Advancement Jokes

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A british doctor says: "In Britain, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man's liver, put it in another man, and in 6 weeks, he is looking for a job."...

...The German doctor says: "That's nothing, in Germany we took part of a brain, put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for a job."
The Russian doctor says: "Gentlemen, we took half a heart from a man, put it in another's chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for a job."
The American doctor laughs: "You are all behind us. A few months ago, we took a man with no brain, no heart, and no liver and made him President.
Now, the whole country is looking for a job!"

Why did the chicken go to the gym?

To build up it's pecs.
(apologies in advance. I made this up).

I never knew how technologically advanced moses was...

But today I learned he had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

My therapist said I could book 10 sessions in advance for £6000

She must think I'm crazy!!

How do you stop a russian tank from advancing?

Shoot the soldier pushing it.

Just made this up, and apologize in advance... What did the Doctor give the weatherman after his skiing accident?

4 casts

A guy barges into a psychiatrist's office, and screams...

"Doctor! I have suicidal tendencies! What do I do?!"
The doctor calmly answers "Pay me in advance"

My 5 year old son found videos meant for adults only...

...but he obviously couldn't understand the advanced calculus lectures from my university, so he stopped watching.

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