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Take My Advice

I Don't Use It Anyways

Advice from an old native American hunter:

Never go hunting for buffalo with a dull spear, it is pointless.

What advice did tiger Woods' dad have for Tiger during training?

Concentrate on golf—f**... everything else.

Some advice to you lovers out there...

They may say you cantaloupe, but honeydew it anyways.

Advice from my father

Son, you need a woman who can cook, a woman who can clean, a woman that is great in bed. Most importantly, you must make sure these three women never meet.
Happy Saturday night from Pennsylvania

my advice when looking for a woman,

What advice did the frog give to the c**... manufacturer?

Rib it.

My Dad's Advice

My Dad gives me odd advice. The other day he said to my face, LaaDeeDa, you might die tomorrow so, live every day like it's the last day of your life! You might get hit by a bus tomorrow! It's weird because he is a bus driver.

Probably he best advice you will ever receive......

don't listen to any advice on the internet

5 advices to men for a happy life

1. You should find a woman that helps you with the cleaning and the chores,
2. You should find a woman that is a good cook,
3. You should find a woman that you can trust and share your feelings with,
4. You should find a woman that enjoys making love to you,
5. Last and the most important thing is that these 4 women should never meet.

If anyone advises you how much lettuce to put on your burger, stop them right there.

That's just the tip of the iceberg.

My advice if you want to be a doctor... to have patience

What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

Advice for guys

When a girl says you that you're going to far, she actually means you are coming to close.

I need advice. I was whipping someone in a gimp mask during a b**... session, but when he took it off - it wasn't my husband.

Whoops, wrong sub.

Why is it not advisable to tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they take things, literally.

An advisor runs up to Trump and says "Sir, the people are revolting!",...

So Donald looks down from his 58th story office window at the protest on his doorstep. With his arms crossed in disgust he says:
"They sure are!"

I need some advice

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning? I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

I have some advice just in case you ever get cold.

Go stand in a corner... They're usually 90°

Take my advice and use a c**...

I once forgot it and 9 months later, I became an uncle

Take my advice - Do not interrupt your wife while she's trying to tell you a joke.

You'll never hear the end of it.

Take my advice.

I'm not using it...

Advi joke, Take my advice.

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Advi One Liners

Which advi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with advi? I can suggest the ones about guidance and cater.

  1. Heres a bit of advice: advi
  2. I miss my dad. Before he left, he gave me this piece of advice. Advi

Advi joke, I miss my dad. Before he left, he gave me this piece of advice.