar, claiming to be a prophet sent by Allah. He told them to convert to Islam, or else they would receive divine punishment.
Naturally, the townspeople rejected his words, and they executed him in public. Mere days later, a mysterious disease swept through the town and killed every last one of them.
They should have obeyed the Quran teen.
I come from afar.
Some place in Quatar.
I work at bazaar.
I sell snake in a jar.
I have bomb in my car.
Allu ak bar.
My name is Jafar
I come from afar
I have a bomb in my car
Allah akbar
Because they came from afar.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the afar furthest jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working afar remote piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.