Advi Jokes
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Take My Advice
I Don't Use It Anyways
Advice from an old native American hunter:
Never go hunting for buffalo with a dull spear, it is pointless.
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What advice did tiger Woods' dad have for Tiger during training?
Concentrate on golf—f**... everything else.
Some advice to you lovers out there...
They may say you cantaloupe, but honeydew it anyways.
Advice from my father
Son, you need a woman who can cook, a woman who can clean, a woman that is great in bed. Most importantly, you must make sure these three women never meet.
Happy Saturday night from Pennsylvania
Advice
My brother came to me for advice concerning a major career change. All I could telll him was, "Take the shot. Lincoln did."
A little advice on poetry.....
If you don't know if you like a poem or not just perform the ex lax test. See if it moves you
my advice when looking for a woman,
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What advice did the frog give to the c**... manufacturer?
Rib it.
My Dad's Advice
My Dad gives me odd advice. The other day he said to my face, LaaDeeDa, you might die tomorrow so, live every day like it's the last day of your life! You might get hit by a bus tomorrow! It's weird because he is a bus driver.
Probably he best advice you will ever receive......
don't listen to any advice on the internet
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5 advices to men for a happy life
1. You should find a woman that helps you with the cleaning and the chores,
2. You should find a woman that is a good cook,
3. You should find a woman that you can trust and share your feelings with,
4. You should find a woman that enjoys making love to you,
5. Last and the most important thing is that these 4 women should never meet.
If anyone advises you how much lettuce to put on your burger, stop them right there.
That's just the tip of the iceberg.
My advice if you want to be a doctor...
...is to have patience
What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?
Chin up pal.
Advice for guys
When a girl says you that you're going to far, she actually means you are coming to close.
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I need advice. I was whipping someone in a gimp mask during a b**... session, but when he took it off - it wasn't my husband.
Whoops, wrong sub.
When Advil ran out I was disappointed -
sorely.
An advisor runs up to Trump and says "Sir, the people are revolting!",...
So Donald looks down from his 58th story office window at the protest on his doorstep. With his arms crossed in disgust he says:
"They sure are!"
Advice needed, please, on cooking roadkill
What do you do with the bike?
I have some advice just in case you ever get cold.
Go stand in a corner... They're usually 90°
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What advice did the family therapist give to j**... Sandusky Jr.?
Always remain in-touch with the community.
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Advi One Liners
Which advi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with advi? I can suggest the ones about guidance and cater.
- Heres a bit of advice: advi
- I miss my dad. Before he left, he gave me this piece of advice. Advi
