Hilarious Advert Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
I got an advertising email saying 'Google knows maps backwards.'
I thought, that's just spam.
How do you advertise a motor home?
A trailer
'Not Actual Game Footage'
'Translation'
'We put more effort into this advert than the actual game'
As advertised
I opened a can of evaporated milk today. It was empty.
How do you advertise a French rifle?
Never fired, dropped once.
I saw an advert on my computer that said "Get ripped in 2 weeks!"
I'm not that gullible.
So instead I went back to my Ghost Hunter show.
The advertising for the new Steve Jobs film looks amazing.
Let's hope the final product actually holds up.
I saw an advert for a £1 TV.
I saw an advert for a £1 TV. It said "The volume is stuck on full."
Well, I can't turn that down, can I?
I saw an advert for a Michael Jackson figurine, and at the end of the advert it said...
...not suitable for children, colours may vary.
Advertising agencies should start using gametes in their commercials
Because you know, s**... cells
How do you advertise a boxing match between a Hispanic construction worker, and a Catholic priest.
Alien vs predator
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Lost Elephants
Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my
elephants"
Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"
Zoo
Keeper:"Don't be silly, he can't read!"
I saw an advert that read: Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full.
I thought to myself, I can't turn that down.
Saw an advertisement for a free TV
It said "Volume stuck on high, free to first person who wants it."
I thought to myself "Man, I cant turn this down!"
I saw an advertisement today that read, Brand new television for sale, $1!"
However, there was just one catch, the volume is stuck on full.
I thought to myself, I can't turn that down.
An advertiser for coke is dispatched to Israel
When he comes back, his friend asks him how it went. He replies that it did not go well.
"What happened?" his friend asked.
"Well, since I didn't know hebrew, I decided to convey the ad through a comic. The first panel showed a guy in a desert, dying of thirst. The secone panel showed him drinking coke. And the third panel showed him completely rejuvenated."
"That sounds great! Why didn't it work?"
"Nobody told me they read right to left!"
I've just seen an advert in my local newspaper.
ACCOUNTANT NEEDED!
$35,000 - $40,000
So I rang them and said, "The answer is -$5,000"
Just came off a job filming an advert for Mexican food.
I thought the last shot was of some tortillas, but as we finished, the director shouted, 'That's a wrap.'
The only advertisement a pothead notices...
Are propa-g**....
Got my water bill today - £400. Then I saw an advert for Oxfam stating they can supply a whole village with water for £5 a month.
Think I'll be changing my supplier.
Have you seen Tesla's advertising?
It's out of this world!
Police say their investigation into the shooting at the YouTube headquarters has been hampered...
...by having to sit through a 5 second advert before interviewing each witness...
When is a door not a door?
When its in an advert on Rick and Morty
Poor Half Time Advertisment Choices During World Cup
An advert for Durex condoms during Half Time really brings a new meaning to "Come on England!"
Two Irishmen were looking for a job together.
One day, they see an advert saying we're looking for tree cutters.
Thrilled, one of them turns to the other and says look, we found a job to do!
The other replies No lad, they're looking for tree cutters, not two.
Wendy's used to advertise that there was 256 possible ways to order a burger.
That's not very impressive. That's only a byte size of choices.
I put gametes in my advert
Because hey, s**... cells
I think there is something wrong with my TV.
An advert has just come on with a white , married heterosexual couple in it.
If you advertise your big new TV by putting the box out in the trash, I'm gonna steal it.
My cardboard fort only needs a few more pieces.
Why don't we advertise on the back of boxer shorts in the heights?
Cause no one thinks you look cool.
There was a pun competition in my town recently.
The newspaper came with the advert. Anybody could send as many puns as they wanted. So I decided to send 10 of them. You know, the more you send the more chances of winning.
Pretty cool, right?
When the results came, I was shocked to see I didn't win.
No pun in ten did.
I saw an advert in the paper Yacht for sale .
As if people dont know what a yacht is for.
I saw an advert selling a trained police dog for £25 in the local paper, saw a bargain and bought it.
When the current owner brought it round a mangy mutt jumped out their car.
I said 'There's no way that's a Police dog'
The owner replied 'Don't let looks decieve you, he worked undercover'
I advertised a python for sale in the paper
a man rang up and said What size is it?
I replied It's quite big
How many feet? he asked,
None, it's a snake...
I keep seeing advertisements encouraging people to donate blood...
But every time I try to donate they have too many questions for me, like:
"Who's blood is this?!"
and
"Where did you get it?"
In the early 90's, a lonely stray dog wanted a friend and got an idea when reading an old paper...
So the dog walked into the local paper to place an advert in the social column. "I'm lonely" advised the dog "please place an ad that reads: *Woof woof woof. Woof woof. Woof woof woof woof woof woof. Woof. Woof*."
The sales consultant writes it all down before offering "I'll let you in on a secret, for the same price, I can actually add two more woofs?".
Came the reply from the dog "But - then it wouldn't make sense?"
