Following is our collection of Advisor jokes which are very funny. There are some advisor counsel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these advisor advise puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
The service department of a BMW dealership took a call. The customer stated that his car, a 380i, will not drive at night.
The advisor, flummoxed at this, asks for more detail.
"You see," the owner replies, "when it is daytime, I put the car in 'D' and it drives like a dream."
"But when I put it in 'N' for Nighttime....'"
The one time you don't want a positive review.
Student: "Alive".
A trip advisor.
He couldn't budget.
Every time he had a moment of self doubt, I'd remind him he is Genghis Khan, not Genghis Khan't.
There is a shortage of spices all around the world. One entrepreneur saw the shortage coming and stocked up. His advisor was pushing to sell it soon so that people could have all of their favorite dishes. The entrepreneur looked at his advisor and said "what's the rush? We've got all the thyme in the world."
One sunny afternoon in 1999, Bill and Hillary Clinton were at a baseball game. Right as the game was getting ready to start, Bill stood up, picked up Hillary, and threw her out onto the baseball diamond. When Bill Clinton sat down, his chief advisor leaned over to him and said, "You know, Bill, you may have misunderstood me. I said you that you get to throw out the first pitch."
He added consult to conjury.
So Donald looks down from his 58th story office window at the protest on his doorstep. With his arms crossed in disgust he says:
"They sure are!"
He tells her he wants to be a counselor, but isn't sure what direction to go.
She looks over his scores as says, "I think you'd make a good grief counselor."
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"Hail, Hitler"
I want to name it "Strip Advisor"
He enters, and says "Your Majesty, I kept my word. Here's the head of the dragon!" and takes the head of the dragon out of the bag.
A royal advisor brings a bag to the king. The king replies "Well, then, I kept my word too. Here's the hand of the princess!"
Nothing about how to deal with a cut knee.
The archaeologists could not determine its origin. Then a Soviet adviser offered his help. The mummy was delivered to the Soviet embassy. In two hours the Soviet adviser appeared and said, "His name was Amenkhotep 23 rd."
"How did you find out?"
"He confessed," the advisor said.
I guess that makes him a trip advisor.
PENNY-WISE
FINANCIAL ADVISOR: What's your net worth?
FISHERMAN: Which one?
There's absolutely *no* information about twisted ankles or skinned knees!
Trump: "Why not? He called to congratulate me!"
**Trump** The lesser the immigrants we have, the better
**Advisor** You mean fewer…
**Trump** Ssshhh! Don't call me that in public yet!
Best decision I ever made. She taught me alot about myself.
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline. His personal psychic advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" "No," says his advisor, "In her biology class."
He'd throw them in front of a firing squad.
Turns out that's not what my financial advisor meant when he told me to liquidate my assets.
I think she may come to regret saying that when I give her a low score on Trip Advisor for 'rude staff'.
Calling it Tripe Advisor
White House advisor.......
"Mr Trump , Hurricane Florence is causing trouble."
President Trump.....
"Offer her the same deal as Stormy Daniels!"
Nicked from fb
Trump said: "Give her the same deal we gave Stormy Daniels."
Trump: I have the most tremendous solution, let them eat cake.
Customer: I keep getting inappropriate pop-ups on my computer and don't want my wife to think that it's me.'
Advisor: 'I will remove them for you.'
Customer: 'How do I get them back when she is not in?'
Be the first to give a review
They recommend LSD.
Kin Jung Un's Advisor: Uh...Um....Mr-Mr Chairman? The sun is too hot you cannot go walk on the sun
Kim Jung Un: Then I'll go at night!!
Trump watching this on Tv: He is such an idiot. There is no sun at night!
Advisor: Putin! I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?
Putin: The good news of course.
Advisor: You won the election!
Putin: So then whats the bad news?
Advisor: No one voted for you.
I just knew he was following some sort of hidden agender!
Some hicks got the president into the White House, and another Hicks got him out.
I've left a review on Trip Advisor.
I said "I don't own a net".
Trump: Just tell them to send my presents to Mar-a-Lago.
He was the original trip advisor.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the advisor potus jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working advisor mentor piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.