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Aeroplane Jokes

39 aeroplane jokes and hilarious aeroplane puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about aeroplane that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Read on for funny aeroplane jokes! From Irish jokes to pilot jokes and jokes about a biplane or airbus crash, this article has it all. Enjoy a break from the ordinary with these hilarious aeroplane quips!

Funniest Aeroplane Short Jokes

Short aeroplane jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The aeroplane humour may include short airplane jokes also.

  1. I've designed an aeroplane made entirely from rubber, so if it crashed, it would bounce It's a boing 747
  2. I'm making a TV show about the different roles people serve on aeroplanes. Wanna see the pilot episode?
  3. "What do we want?" "Random aeroplane noises!" "When do we want them?" Neeeeeeee-noooowwwww
  4. It's strange isn't it It's strange isn't it, you stand in a library and go "Aaaaaargh" and everyone stares at you. Do the same thing on an aeroplane and everyone joins in.
  5. I just got off an aeroplane piloted by an all female flight crew. It was an unmanned aircraft.
  6. Accountant and an Aeroplane What do you get when you cross an accountant and an aeroplane?
    A Boreing 747
  7. I'm making a new documentary series on how to fly an aeroplane We're currently filming the pilot
  8. Isn't it amazing that the French had the Flying Buttress in the 1400s but could not produce a flying aeroplane till the late 1800s.
  9. A man came up to me today and said "I've invented an aeroplane without wings" I thought, that'll never take off
  10. I know understand why Americans spell aluminium, aeroplane and colour different to the British... They were saving up to give the WHO an I.O.U

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Aeroplane One Liners

Which aeroplane one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with aeroplane? I can suggest the ones about air plane and aircraft.

  1. My paper aeroplane won't fly. It's completely stationery.
  2. What noise does a aeroplane make when it bounces? Boeing
  3. My wife just gave birth to our son on an aeroplane! He was airborne
  4. Aeroplane jokes tend to go right over my head. But submarine jokes are beneath me.
  5. I want to tell you an aeroplane joke. But I'm afraid it will go over your head.
  6. Two wrongs don't make a right But two wrights make an aeroplane
  7. What do you call a balding aeroplane? A receding airline.
  8. How do you feed a skyscraper? "Here comes the aeroplane!"
  9. I invented wingless aeroplanes Unfortunately, the idea never took off
  10. What do you call a rapper that's also an aeroplane? Spitfire.
  11. Why wasn't the aeroplane invented in China? Because two Wongs don't make a Wright.
  12. I once tried launching an aeroplane business. It never took off.
  13. I have the ability to jump out of an aeroplane, mid-air and without a parachute. Once.
  14. My favourite band is called "2 Aeroplanes" Their most famous hit was "The Twin Towers"
  15. What type of aeroplane is a part time rapper? Spitfire.

Aeroplane Crash Jokes

Here is a list of funny aeroplane crash jokes and even better aeroplane crash puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A very nervous woman on her first Aeroplane flight, asked the stewardess, how often do planes c**...? Stewardess replies.
    Only once..
Aeroplane joke, A very nervous woman on her first Aeroplane flight, asked the stewardess, how often do planes c**...

Hilarious Fun Aeroplane Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about aeroplane you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean airliner jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make aeroplane pranks.

I sat next to a smoking-hot thai woman on an aeroplane once...

I thought to myself.... *"please don't get an e**..., please don't get an e**......."*
And then she did.

I m**... on a aeroplane

I called it "highjacking"

A little boy sitting in an aeroplane looks out of the window and asks his mother...

"If big ducks have small ducklings and big cats have small kitties, why don't big planes have small planes?"
The exasperated mother tells her son to ask this question to an airhostess.
The boy calls for an airhostess and asks, "If big ducks have small ducklings and big cats have small kitties, why don't big planes have small planes?"
She smiles and says, "Tell your mother that the British Airways always pulls out on time."

Make me feel like a woman one last time

The pilot of an aeroplane announces they're about to c**... and there is no sign of hope. Upon hearing this a beautiful young woman stands up from her seat and yells "Is there anybody man enough to make me feel like a woman one last time?" To which a man stands up, rips off his shirt and yells "Here, iron this!"

Hypocritical People


People are so hypocritical these days! The other day I went into a library, started screaming and shouting and everyone told me to shut up.
Then, later on, when I did the same thing on an aeroplane, everyone joined in!

Aeroplane joke, A man came up to me today and said "I've invented an aeroplane without wings"