Adulting Jokes

4 adulting jokes and hilarious adulting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about adulting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Fun-Filled Adulting Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What is a good adulting joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I saw two kids fighting on the elementary school playground and being the only adult around, I had to step in...

Little b**... didn't stand a chance…

Satan arrives to welcome a new d**... soul to h**....

"Congratulations!", he says, "You wasted your entire pitiful life!"
"Well," the man replies, "at least I'm not a adult living in my father's basement."

Americans are getting stronger; 20 years ago, it took two adults to carry $50 worth of groceries.

Today, a 5 year-old can carry them!

When you are born you actually have 4 kidneys.

But as you get older, two of them turn into adult knees

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