The Best 8 Aerosol Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Aerosol jokes. There are some aerosol ozone jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these aerosol chemist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Aerosol Jokes and Puns

A German Tourist is on holiday and needed to buy some deoderant.

So he walks into a chemist and says "I vould like to buy ze deoderant."

Chemist says: "Ball or aerosol?"

Tourist: "No, I vant it for my armpits!"

My New Year's resolution is to stop using aerosol deodorants

Roll on 2018

The political stance of every aerosol can.

Is always going to be pro-pelent.

I asked a chemist

"Where's the deoderant?

"Ball or aerosol," he asked.

"No," I said, "it's for my armpits."

A swede is looking to buy some deodorant

He goes into the store and is asked would you like ball or aerosol?
Taken aback he replies I would like armpit..


Swedish Chemist's Shop

(Imagine the Swedish accents)

A man goes into a Swedish chemists shop.
The assistant says, Good morning sir, how may I help you today?"
The customer says, "I'd like to buy a deodorant please."
"Certainly sir. Ball or aerosol?"
The customer replies, "No, I'd like it for my armpits."

A Swedish man goes into a store

I would like a deodorant, please

The store manager replies ball or aerosol?

And the Swedish man replies What? It's for my armpits.

What did the hamster say when he killed the aerosol can in a furious rage?

Die! odor rant!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the aerosol nasal jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working aerosol vapor piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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