Fun-Filled Adventure Jokes to Boost Your Mood
I recently heard about this young adult novel in which Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog team up for a cross county adventure...
So I took a trip to the library to see if they
had a copy.
The librarian said that my description rang a
bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
Who's seen the movie "Up"?
The moral is that you can't have a real adventure until your wife dies.
The internet is like a choose your own adventure game
Where every adventure ultimately ends with me m**...
The Marriage,,,
Paula, a mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter
Janet's plane to land. Janet had just come back from abroad trying to find
adventure during her gap year. As Janet was exiting the plane, Paula
noticed a man directly behind her daughter dressed in feathers with exotic
markings all over his body and carrying a shrunken head.
Janet introduced this man as her new husband.
Paula gasped out loud in disbelief and disappointment and screamed, "I
said for you to marry a rich Doctor .... a rich Doctor!"
There's this new young adult novel
I recently heard about this new young adult novel,
in which Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog team up for a cross-country adventure.
So, I head down to the library to see if they had a copy for my ten-year-old daughter, and
the librarian said that my description rang a bell,
but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.
I made up a dance about an old guy and a kid going on an adventure and asked everyone to name the movie it's based on.
Someone just guessed it. The j**... is Up.
Women can't say no to three things;
Shoes, bags, chocolate, diamonds, clothes, perfume, food, flowers, money, cosmetics, attention, romance, kindness, adventure, affection, unpredictability, confidence, humor, ice cream, shopping, free drinks..
What do you call an underwater adventure with a Great Dane?
s**...-Diving
A man grows tired of his relationship with his wife
On their 25th anniversary, the man planned a vacation trip.
Man: Let's go on a vacation, just the two of us.
Wife: (gets exited) Really? Where are we going?
Man: How about an adventure in the jungles of Africa?
Wife: That would be really nice! What about on our 50th?
Man: I'll come back for you.
What was the name of that Pixar movie where a non-human duo is forced to go on an adventure after the Status Quo gets threatened?
Google: "Could you be more specific?"
The City Slicker and The Farmer
**City Slicker:** There sure are a lot of flies around here. Don't you ever shoo them?
**Farmer:** No. we just let them go barefoot.
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^*From ^the ^epic ^fantasy ^adventure ^novel ^Silly ^Summertime ^Jokes*
You can explore adventure trek reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean adventure trip dad jokes. There are also adventure puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Adventures Of p**...-Sherlock
How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?
-Elementary, my dear Watson.
I couldn't understand why so many people liked Jojo's Bizarre Adventure part 5. Most of the lines aren't even delivered that well. But then it hit me...
It's not delivery, it's Giorno.
I used to be an Adventurer like you...
...But then I got rereleased 7 times in 6 years.
What did the old man in the cave say to Link before he went on his adventure in Zelda?
My son went on a camping adventure with the Boy Scouts group
He told me it was in tents.
Donald Trump is writing a children's book about running for President
He's going to title it, "Marco's Little Adventure"
We were two feet off the ground as we bounced vigorously
'Faster!' she screamed, as we got dirtier and dirtier
But then to my dismay, the rubber tore
Still, it was easy to change the tyre and we enjoyed the rest of the off-roading adventure
I used to be an adventurer like you
But then I took crippling adult responsibilities.
Nan 'n' Fran
**Nan:** What part of a fish weighs the most?
**Fran:** Its scales.
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*^From ^the ^epic ^fantasy ^adventure ^novel: ^101 ^Silly ^Summertime ^Jokes*
Adventure Time/Regular Show
If Finn is from the land of Ooo,
And Fiona is from the land of Aaa,
Would Mordecai and Rigby be from the land of WOOOOOAAAAH!!!!!
The Magic School Bus
That girl over there,
We call her the Magic School Bus.
The entire class has had a ride, and every time it was an absolutely wild adventure.
Fun & Adventure with Tiffany T. Quach Life Adventures paintings-some secrets will be revealed.
If life is like a chose your own adventure book...
Can I return mine?
I asked my friend to go on a walk with me
She and I walked for hours. She enjoyed the adventure, and I even let her drag me around a bit. It was a great bonding experience. I live my dog!
What is a Republican's favorite Choose Your Own Adventure?
The U.S. Constitution.
What does Cowboy Bilbo Baggins say to his wizard friend as he sets out for a Himalayan adventure?
Mao-uhns, Gandalf, I need MAO-UHNS!
S O F A T H E R E Y E S P O P
Choose your own adventure.
Dad sees a soda?
Moving a couch for dad?
Obese girl with a vision problem?
Where does the modern explorer go to in search for adventure?
The internet explorer goes onto amazon!
