Adventure Jokes

Following is our collection of trek humor and films one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Adventure puns for adults, dirty trip jokes or clean adventurous gags for kids.

There is an abundance of spoiler jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 23 funniest jokes on adventure. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any escapades witze you can hear about adventure.

The Best jokes about Adventure

Pleasing Women

Three women go on vacation to an extravagant resort.
Upon arrival, the manager tells them, "we actually just opened a new building for single women, such as yourself! It has four stories, and you get to choose one of which you will stay in. Each floor has different types of men, and there will be signs at the entrance to each story, telling you what types you will find."

Figuring that it would be a fun adventure, they agree to these terms.

The women get to the first floor of the building. The sign reads "The Men on This Floor are Short, Pale, and Ugly".

Not seeing a reason why they would want to stay there, they proceed to the next floor, where they see a sign that reads "All Men on This Floor Are Average In Every Sense".

They begin to see a trend, and proceed to the next floor, wondering if their luck will improve.

The sign on the third floor reads "All Men on This Floor Are Tall, Dark, and Stunningly Handsome".

The women begin to get excited. They realize that this would be a wonderful floor to stay on, but curiosity gets the best of them, so they press on to the fourth and final floor.

Upon arrival to the last floor, they find a sign that reads
"There are no men on this floor. This floor was built with the sole purpose of proving that there is no way to please a woman."

Who's seen the movie "Up"?

The moral is that you can't have a real adventure until your wife dies.

The internet is like a choose your own adventure game

Where every adventure ultimately ends with me masturbating

I made up a dance about an old guy and a kid going on an adventure and asked everyone to name the movie it's based on.

Someone just guessed it. The jig is Up.

What do you call an underwater adventure with a Great Dane?

Scooby-Diving


The City Slicker and The Farmer

**City Slicker:** There sure are a lot of flies around here. Don't you ever shoo them?


**Farmer:** No. we just let them go barefoot.


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A man grows tired of his relationship with his wife

On their 25th anniversary, the man planned a vacation trip.

Man: Let's go on a vacation, just the two of us.

Wife: (gets exited) Really? Where are we going?

Man: How about an adventure in the jungles of Africa?

Wife: That would be really nice! What about on our 50th?

Man: I'll come back for you.

Adventures Of Pedo-Sherlock

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

-Elementary, my dear Watson.

I couldn't understand why so many people liked Jojo's Bizarre Adventure part 5. Most of the lines aren't even delivered that well. But then it hit me...

It's not delivery, it's Giorno.

I used to be an Adventurer like you...

...But then I got rereleased 7 times in 6 years.

Women can't say no to three things;

Shoes, bags, chocolate, diamonds, clothes, perfume, food, flowers, money, cosmetics, attention, romance, kindness, adventure, affection, unpredictability, confidence, humor, ice cream, shopping, free drinks..


My son went on a camping adventure with the Boy Scouts group

He told me it was in tents.

Donald Trump is writing a children's book about running for President

He's going to title it, "Marco's Little Adventure"

Nan 'n' Fran

**Nan:** What part of a fish weighs the most?

**Fran:** Its scales.

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We were two feet off the ground as we bounced vigorously

'Faster!' she screamed, as we got dirtier and dirtier


But then to my dismay, the rubber tore


Still, it was easy to change the tyre and we enjoyed the rest of the off-roading adventure

I used to be an adventurer like you

But then I took crippling adult responsibilities.

The Magic School Bus

That girl over there,

We call her the Magic School Bus.

The entire class has had a ride, and every time it was an absolutely wild adventure.

Adventure Time/Regular Show

If Finn is from the land of Ooo,

And Fiona is from the land of Aaa,

Would Mordecai and Rigby be from the land of WOOOOOAAAAH!!!!!

S O F A T H E R E Y E S P O P

Choose your own adventure.

Dad sees a soda?
Moving a couch for dad?
Obese girl with a vision problem?


If life is like a chose your own adventure book...

Can I return mine?

What is a Republican's favorite Choose Your Own Adventure?

The U.S. Constitution.

What does Cowboy Bilbo Baggins say to his wizard friend as he sets out for a Himalayan adventure?

Mao-uhns, Gandalf, I need MAO-UHNS!

I asked my friend to go on a walk with me

She and I walked for hours. She enjoyed the adventure, and I even let her drag me around a bit. It was a great bonding experience. I live my dog!

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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