Advert Jokes
38 advert jokes and hilarious advert puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about advert that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for something to get you through your day? This article has got you covered! Read up on the funniest advert jokes that you'll see on TV, radio, and other promotional materials. Learn more about what companies are using to get the attention of their customers, from the classic Gametes and Craigslist campaigns to ID Mobile's newest advert.
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Funniest Advert Short Jokes
Short advert jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The advert humour may include short promo jokes also.
- I saw an advert in the paper Yacht for sale . As if people dont know what a yacht is for.
- Got my water bill today - £400. Then I saw an advert for Oxfam stating they can supply a whole village with water for £5 a month. Think I'll be changing my supplier.
- I saw an advert for a Michael Jackson figurine, and at the end of the advert it said... ...not suitable for children, colours may vary.
- Police say their investigation into the shooting at the YouTube headquarters has been hampered... ...by having to sit through a 5 second advert before interviewing each witness...
- I've just seen an advert in my local newspaper. ACCOUNTANT NEEDED!
$35,000 - $40,000
So I rang them and said, "The answer is -$5,000" - Just came off a job filming an advert for Mexican food. I thought the last shot was of some tortillas, but as we finished, the director shouted, 'That's a wrap.'
- I saw an advert for a £1 TV. I saw an advert for a £1 TV. It said "The volume is stuck on full."
Well, I can't turn that down, can I? - I saw an advert on my computer that said "Get ripped in 2 weeks!" I'm not that gullible.
So instead I went back to my Ghost Hunter show. - 'Not Actual Game Footage' 'Translation'
'We put more effort into this advert than the actual game' - Poor Half Time Advertisment Choices During World Cup An advert for Durex condoms during Half Time really brings a new meaning to "Come on England!"
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Advert One Liners
Which advert one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with advert? I can suggest the ones about offer and commercial.
- Ads on Tv... I was watching the adverts when all of a sudden, a programme came on.
- I've been watching far too much television lately. My dreams have adverts in them now.
- When is a door not a door? When its in an advert on Rick and Morty
- Confused.com adverts They're kinda confusing
- Your so butters that clover the butter company used you in their adverts.
Hilarious Advert Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about advert you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean broker jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make advert pranks.
How do you advertise a boxing match between a Hispanic construction worker, and a Catholic priest.
Alien vs predator
An advertiser for coke is dispatched to Israel
When he comes back, his friend asks him how it went. He replies that it did not go well.
"What happened?" his friend asked.
"Well, since I didn't know hebrew, I decided to convey the ad through a comic. The first panel showed a guy in a desert, dying of thirst. The secone panel showed him drinking coke. And the third panel showed him completely rejuvenated."
"That sounds great! Why didn't it work?"
"Nobody told me they read right to left!"
I saw an advert selling a trained police dog for £25 in the local paper, saw a bargain and bought it.
When the current owner brought it round a mangy mutt jumped out their car.
I said 'There's no way that's a Police dog'
The owner replied 'Don't let looks decieve you, he worked undercover'
I advertised a python for sale in the paper
a man rang up and said What size is it?
I replied It's quite big
How many feet? he asked,
None, it's a snake...
I got an advertising email saying 'Google knows maps backwards.'
I thought, that's just spam.
There was a pun competition in my town recently.
The newspaper came with the advert. Anybody could send as many puns as they wanted. So I decided to send 10 of them. You know, the more you send the more chances of winning.
Pretty cool, right?
When the results came, I was shocked to see I didn't win.
No pun in ten did.
In the early 90's, a lonely stray dog wanted a friend and got an idea when reading an old paper...
So the dog walked into the local paper to place an advert in the social column. "I'm lonely" advised the dog "please place an ad that reads: *Woof woof woof. Woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof. Woof*."
The sales consultant writes it all down before offering "I'll let you in on a secret, for the same price, I can actually add two more woofs?".
Came the reply from the dog "But - then it wouldn't make sense?"
How do you advertise a motor home?
A trailer
Have you seen Tesla's advertising?
It's out of this world!
Wendy's used to advertise that there was 256 possible ways to order a burger.
That's not very impressive. That's only a byte size of choices.
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The only advertisement a pothead notices...
Are propa-g**....
I saw an advertisement today that read, Brand new television for sale, $1!"
However, there was just one catch, the volume is stuck on full.
I thought to myself, I can't turn that down.
Lost Elephants
Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my
elephants"
Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"
Zoo
Keeper:"Don't be silly, he can't read!"
Why don't we advertise on the back of boxer shorts in the heights?
Cause no one thinks you look cool.
The advertising for the new Steve Jobs film looks amazing.
Let's hope the final product actually holds up.
If you advertise your big new TV by putting the box out in the trash, I'm gonna steal it.
My cardboard fort only needs a few more pieces.
I think there is something wrong with my TV.
An advert has just come on with a white , married heterosexual couple in it.
A young child walks into a shop and says to the person behind the counter
"Can i have some tampax please"
the man says
"sure thing are they for your mother?"
Kid says
"No"
Man says
"for your sister?"
Kid looks bemused and again says
"no"
The man with a confused look says
"well why do you want them?"
Kid says
"on the advert it says you can swim run and ride a bike in them and i cannot do any of those things so thought i would give them a try"
P.s it is an old joke and probably been on here already but idk, my auntie told it me when i was a kid so...
Usain Bolt retires from running...
He has been bored and looking in to a new sport to take up. He's looking through his newspaper when he sees an advert for a new golf course in his home town. He takes a walk down and asks the receptionist about signing up.
Usain Bolt Hi, I'm here to see about joining your new golf course
Receptionist Hmmm I'm not so sure if that would be allowed sir
Usain Bolt Can I ask why? Have you sold all memberships?
Receptionist I'm afraid not sir, you see the owner of the course is rather racist and he won't allow black members. There is another golf course just 15 minutes down the road, I'm sure you can join them
Usain Bolt That is horrible! Do you know who I am? I'm Usain Bolt!
Receptionist Ah ok the other course will only be 5 minutes down the road then
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The gorilla catcher
A man wakes up one morning and found a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an advert for "Gorilla Catchers" He calls the number, and the gorilla cathcer, Santa, says he will be over in 30 minutes.
Santa arrives within 30 minutes and gets out of his van.
He's got a LADDER, a BASEBALL BAT, a SHOTGUN and a HUGE DOG.
"What are you going to do", the house owner asks?
Santa said, "I'm going to put this LADDER up against the roof, and then I'm going to go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this BASEBALL BAT. When the gorilla falls off, the DOG is trained to grab the gorilla's t**... and squeeze. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van."
He hands the shotgun to the house owner.
"What's the shotgun for?" asks the house owner.
Santa replies, "If the gorilla knocks ME off the roof, SHOOT THE DOG."
Does advertisement work?
Just did.
Advertising
Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car which read, "TWO PROSTITUTES... $150.00."
A policeman noticed the car, and quickly pulled them over. He approached the ladies and told them they'd have to remove the sign. Otherwise, they'd be arrested and taken to jail. Just then, another car passed by with a sign which read, "JESUS SAVES."
The two ladies asked the policeman why he let the other car drive by without pulling them over. "Well, that's a little different since it pertains to religion." The two ladies were furious, but nonetheless they removed the sign and drove away.
The next day, the same policeman noticed the same two ladies riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car. He figured he had an easy bust, so he pulled them over once again. As he approached the car, though, he noticed a new sign which now read, "TWO ANGELS SEEKING PETER... $150.00."
