Adversaries Jokes

These are 3 adversaries jokes and hilarious adversaries puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about adversaries that are good jokes for kids and friends.

Adversaries Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

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What is the greatest adversary of the Soviet Union?

Its the Western Union.
Okay, I'll see myself out. :|

Vladimir Putin receives a phone call from his assistant after the election...

"Good morning, Mr. Putin. I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that your adversary has taken 61% of the vote. The good is, you've taken more."

A U.S. warship is conducting war exercises off the coast of N. Korea

The captain accidentally launches a live cruise missile at N. Korea. The missile strikes Pyongyang and kills Kim Jong Un. The captain goes on trial and is found guilty. President Trump attends the sentencing hearing due to its importance. The captain begs Trump for a pardon explaining that he killed one of out countries greatest adversaries and it was by accident.
Trump walks up to him and whispers in his ear, "No pardon. He was my friend."

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