Aerosol Jokes
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A German Tourist is on holiday and needed to buy some deoderant.
So he walks into a chemist and says "I vould like to buy ze deoderant."
Chemist says: "Ball or aerosol?"
Tourist: "No, I vant it for my armpits!"
My New Year's resolution is to stop using aerosol deodorants
Roll on 2018
The political stance of every aerosol can.
Is always going to be pro-pelent.
I asked a chemist
"Where's the deoderant?
"Ball or aerosol," he asked.
"No," I said, "it's for my armpits."
A swede is looking to buy some deodorant
He goes into the store and is asked would you like ball or aerosol?
Taken aback he replies I would like armpit..
What did the hamster say when he killed the aerosol can in a furious rage?
Die! odor rant!
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
A woman driving through the desert runs over a Jack rabbit...
Distraught, she pulls over and begins to s**.... Another driver pulls up, gets out of their vehicle, and asks what is wrong.
"Oh! I've killed that poor rabbit!" The woman exclaims.
"Don't worry about something so silly, I can fix this!" The other driver exclaims, then walls over and opens her trunk. She pulls out an aerosol spray can, walks over, and sprays the dead rabbit from head to toe.
After a moment, the rabbit twitches, gets up, hops a few feet, stops, then waves its paw at them. Over and over, as the recently forlorn woman watches in amazement, the rabbit hips a few feet further away, stops, waves, etc, etc.
"That's incredible!" The first woman says, "let me see that can!"
The second woman hands her the can. The label reads:
Aqua net adds new life and a permanent wave to damaged hair.
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