Giggle-Inducing Adult Males Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
A new law
Two guys walk into a bar and order lunch. "What brings you guys in today?" the bartender asks. "I guess you haven't heard yet. The mayor passed a law yesterday to try to help out local restaurants during Covid-19. All adult males are required to go and eat lunch out with their best male friends at least once a week," one of the guys answers the bartender. "Well it's not a law really," the other guy corrects him. "It's more of a mandate."
A guy goes in an Adult Store in Western Sydney and asks for an inflatable doll.
A guy goes in an Adult Store in Western Sydney and asks for an inflatable doll.
The guy behind the counter says, Male or female ?
The customer says, Female.
The counter guy asks, Black or white?
The customer says, White.
The counter guy asks, Christian or Muslim?
The customer says, What does religion have to do with it?
The counter guy says, The Muslim one blows itself up.
I once killed an adult male Grizzly bear on a ski trip in Alaska with a small serrated knife.
I had no idea grizzlies could ski or where the bear got the knife.
What separates a s**... active adult male from a 10 year old?
A half a millimetre of latex.
A guy walks into an adult toy store.
He walks up to the clerk and says, I'd like to buy a blow up doll." The clerk asks, "Male or female?" "Female." "Black or white" "White." "Christian or Muslim?" Curious, the guy says, "Muslim." "Regular or radicalized extremist?" The clerk asks. "What's the difference?" the guy says. "The radicalized extremist blows itself up."
What do you call an adult male who believes that a man with a white beard hands out stuff for free?
A communist
As a large adult male I think I could probably last at least 30 seconds with Rhonda Rousey
But probably less than 10 seconds in a fight against her.
Fun fact: 7% of American adults believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
93% of American adults think chocolate milk should come from white male cows.
