The Best 42 Adul Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Adul jokes. There are some adul priest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these adul open puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Adul Jokes and Puns
Only for adults
What's the similarity
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Both are made for kids
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Adultery
n old man went into confession and told the priest: Father,I'm 81 married with six children and 13 grandchildren. Last night i had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls.Twice.
I see, said the priest. When was the last time you were in confession?
Never,Father , replied the old man. I'm Jewish
So why are you telling me?
I'm telling everybody!
Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?
They can't lego of their childhood.
Tell some more Lego puns, here!
Why do adults always ask kids what they want to be when they grow up?
They're looking for ideas.
What is an adulterers favorite snack?
Cheetos.
If adults consent to adultery
Then infants should sign up for infantry.
I'm an adult, and am 5 feet 1 inches
Sounds bad, but made worse by the fact that they are two measurements.
adults make better fighters than infants
yet more battles are won by infantry than adultery
Why do Adults tell Kids "Never Grow Up"?
When you grow up, your childhood makes sense
My adult life is like a broken keyboard.
Nothing is under Control;
Lost all of my Alternatives,
Really need some Space for myself, but;
All I can do is Escape but to no avail.
Being an adult is terrible.
Next life I am coming back as a baby.
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I didn't know that when I became an adult everyone would make FRIENDS references...
No one ever told me life was gonna be this way.
adult jokes
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
I'm an adult who likes puns...
I guess you could say I'm a groan-up.
Adults used to tell me that if I went into the inner city, I could get robbed by a drug dealer...
I finally understand now, $5 for a cup of coffee is ridiculous
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
What do adult film stars hang in their Christmas trees?
Pornaments
They say 1 in 3 adults will get shingles in their lifetime
But not me.
I'm a plumber, I don't do roofing.
25% of all adult women are currently on medication for mental illness which is quite scary....
Because that means 75% are running around untreated.
Why aren't adults afraid of the dark?
Because with the current price of electricity they are afraid of the light
Adult grain: what do you want to be when you grow up?
Young grain: BEER!
AG: Ok, but remember to keep your feet on the ground
*years later*
Loaf of bread: I had dreams you know...
Now that I'm an adult, there are things I can appreciate a whole lot more than when I was a child...
Things like wearing diapers and spankings...
Why didn't adults enjoy the kids' orchestra?
Not enough sax and violins.
What's an adult actress' favourite drink?
7-Up in Cider.
Now that I'm an adult, I've decided that I'm too old to be having a one night stand
So I went to Ikea and got another one.
Adulthood is like looking both ways before crossing the street
And then getting hit by an airplane.
Adultery is a sin...
You can't have your Kate and Edith too.
In adultery there are no winners
But taking part is more important than winning
Even as an adult, everytime I eat a Werther's candy, it reminds me of my grandmother
Tastes just like her
All the adults judged me because I jumped into the ball pit at the children's activity centre...
It's like they'd never seen a naked man before
You're an adult, don't laugh at this
Uranus might be full of surprises
Being an adult, I now realize how wise and correct my father really was...
I am worthless and will never amount to anything.
They say 1 in 4 adults are abysmal at maths.
The other 2 are just bad.
As an adult I think I understand why Mr. Freeze got so upset when he had to put his wife, Nora, on Ice
After all no one likes cold Fries.
(adult) What's the max Top Speed a girl can have sex?
68mph.
Because any faster she'll flip over and blow a rod.
*Wonder how many "hi my name is rod" replies..
I used to think that adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong.
It turns out, adulthood is multiple crises, concurrently.
If you adults are so mature then stop making school shooting jokes.
They're directed at a younger audiance
(PLS don't get offended)
Did you know that only 1 in 4 US Adults with children have a Will?
The rest gave them some other names, I assume.
I went to an adult website and searched for good Christian content.
Turns out it was all missionaries.
Being an adult is
basically trying to avoid people who have seen you naked, while trying to find new people to see you naked.
Two adult trees fell on top of my house and made a big mess
It's the first time my house ever got a treesome
I'm not adulting today.
I'm kidding.
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