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According to fellow band members, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler handle a pen very femininely. Rumour has it he doodles like a lady.

How many aerobics instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

five... six... seven... eight!

Aeroplane jokes tend to go right over my head.

But submarine jokes are beneath me.

How Many Aerospace Engineers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?

Although the exact number is a closely held state secret requiring level 5 security clearance, I can assure you, that for $50,000, it *can* be done.

I want to tell you an aeroplane joke.

But I'm afraid it will go over your head.

I just got off an aeroplane piloted by an all female flight crew.

It was an unmanned aircraft.

Why do Aerospace Engineers prefer going to the gym instead of cross-dressing?

They want to prioritize Lift over Drag

I'm an aerospace engineer.

I'm an aerospace engineer. If I had a dollar for every time I heard "it IS rocket science..." it still wouldn't be as much as my salary. Take that liberal arts majors.

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