Adulthood Jokes

Following is our collection of boyhood funnies and itouch chistes working better than reddit jokes. They include Adulthood puns for adults, dirty teenage jokes or clean teens gags for kids.

There is an abundance of goals jokes out there, and you're fortunate because we've a collection of favorite ones. Check out the funniest 12 jokes on the internet, even funnier than any age witze you can hear about adulthood.

The Best jokes about Adulthood

Stages of man's sexuality [OC]

1. Puberty: masturbating in secrecy and shame.
2. Early adulthood: comfortable masturbation in your room and some casual sex with strangers.
3. First serious relationship: wild sex all the time.
4. First years of marriage: steady and regular sex.
5. Marriage after children: masturbating in secrecy and shame.

Only vaccinated kids will get this.


What starts with "A" and has a higher chance of being inflicted upon you if you get vaccinated?


It costs $235,000..... raise a child to adulthood in the United States.

And that's just for the alcohol.

Adulthood is like looking both ways before crossing the street

And then getting hit by an airplane.

Only anti-anti-vaxxers' kids will get this...


I used to think that adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong.

It turns out, adulthood is multiple crises, concurrently.

Grown-ups fooled us by making us think we would be superheroes on adulthood

Firefighter, Broker, Waterboy, Machinist, Driller, Embalmer, Goldsmith, Hydrologist, Lifeguard, Naturopath

What do modern universities and Cersei's womb have in common?

kids coming out of them have no chance at reaching adulthood.

A new research suggests that antivaxxer children are less likely to get cancer

and also adulthood.

Childhood - don't go into stranger's car

Adulthood - Uber

I'm in the middle of what you'd call a bit of a dating slump.

I call it adulthood.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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