Adulthood Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Adulthood jokes. Read adulthood itouch jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these adulthood teens puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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Stages of man's sexuality [OC]

1. Puberty: m**... in secrecy and shame.
2. Early adulthood: comfortable m**... in your room and some casual s**... with strangers.
3. First serious relationship: wild s**... all the time.
4. First years of marriage: steady and regular s**....
5. Marriage after children: m**... in secrecy and shame.

worst part of childhood is monsters in the closet/under the bed

worst part of adulthood is realizing they were living there rent-free and you missed your chance to charge them

Only vaccinated kids will get this.


What disease are anti-vax kids immune to?

Adulthood. I hope this isn't taken.

What starts with "A" and has a higher chance of being inflicted upon you if you get vaccinated?


Adulthood is like looking both ways before crossing the street

And then getting hit by an airplane.

It costs $235,000..... raise a child to adulthood in the United States.

And that's just for the alcohol.

Adulthood joke, It costs $235,000.....

Grown-ups fooled us by making us think we would be superheroes on adulthood

Firefighter, Broker, Waterboy, Machinist, Driller, Embalmer, Goldsmith, Hydrologist, Lifeguard, Naturopath

Only anti-anti-vaxxers' kids will get this...


I used to think that adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong.

It turns out, adulthood is multiple crises, concurrently.

What do modern universities and Cersei's w**... have in common?

kids coming out of them have no chance at reaching adulthood.

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A new research suggests that antivaxxer children are less likely to get cancer

and also adulthood.

I'm in the middle of what you'd call a bit of a dating slump.

I call it adulthood.

Childhood - don't go into stranger's car

Adulthood - Uber

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