The Best 13 Adulthood Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Adulthood jokes. There are some adulthood itouch jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these adulthood teens puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Adulthood Jokes and Puns

Stages of man's sexuality [OC]

1. Puberty: masturbating in secrecy and shame.
2. Early adulthood: comfortable masturbation in your room and some casual sex with strangers.
3. First serious relationship: wild sex all the time.
4. First years of marriage: steady and regular sex.
5. Marriage after children: masturbating in secrecy and shame.

Only vaccinated kids will get this.

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What starts with "A" and has a higher chance of being inflicted upon you if you get vaccinated?

Adulthood.

Adulthood joke, What starts with "A" and has a higher chance of being inflicted upon you if you get vaccinated?

What disease are anti-vax kids immune to?

Adulthood. I hope this isn't taken.

Adulthood is like looking both ways before crossing the street

And then getting hit by an airplane.


It costs $235,000.....

...to raise a child to adulthood in the United States.

And that's just for the alcohol.

Only anti-anti-vaxxers' kids will get this...

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Adulthood joke, Only anti-anti-vaxxers' kids will get this...

I used to think that adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong.

It turns out, adulthood is multiple crises, concurrently.

Grown-ups fooled us by making us think we would be superheroes on adulthood

Firefighter, Broker, Waterboy, Machinist, Driller, Embalmer, Goldsmith, Hydrologist, Lifeguard, Naturopath

What do modern universities and Cersei's womb have in common?

kids coming out of them have no chance at reaching adulthood.

A new research suggests that antivaxxer children are less likely to get cancer

and also adulthood.

You can explore adulthood boyhood reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean adulthood teenage dad jokes. There are also adulthood puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


I'm in the middle of what you'd call a bit of a dating slump.

I call it adulthood.

Childhood - don't go into stranger's car

Adulthood - Uber

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the adulthood goals jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working adulthood age piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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