Aerospace Jokes

Are you looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of aerospace jokes that will have machinists, beakers, and windshield technicians laughing. Find out why aerospace engineering is such a great field to crack jokes about.

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Why did the skeleton not go to prom?

He had no *body* to go with!!!

How Many Aerospace Engineers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

Although the exact number is a closely held state secret requiring level 5 security clearance, I can assure you, that for $50,000, it *can* be done.

Why do Aerospace Engineers prefer going to the gym instead of cross-dressing?

They want to prioritize Lift over Drag

I'm an aerospace engineer.

I'm an aerospace engineer. If I had a dollar for every time I heard "it IS rocket science..." it still wouldn't be as much as my salary. Take that liberal arts majors.

Why are aerospace engineers so transphobic?

They're constantly trying to reduce drag.

Reed Richards posses a mastery of mechanical, aerospace, electrical engineering, chemistry and biology

But we all know why he's called Mr. Fantastick.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aerospace labs puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aerospace aerospace engineer piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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