Following is our collection of Advert jokes which are very funny. There are some advert tagline jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these advert subscription puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
I thought, that's just spam.
A trailer
'Translation'
'We put more effort into this advert than the actual game'
I opened a can of evaporated milk today. It was empty.
Never fired, dropped once.
I'm not that gullible.
So instead I went back to my Ghost Hunter show.
Let's hope the final product actually holds up.
I saw an advert for a £1 TV. It said "The volume is stuck on full."
Well, I can't turn that down, can I?
...not suitable for children, colours may vary.
Because you know, sex cells
Alien vs predator
You can explore advert promotional reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean advert advertisement dad jokes. There are also advert puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Zoo Keeper:"I've lost one of my
elephants"
Other Zoo Keeper:"Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"
Zoo
Keeper:"Don't be silly, he can't read!"
I thought to myself, I can't turn that down.
It said "Volume stuck on high, free to first person who wants it."
I thought to myself "Man, I cant turn this down!"
However, there was just one catch, the volume is stuck on full.
I thought to myself, I can't turn that down.
When he comes back, his friend asks him how it went. He replies that it did not go well.
"What happened?" his friend asked.
"Well, since I didn't know hebrew, I decided to convey the ad through a comic. The first panel showed a guy in a desert, dying of thirst. The secone panel showed him drinking coke. And the third panel showed him completely rejuvenated."
"That sounds great! Why didn't it work?"
"Nobody told me they read right to left!"
ACCOUNTANT NEEDED!
$35,000 - $40,000
So I rang them and said, "The answer is -$5,000"
I thought the last shot was of some tortillas, but as we finished, the director shouted, 'That's a wrap.'
Are propa-ganja.
Think I'll be changing my supplier.
It's out of this world!
...by having to sit through a 5 second advert before interviewing each witness...
When its in an advert on Rick and Morty
An advert for Durex condoms during Half Time really brings a new meaning to "Come on England!"
One day, they see an advert saying we're looking for tree cutters.
Thrilled, one of them turns to the other and says look, we found a job to do!
The other replies No lad, they're looking for tree cutters, not two.
That's not very impressive. That's only a byte size of choices.
Because hey, sex cells
An advert has just come on with a white , married heterosexual couple in it.
My cardboard fort only needs a few more pieces.
Cause no one thinks you look cool.
The newspaper came with the advert. Anybody could send as many puns as they wanted. So I decided to send 10 of them. You know, the more you send the more chances of winning.
Pretty cool, right?
When the results came, I was shocked to see I didn't win.
No pun in ten did.
As if people dont know what a yacht is for.
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