Cheeky Adventurers Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
A party of adventurers walk into a tavern
fully armed and sit down at a table. The bartender comes over and asks, "Hey, why do you guys have your weapons ready?"
The party leader replies, "Mimics."
The bartender laughs.
The party laughs.
The table laughs.
b**... b**...
Two adventurers were captured by a tribe in the jungle.
The chief asked the first one: "Decide your fate: Death or b**... b**..."
He answered: "I choose b**... b**..." and was r**... by the whole tribe.
So the chief asked the second adventurer: "Death or b**... b**...".
He answered: "I choose death"
The chief: "Well, so it shall be. Death by b**... b**...!"
A group of adventurers walked into a bar.
"You can't bring your weapons in here!" the bartender yelled. "Why would you want to, anyways?"
"Mimics," the group's leader responded. "You can never be too careful."
After a moment, the bartender laughed, slowly followed by the rests of the group. "How ridiculous!" they all said.
"Ridiculous indeed!" said the nearby table.
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A group of adventurers and i walk into a bar
"what's with the swords" asks the bartender
"Mimics" I reply
We laugh, the bartender laughs, the table laughed, we killed the table it was a good night
