Hilarious Advancement Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
An Easter joke.
A priest was arguing with a rabbi.
"What is great in our religion", says the priest, "is that there is room for advancement. A humble village priest can become a bishop, an archbishop, a cardinal, who knows?, maybe even the Pope!"
The rabbi answers: "What about the Almighty? Can he become the Almighty?"
"Certainly not!", responds the priest, "what a sacrilegious thought! No mere mortal man can aspire to become the Almighty!"
The rabbi retorts: "One of our boys made it!"
"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." --career advancement program at my job
Then they fired me for violating the dress code at the bank. Hypocrites. How am I ever going to become a sumo wrestler now?
What do you call a major advancement made by an emo?
Cutting edge technology.
Why are fewer people going into archeology?
Coz career advancement is in ruins.
What is the largest barrier to women's advancement in the work place?
The wives of the men in hiring positions.
The Society for Handling the Advancement of Knee-high Epileptics encourages you to attend the grand opening...
of the grab-n-go pizza restaurant Little Seizures
Why is is so hard for women to find career advancement opportunities at Greggs?
The Pastry-archy
The NAACP was thinking of changing their name to the National Association for the Advancement of African Americans
Then they decided naaaa
A friend asked me: If you can time travel to the 90s, what technology would you bring with yourself to show the advancement of human civilization.
I told him my t**...-84
I don't know why everyone says the wheel was such a technological advancement
I mean it can't even run doom.
