Adult Swim Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Adult Swim jokes. There are some adult swim jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these adult swim puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Playful Adult Swim Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

I went with my kids for a swim in the public kids pool and apparently adults peeing in a pool is not entirely unnoticeable

The lifeguard yelled so loud at me I almost fell in the water.

Why did the partially-sighted kid go to the public swimming pool?

He wanted adult supervision.

What's it called when an Adult Swim exec's body freezes up after death?

Rickor Mortys

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the adult swim puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working adult swim piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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