Adventure Jokes
43 adventure jokes and hilarious adventure puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about adventure that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with these hilarious adventure-related jokes! From Finn and Jake in Adventure Time to the Expendables series, treat yourself to some hilarious moments of lighthearted fun with these exploration and trek-themed jokes.
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Funniest Adventure Short Jokes
Short adventure jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The adventure humour may include short expedition jokes also.
- I just found my wife has a Tinder profile and I'm furious. She is absolutely not adventurous , and fun to be around !
- Who's seen the movie "Up"? The moral is that you can't have a real adventure until your wife dies.
- What was the name of that white girl's Collie who went on all those adventures in Ethiopia between 1930 and 1974? Haley's Lassie
- What was the name of that Pixar movie where a non-human duo is forced to go on an adventure after the Status Quo gets threatened? Google: "Could you be more specific?"
- Two Hydrogens walk into a bar and spot an Oxygen Feeling adventurous, they approach her and ask "Hey baby, can we interest you in a waterway?"
- I couldn't understand why so many people liked Jojo's Bizarre Adventure part 5. Most of the lines aren't even delivered that well. But then it hit me... It's not delivery, it's Giorno.
- Why would someone make an open-world, action-adventure game dealing with the Caribbean drug trade? Just 'cause.
- What is a children's television show centered on the imaginary adventures of comatose Christians be called? Veggie Tales!
Veggie Tales!
Veggie Tales! - What does Barack say to Michelle when they're getting adventurous with their House of Cards roleplay? "Let me be Claire."
- Donald Trump is writing a children's book about running for President He's going to title it, "Marco's Little Adventure"
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Adventure One Liners
Which adventure one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with adventure? I can suggest the ones about journey and explore.
- What do you call a Jewish adventurer? Torah the explora.
- I used to be an Adventurer like you... ...But then I got rereleased 7 times in 6 years.
- What did the old man in the cave say to Link before he went on his adventure in Zelda?
- My son went on a camping adventure with the Boy Scouts group He told me it was in tents.
- I used to be an adventurer like you But then I took crippling adult responsibilities.
- What kind of chinese food goes on adventures? Crab ragoonies
- If life is like a chose your own adventure book... Can I return mine?
- What is a Republican's favorite Choose Your Own Adventure? The U.S. Constitution.
- I used to be an adventurer like you... then I took an arrow in the knee
- Alzheimer's sounds like fun... Every day is a new adventure.
- Click here to go on a amazing and wonderfull adventure!
- What do you call an underwater adventure with a Great Dane? s**...-Diving
- You hear the one about the s**... adventurous Eskimo? You name it, he was Inuit!
- An adventurous guy was driven to s**.... But the knife was too dull.
- What do you call a s**... adventurous gorilla? k**... d**...
Adventure Time Jokes
Here is a list of funny adventure time jokes and even better adventure time puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is the 2nd worst reason to become a historian? A. To find evidence of time travel.
What is the worst reason to become a historian?
To find evidence of your own time travel adventures - The Magic School Bus That girl over there,
We call her the Magic School Bus.
The entire class has had a ride, and every time it was an absolutely wild adventure. - I time travelled with my wife and left her there. She said she wants a rome antique adventure.
Choose Adventure Jokes
Here is a list of funny choose adventure jokes and even better choose adventure puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- S O F A T H E R E Y E S P O P Choose your own adventure.
Dad sees a soda?
Moving a couch for dad?
Obese girl with a vision problem? - The internet is like a choose your own adventure game Where every adventure ultimately ends with me m**...
Fun-Filled Adventure Jokes to Boost Your Mood
What funny jokes about adventure you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean romance jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make adventure pranks.
I recently heard about this young adult novel in which Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog team up for a cross county adventure…
So I headed on down to the library to see if they had a copy for my 10 year old daughter.
The librarian said that my description rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
I recently heard about a young adult novel in which Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog team up for a cross country adventure…
So, I headed down to the library with my daughter to see if they had a copy.
The librarian said the description rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not..
I recently heard about this young adult novel in which Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog team up for a cross county adventure...
So I took a trip to the library to see if they
had a copy.
The librarian said that my description rang a
bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
Young adult novel
I recently heard about this young adult novel in which Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog team up for a cross county adventure…
So I headed on down to the library to see if they had a copy for my 10 year old daughter.
The librarian said that my description rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
Castration
This American guy was sharing his African adventures with his buddies where he had spent a few weeks.One of his buddies asked him what was the weirdest things he witnessed over there.
He replied, in Africa,they castrate the bulls by busting their balls by smashing them together with a BRICK in each hand.
His friend said ouch,that must be quite painful.
He replied,nah not really,unless you are careless and you smash your thumbs.
A party of adventurers walk into a tavern
fully armed and sit down at a table. The bartender comes over and asks, "Hey, why do you guys have your weapons ready?"
The party leader replies, "Mimics."
The bartender laughs.
The party laughs.
The table laughs.
b**... b**...
Two adventurers were captured by a tribe in the jungle.
The chief asked the first one: "Decide your fate: Death or b**... b**..."
He answered: "I choose b**... b**..." and was r**... by the whole tribe.
So the chief asked the second adventurer: "Death or b**... b**...".
He answered: "I choose death"
The chief: "Well, so it shall be. Death by b**... b**...!"
The Marriage,,,
Paula, a mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter
Janet's plane to land. Janet had just come back from abroad trying to find
adventure during her gap year. As Janet was exiting the plane, Paula
noticed a man directly behind her daughter dressed in feathers with exotic
markings all over his body and carrying a shrunken head.
Janet introduced this man as her new husband.
Paula gasped out loud in disbelief and disappointment and screamed, "I
said for you to marry a rich Doctor .... a rich Doctor!"
Wise words from a Gravestone
In life... a man needs a woman he can laugh with,
a woman who will cook for him,
a woman who he can enjoys life's adventures with,
and it's super important that these women never meet,
Otherwise you will end up in the ground like me.
There's this new young adult novel
I recently heard about this new young adult novel,
in which Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog team up for a cross-country adventure.
So, I head down to the library to see if they had a copy for my ten-year-old daughter, and
the librarian said that my description rang a bell,
but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
I made up a dance about an old guy and a kid going on an adventure and asked everyone to name the movie it's based on.
Someone just guessed it. The j**... is Up.
Women can't say no to three things;
Shoes, bags, chocolate, diamonds, clothes, perfume, food, flowers, money, cosmetics, attention, romance, kindness, adventure, affection, unpredictability, confidence, humor, ice cream, shopping, free drinks..
A man grows tired of his relationship with his wife
On their 25th anniversary, the man planned a vacation trip.
Man: Let's go on a vacation, just the two of us.
Wife: (gets exited) Really? Where are we going?
Man: How about an adventure in the jungles of Africa?
Wife: That would be really nice! What about on our 50th?
Man: I'll come back for you.
My girlfriend told me we were going to have s**... like an rpg tonight...
She played the boss character, and I was the adventurer. Unfortunately though it appeared I was under level, so I ended up having to swap out with another member of my party.
The City Slicker and The Farmer
**City Slicker:** There sure are a lot of flies around here. Don't you ever shoo them?
**Farmer:** No. we just let them go barefoot.
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^*From ^the ^epic ^fantasy ^adventure ^novel ^Silly ^Summertime ^Jokes*
