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Adulting Jokes

4 adulting jokes and hilarious adulting puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about adulting that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Fun-Filled Adulting Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What is a good adulting joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

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Satan arrives to welcome a new d**... soul to h**....

"Congratulations!", he says, "You wasted your entire pitiful life!"
"Well," the man replies, "at least I'm not a adult living in my father's basement."

Americans are getting stronger; 20 years ago, it took two adults to carry $50 worth of groceries.

Today, a 5 year-old can carry them!

When you are born you actually have 4 kidneys.

But as you get older, two of them turn into adult knees

I recently heard about this young adult novel in which Schrodinger's cat and Pavlov's dog team up for a cross county adventure…

So I headed on down to the library to see if they had a copy for my 10 year old daughter.
The librarian said that my description rang a bell but she wasn't sure if it was there or not.

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