Advocate Jokes

Following is our collection of inherently humor and morbid one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Advocate puns for adults, dirty solicitor jokes or clean believers gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Advocate

Schrodinger's cat was meant to prove how dumb quantum states are, yet it's widely used to advocate and explain it. I bet he's rolling in his grave...

and not

An animal rights advocate got really upset with me after I told them that I wash my dog with my own shampoo instead of pet shampoo...

...I reassured her that it had already been tested on animals.

To play devil's advocate on this whole Net Neutrality thing...

He's sure looking forward to meeting Ajit Pai

Business can be generated any how!

An advocate goes to a gift shop 7 days before Valentine's Day.

He bought 40 beautiful cards and wrote - "To my love !! I hope you recognize! Meet me in the evening, "I love you"
The shopkeeper asked: What is the matter?
So the lawyer said - I sent such cards to the nearby colony on the last Valentine's Day. In a few days, I got four cases of divorce.
This time I am sending 40 cards

Why did the satanist become a lawyer?

He wanted to be the devil's advocate.

My dad was a very active advocate for women's rights...

My mom wanted to be as well, but my dad wouldn't allow it.

What do you call a bicyclist advocate?

A spokesperson

What do you call an American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator, social justice activist, and anarcho-syndicalist advocate who doesn't eat ham?


Why was Gandhi an advocate of naan violence?

Because Hindus hate beef

My old pastor was an outspoken advocate for Amazon.

I guess you could say he was a Prime minister.

Why are you questioning God's plan?

I'm just being Devil's Advocate.

My aunt is an advocate for drug free lives.

I guess you could call her an anti-acid.

A clothier opened a business in Utah

He is selling exploding clip-on ties to mormons. I asked how is business?
He said prophets are blowing up.

This is a corruption of a joke from sexypandalord. Most mormons are fine upstanding people and i do not advocate violence against them. Except for Bill.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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