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Advent Jokes

36 advent jokes and hilarious advent puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about advent that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

"Looking for fun this Advent season? Check out this article for the funniest Advent jokes around. From corny Advent puns to jokes referencing popular Christmas songs and shows, you're sure to find something that'll make you laugh. Plus, discover the history behind the Advent season and find out why it's celebrated in the Christian church."

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Funniest Advent Short Jokes

Short advent jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The advent humour may include short venture jokes also.

  1. Just got home and found all the doors and windows wide open and everything gone... What kind of sick person would do this to my Advent calendar?
  2. Came home to find all my doors had been smashed in and everything was gone. What kind of sicko does that to someone's advent calendar?
  3. Got myself a Microsoft advent calendar but I'm worried that once I've opened 3 or 4 windows I won't be able to open any more...
  4. Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars? Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!
  5. 12 days of Labour Why does Jeremy Corbyn enjoy advent calendars?
    Because it is the only time he will open the door to Number 10.
  6. Just came home to find all my doors had been smashed in and everything was gone... What sort of sick person does that to someone's advent calendar?
  7. I like my women how I like my advent calendar. I like my women how I like my advent calendar.
    Against my wall, flaps open, ready to be eaten.
  8. On a cold, late December day... ... the wall calendar looked across the room at the advent calendar and said:
    "It looks like our days are numbered, pal".
  9. I got a Jehovah's Witness themed advent calender this year.... I didn't open any of the doors.
  10. Here in Germany we give our Advent candles names. I call mine David, Aharon, Elijah and Shmuel.

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Advent One Liners

Which advent one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with advent? I can suggest the ones about journey and expedition.

  1. What did Texans use for heat before the advent of firewood? Electricity
  2. I bought a Russian advent calendar. Every time you open a window an oligarch falls out.
  3. What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days!
  4. (As it's Advent now:) Karen goes to Bethlehem She demands to see the manger.
  5. What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar? He got 25 days
    (ba dum tsssss)
  6. My advent calendar only has days that end in 1,3,5,7,9. That's odd.
  7. I can never finish anything so I bought a cyanide advent calendar.
  8. Man's just been jailed for stealing an advent Calender He got 24 days
  9. I moved into an advent calendar today... Its very cold, all the windows are open.
  10. Did you hear about the guy that stole an advent calendar? He got 25 days.
  11. A man stole an advent calendar He got 25 days.
  12. I gave each candle on our Advent wreath a name. David, Aharon, Elijah and Shmuel.
  13. Q: Did you hear about the man who stole the advent calendar?
    A: He got 25 days.
  14. What's the shortest calendar? An advent calendar.

Advent Calendar Jokes

Here is a list of funny advent calendar jokes and even better advent calendar puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why didn't people like the new Apple Mac themed advent calendars? They didn't have any Windows
Advent joke, Why didn't people like the new Apple Mac themed advent calendars?

Silly Advent Jokes for a Good Time with Friends

What funny jokes about advent you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean explore jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make advent pranks.

It has been said that a million monkeys hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type complete works of William Shakespeare.....

With the advent of internet, now we know that is not true!

Adventures Of p**...-Sherlock

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?
-Elementary, my dear Watson.

I used to be an Adventurer like you...

...But then I got rereleased 7 times in 6 years.

I used to be an adventurer like you

But then I took crippling adult responsibilities.

Adventure Time/Regular Show

If Finn is from the land of Ooo,
And Fiona is from the land of Aaa,
Would Mordecai and Rigby be from the land of WOOOOOAAAAH!!!!!

Advent joke, On a cold, late December day...