The Best 14 Advocate Jokes

Following is our collection of Advocate jokes which are very funny. There are some advocate morbid jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these advocate believers puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Advocate Jokes and Puns

Schrodinger's cat was meant to prove how dumb quantum states are, yet it's widely used to advocate and explain it. I bet he's rolling in his grave...

and not

An animal rights advocate got really upset with me after I told them that I wash my dog with my own shampoo instead of pet shampoo...

...I reassured her that it had already been tested on animals.

To play devil's advocate on this whole Net Neutrality thing...

He's sure looking forward to meeting Ajit Pai

Business can be generated any how!

An advocate goes to a gift shop 7 days before Valentine's Day.

He bought 40 beautiful cards and wrote - "To my love !! I hope you recognize! Meet me in the evening, "I love you"
The shopkeeper asked: What is the matter?
So the lawyer said - I sent such cards to the nearby colony on the last Valentine's Day. In a few days, I got four cases of divorce.
This time I am sending 40 cards

Why did the satanist become a lawyer?

He wanted to be the devil's advocate.


My dad was a very active advocate for women's rights...

My mom wanted to be as well, but my dad wouldn't allow it.

What do you call a bicyclist advocate?

A spokesperson

What do you call an American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator, social justice activist, and anarcho-syndicalist advocate who doesn't eat ham?

NO-HAM CHOMPSKY

Why was Gandhi an advocate of naan violence?

Because Hindus hate beef

My old pastor was an outspoken advocate for Amazon.

I guess you could say he was a Prime minister.

Why are you questioning God's plan?

I'm just being Devil's Advocate.

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My aunt is an advocate for drug free lives.

I guess you could call her an anti-acid.

Shouldn't conservatives advocate for publicly funded abortion clinics?

The waiting lines will become so long, the baby will practically be born by the time the mother gets to the clinic.

A clothier opened a business in Utah

He is selling exploding clip-on ties to mormons. I asked how is business?
He said prophets are blowing up.

Source:
This is a corruption of a joke from sexypandalord. Most mormons are fine upstanding people and i do not advocate violence against them. Except for Bill.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the advocate sinners jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working advocate satanist piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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