Advocate Jokes
25 advocate jokes and hilarious advocate puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about advocate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
This article is all about making jokes related to advocates, attorneys and activists. It contains a collection of humorous shayaris that are inherently funny. Whether you are a legal expert or just an enthusiast, you will love this article. Read on to enjoy these hilarious jokes!
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Funniest Advocate Short Jokes
Short advocate jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The advocate humour may include short activist jokes also.
- Schrodinger's cat was meant to prove how dumb quantum states are, yet it's widely used to advocate and explain it. I bet he's rolling in his grave... and not
- An animal rights advocate got really upset with me after I told them that I wash my dog with my own shampoo instead of pet shampoo... ...I reassured her that it had already been tested on animals.
- To play devil's advocate on this whole Net Neutrality thing... He's sure looking forward to meeting Ajit Pai
- My dad was a very active advocate for women's rights... My mom wanted to be as well, but my dad wouldn't allow it.
- What's the difference between Karl Marx and Donald Trump? Trump only advocates the seizing of a *woman's* means of production
- Did you hear abute the organization that advocates for Canadians' gun rights? The NR, eh?
- I hosted a debate between "Safe Space" advocates and critics The safe space advocates didn't show up and called for my resignation.
- Some of my Satan worshiping friends invited me to an open discussion on Satanism... I'm not a Satanist myself, but I do like to play Devil's advocate...it was very confusing.
- Eugenics is a disgusting concept We should round up anyone who advocates for it and sterilize them.
- My old pastor was an outspoken advocate for Amazon. I guess you could say he was a Prime minister.
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Advocate One Liners
Which advocate one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with advocate? I can suggest the ones about lawyer and attorney.
- If Satanists had missionaries... would they be called Devil's Advocates?
- Why did the satanist become a lawyer? He wanted to be the devil's advocate.
- What do you call someone who advocates for bicycles? A spokes man
- I met a guy who was advocating death to all lefties. He was a right supremacist.
- What do you call a bicyclist advocate? A spokesperson
- What do dwarf and antivax advocates have in common? \#ShortLivesMatter
- Why was Gandhi an advocate of naan violence? Because Hindus hate beef
- Why are you questioning God's plan? I'm just being Devil's Advocate.
- My aunt is an advocate for drug free lives. I guess you could call her an anti-acid.
- What's the favorite fruit of advocates? Advocado?
- I don't debate against liberals... Because I prefer to take the devils advocate side.
- This is a good one... Straight white boys who "just want to play devil's advocate"
Fun-Filled Advocate Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about advocate you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean defense attorney jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make advocate pranks.
It's strange to see Christians advocating abstinence only s**... education...
According to their own religion, even abstinence isn't 100% effective.
How many feminists does it take to make a sandwich?
12
One to make the sandwich,
One to excoriate men for creating hunger,
One to blame men for inventing such a laborious recipe,
One to suggest the whole "putting meat in between two non-consenting flaps of bread" bit to be too "r**...-like",
One to deconstruct the Bologna sausage itself as being p**...,
One to blame men for not making the sandwich,
One to blame men for trying to make the sandwich instead of letting a woman do it,
One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from eating,
One to blame men for creating a society where women make too many sandwiches,
One to advocate that sandwich makers should have wage parity with Michelin star chefs,
One to alert the media that women are now "out-sandwiching" men,
And one to take pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
Lawyer: Your honour, what if my client is guilty?
Cruella: w**...? You are supposed to defend me!
Lawyer: Relax. I'm playing de Vil's advocate.
I was walking downtown, and I saw a sign advocating veganism, that showed a pig and a dog.
It said, "why love one and eat the other?"
I thought to myself, "that is a good point. I should start eating dogs."
Business can be generated any how!
An advocate goes to a gift shop 7 days before Valentine's Day.
He bought 40 beautiful cards and wrote - "To my love !! I hope you recognize! Meet me in the evening, "I love you"
The shopkeeper asked: What is the matter?
So the lawyer said - I sent such cards to the nearby colony on the last Valentine's Day. In a few days, I got four cases of divorce.
This time I am sending 40 cards
