"Dress for the job you want, not the job you have." --career advancement program at my job
Then they fired me for violating the dress code at the bank. Hypocrites. How am I ever going to become a sumo wrestler now?
What do you call a major advancement made by an emo?
Cutting edge technology.
Big Data is like fire, but reversed.
At first it seemed a big technological advancement, now it is just some shit that scares people.
The Society for Handling the Advancement of Knee-high Epileptics encourages you to attend the grand opening...
of the grab-n-go pizza restaurant Little Seizures
What is the largest barrier to women's advancement in the work place?
The wives of the men in hiring positions.
Why is is so hard for women to find career advancement opportunities at Greggs?
The Pastry-archy
The NAACP was thinking of changing their name to the National Association for the Advancement of African Americans
Then they decided naaaa
A friend asked me: If you can time travel to the 90s, what technology would you bring with yourself to show the advancement of human civilization.
I told him my Ti-84
What's the most surprising advancement in tech?
Headphone jacks are obsolete.
I don't know why everyone says the wheel was such a technological advancement
I mean it can't even run doom.
That new movie Birdbox is a revolutionary step forward for the cultural acceptance and advancement of blind people
Too bad they can't see it
Did you hear about suicide?
Apparently it's a cutting edge advancement
What are the most funny Advancement jokes of all time ?
Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Advancement? Well, here are the best Advancement dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Advancement pick up lines to share with friends.