Advent Calendar Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Advent Calendar jokes. There are some advent calendar calender jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these advent calendar january 1st puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Hilarious Advent Calendar Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter

I bought a Russian advent calendar.

Every time you open a window an oligarch falls out.

Just got home and found all the doors and windows wide open and everything gone...

What kind of sick person would do this to my Advent calendar?

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?

He got 25 days!

Came home to find all my doors had been smashed in and everything was gone.

What kind of sicko does that to someone's advent calendar?

Got myself a Microsoft advent calendar

but I'm worried that once I've opened 3 or 4 windows I won't be able to open any more...

My advent calendar only has days that end in 1,3,5,7,9.

That's odd.

I can never finish anything

so I bought a cyanide advent calendar.

Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

I moved into an advent calendar today...

Its very cold, all the windows are open.

12 days of Labour

Why does Jeremy Corbyn enjoy advent calendars?
Because it is the only time he will open the door to Number 10.

Just came home to find all my doors had been smashed in and everything was gone...

What sort of sick person does that to someone's advent calendar?

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I like my women how I like my advent calendar.

I like my women how I like my advent calendar.
Against my wall, flaps open, ready to be eaten.

On a cold, late December day...

... the wall calendar looked across the room at the advent calendar and said:

"It looks like our days are numbered, pal".

Did you hear about the guy that stole an advent calendar?

He got 25 days.

A man stole an advent calendar

He got 25 days.

Why didn't people like the new Apple Mac themed advent calendars?

They didn't have any Windows

Q: Did you hear about the man who stole the advent calendar?

A: He got 25 days.

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