Advent Calendar Jokes

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Funniest Advent Calendar Short Jokes

Short advent calendar jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The advent calendar humour may include short advent jokes also.

1. Just got home and found all the doors and windows wide open and everything gone... What kind of sick person would do this to my Advent calendar?
2. Came home to find all my doors had been smashed in and everything was gone. What kind of sicko does that to someone's advent calendar?
3. Got myself a Microsoft advent calendar but I'm worried that once I've opened 3 or 4 windows I won't be able to open any more...
4. Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars? Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!
5. 12 days of Labour Why does Jeremy Corbyn enjoy advent calendars?
   Because it is the only time he will open the door to Number 10.
6. Just came home to find all my doors had been smashed in and everything was gone... What sort of sick person does that to someone's advent calendar?
7. I like my women how I like my advent calendar. I like my women how I like my advent calendar.
   Against my wall, flaps open, ready to be eaten.
8. On a cold, late December day... ... the wall calendar looked across the room at the advent calendar and said:
   "It looks like our days are numbered, pal".
9. Why didn't people like the new Apple Mac themed advent calendars? They didn't have any Windows

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Advent Calendar One Liners

Which advent calendar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with advent calendar? I can suggest the ones about christmas list and calendar up.

1. I bought a Russian advent calendar. Every time you open a window an oligarch falls out.
2. What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days!
3. What happened to the man who stole an advent calendar? He got 25 days
   (ba dum tsssss)
4. My advent calendar only has days that end in 1,3,5,7,9. That's odd.
5. I can never finish anything so I bought a cyanide advent calendar.
6. I moved into an advent calendar today... Its very cold, all the windows are open.
7. Did you hear about the guy that stole an advent calendar? He got 25 days.
8. A man stole an advent calendar He got 25 days.
9. Q: Did you hear about the man who stole the advent calendar?
   A: He got 25 days.
10. What's the shortest calendar? An advent calendar.

Hilarious Advent Calendar Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

What funny jokes about advent calendar you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean christmas cracker jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make advent calendar pranks.