Advent Jokes

Following is our collection of hodor humor and elijah one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Advent puns for adults, dirty arrival jokes or clean christmas gags for kids.

There is an abundance of eve jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 21 funniest jokes on advent. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any unitarian witze you can hear about advent.

The Best jokes about Advent

Just got home and found all the doors and windows wide open and everything gone...

What kind of sick person would do this to my Advent calendar?

Got myself a Microsoft advent calendar

but I'm worried that once I've opened 3 or 4 windows I won't be able to open any more...

I can never finish anything

so I bought a cyanide advent calendar.

My advent calendar only has days that end in 1,3,5,7,9.

That's odd.

It has been said that a million monkeys hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type complete works of William Shakespeare.....

With the advent of internet, now we know that is not true!


Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

Adventures Of Pedo-Sherlock

How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

-Elementary, my dear Watson.

Man's just been jailed for stealing an advent Calender

He got 24 days

I used to be an Adventurer like you...

...But then I got rereleased 7 times in 6 years.

I used to be an adventurer like you

But then I took crippling adult responsibilities.

Just came home to find all my doors had been smashed in and everything was gone...

What sort of sick person does that to someone's advent calendar?


I moved into an advent calendar today...

Its very cold, all the windows are open.

Adventure Time/Regular Show

If Finn is from the land of Ooo,

And Fiona is from the land of Aaa,

Would Mordecai and Rigby be from the land of WOOOOOAAAAH!!!!!

I like my women how I like my advent calendar.

I like my women how I like my advent calendar.
Against my wall, flaps open, ready to be eaten.

I got a Jehovah's Witness themed advent calender this year....

I didn't open any of the doors.

Did you hear about the guy that stole an advent calendar?

He got 25 days.

An adventurous guy was driven to suicide.

But the knife was too dull.

Here in Germany we give our Advent candles names.

I call mine David, Aharon, Elijah and Shmuel.

I gave each candle on our Advent wreath a name.

David, Aharon, Elijah and Shmuel.


A man stole an advent calendar

He got 25 days.

Why didn't people like the new Apple Mac themed advent calendars?

They didn't have any Windows

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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