Advertisers Jokes

Following is our collection of advertisement humor and advertise one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Advertisers puns for adults, dirty clickbait jokes or clean commercials gags for kids.

There is an abundance of scamming jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes on advertisers. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any criteria witze you can hear about advertisers.

The Best jokes about Advertisers

A man has been unemployed for a long time...

finally, with the release of Stephen King's remade 'It', he gets a job posting huge billboards around the city. After some weeks however the movie was slumping, so in a desperate effort for publicity, the advertisers sent the man back out with crimson paint and a paint brush and told to give all the clowns a 'bleeding face' effect.
Mid-job, covered in paint, and late into the evening, the police spot him and surround him with guns drawn.
"No, No" he screams, "you don't understand! I'm a red It poster!"

Tech Companies are getting into Showers.

A Google shower would make you sign in to Google+, track how many times per day you shower, then sell it to advertisers.

A Facebook shower would have a camera watch you so you can share it with your friends

An Apple shower would only work with an obscure showerhead that uses a non-standard connection, would be no longer supported after 5 years, and would force you to buy a new home to upgrade.

A Linux shower would require that you first spend 40 years becoming a master plumber, carpenter, engineer, and electrician, renovate your entire house from the ground up to install it, and would not be compatible with your utility company's water.

Two lying, click-bait advertisers walk into a bar.

You'll never believe what happens next!

Why do gametes make great advertisers?

Because sex cells

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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