Rib-Tickling Adulthood Jokes that Bring Friends Together
Stages of man's sexuality [OC]
1. Puberty: m**... in secrecy and shame.
2. Early adulthood: comfortable m**... in your room and some casual s**... with strangers.
3. First serious relationship: wild s**... all the time.
4. First years of marriage: steady and regular s**....
5. Marriage after children: m**... in secrecy and shame.
worst part of childhood is monsters in the closet/under the bed
worst part of adulthood is realizing they were living there rent-free and you missed your chance to charge them
Only vaccinated kids will get this.
adulthood
What disease are anti-vax kids immune to?
Adulthood. I hope this isn't taken.
What starts with "A" and has a higher chance of being inflicted upon you if you get vaccinated?
Adulthood.
Adulthood is like looking both ways before crossing the street
And then getting hit by an airplane.
It costs $235,000.....
...to raise a child to adulthood in the United States.
And that's just for the alcohol.
Grown-ups fooled us by making us think we would be superheroes on adulthood
Firefighter, Broker, Waterboy, Machinist, Driller, Embalmer, Goldsmith, Hydrologist, Lifeguard, Naturopath
Only anti-anti-vaxxers' kids will get this...
Adulthood
I used to think that adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong.
It turns out, adulthood is multiple crises, concurrently.
What do modern universities and Cersei's w**... have in common?
kids coming out of them have no chance at reaching adulthood.
You can explore adulthood boyhood reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean adulthood teenage dad jokes. There are also adulthood puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
A new research suggests that antivaxxer children are less likely to get cancer
and also adulthood.
I'm in the middle of what you'd call a bit of a dating slump.
I call it adulthood.
Childhood - don't go into stranger's car
Adulthood - Uber
