The Best 8 Advancement Jokes

Following is our collection of Advancement jokes which are very funny. There are some advancement growth jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these advancement accomplishment puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Advancement Jokes and Puns

"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." --career advancement program at my job

Then they fired me for violating the dress code at the bank. Hypocrites. How am I ever going to become a sumo wrestler now?

What do you call a major advancement made by an emo?

Cutting edge technology.

What is the largest barrier to women's advancement in the work place?

The wives of the men in hiring positions.

The Society for Handling the Advancement of Knee-high Epileptics encourages you to attend the grand opening...

of the grab-n-go pizza restaurant Little Seizures

Why is is so hard for women to find career advancement opportunities at Greggs?

The Pastry-archy


The NAACP was thinking of changing their name to the National Association for the Advancement of African Americans

Then they decided naaaa

A friend asked me: If you can time travel to the 90s, what technology would you bring with yourself to show the advancement of human civilization.

I told him my Ti-84

I don't know why everyone says the wheel was such a technological advancement

I mean it can't even run doom.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the advancement educational jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working advancement fund piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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