Adviser Jokes
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So george bush is in his office...
His adviser comes in tells him, "Mr. President I'm afraid I have some bad news. There was an e**... at our embassy in South America, two Americans were killed as well as three Brazilian citizens."
Bush looks at him and says, "Oh my God... How many is a brazilian?"
The f**...
One day a man dies and in his will, he leaves $300,000 to his stock broker, financial adviser and his lawyer, each one receiving $100,000. In the will he also states that he wants all 3 of them to to leave half of the money they received ($50,000) in his coffin after the f**....
The day of the f**... comes and each man approaches the coffin to do what was asked of them and once they're all done, they meet up at the bar.
After a few drinks, the stock broker speaks up "I gotta be honest with you guys. I only left $10,000 in the coffin. But I mean, it's not like he'll be able to spend it, right?"
To which the financial adviser admits "Hey, don't feel bad. I only left $5,000 in the coffin. I mean, is he really expecting us to throw away that much money?"
At which point the lawyer speaks up and says in a disapproving tone "I can't believe you guys would be so greedy! I'll have you know I left a check for the full $50,000 in his coffin like he asked!"
A mummy was found in Egypt.
The archaeologists could not determine its origin. Then a Soviet adviser offered his help. The mummy was delivered to the Soviet embassy. In two hours the Soviet adviser appeared and said, "His name was Amenkhotep 23 rd."
"How did you find out?"
"He confessed," the advisor said.
My financial adviser said I should be tight with my money.
So when I got home I high-fived my wallet.
Financial adviser meeting
FINANCIAL ADVISOR: What's your net worth?
FISHERMAN: Which one?
My financial adviser asked me what I bring home at the end of every month.
"Crippling depression," I told him.
What did the financial adviser say to his client asking about if glass coffins were a good investment?
"It's remains to be seen."
My stock adviser told me not to invest in any cigarette companies.
He told me that my money would just go up in smoke.
A recently elected Arab President asks his adviser why the price of oil was falling.
The adviser says "It's due to the law of supply and demand".
The president replies "Then abolish that law!".
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