Cheeky Advisors Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
George Bush started cracking a 9/11 joke, but one of his advisors whispered, Too soon.
It was September 10th.
Kim Jong Un proudly tells his advisors: North Korea will be the first country to send people to the sun!
His advisors break out in applause. Meanwhile Donald Trump is watching this live on TV. He calls Kim Jong Un and asks him:
How are you going to send people to the sun? It's too hot!
Kim Jong Un replies by saying to his advisors:
What an idiot! We can send them at night!
His advisors break out in applause. On hearing this Donald Trump says to his advisors:
What an idiot!…
There is no sun at night!
During the Bush administration...
G. W. was sitting in his office when one of his advisors approached him and said, "Mr. President, three Brazilian citizens were killed today."
G. W. gives him a pained look and replies, "Oh my God! How many millions is that?"
DPRK sends astronaut to the sun
Kim Jong Un is sitting in his office. He proudly tells his advisors:
North Korea will be the first country to send people to the sun!
His advisors break out in applause. Meanwhile Donald Trump is watching this live on TV. He calls Kim Jong Un and asks him:
How are you going to send people to the sun? It's too hot!
Kim Jong Un replies by saying to his advisors:
What an idiot! We can send them at night!
His advisors break out in applause. On hearing this Donald Trump says to his advisors:
What an idiot!…
There is no sun at night!
Best Read with a German Accent (Warning: Holocaust Joke)
One day during the war, h**... gathered his top advisers to hold a top secret meeting. He said "Ok, tomorrow ve vill kill 1,000 Jews and three hamsters". His advisors looked at one another, and one said, "But h**..., vhy ze three hamsters". h**... smiled at his advisers and replied, "You see, no one cares about ze jews!"
Donald Trump was greeted with a n**... picture of Kim Jong Un in today's meeting
Kim thought his advisors told him to interfere with US erections.
Did you hear Trump's children will be outside security advisors?
Trump Don-un and Trump Don-il will serve our country well.
WH advisors: Mr. President federal employees didn't receive their last check, they can't even afford to buy their families bread!
Trump: I have the most tremendous solution, let them eat cake.
So I'm thinking about taking PSY 312 (reverse psychology) next semester...
My advisors said I shouldn't, but I think I'm going to now
What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn?
Don't do it, it's Siouxicide
One of Trump's advisors ran up to him and asked in a panic what to do about Hurricane Katrina...
Trump said: "Give her the same deal we gave Stormy Daniels."
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What do you call a the surgeon general's most trusted advisors?
The medicine cabinet!
