Adul Jokes
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I didn't know that when I became an adult everyone would make FRIENDS references...
No one ever told me life was gonna be this way.
I'm not adulting today.
I'm kidding.
You have to be an adult to see Theodore, the guy who takes the medical images at the hospital.
After all, he's x-ray Ted.
Two adult trees fell on top of my house and made a big mess
It's the first time my house ever got a treesome
Adultery
There were three guys that died and went to heaven.
The first went up and then God said, "You have committed adultery so you shall own a bike."
The second guy comes up and God says, "You have almost committed adultery so you shall own a motorcycle."
The third guy goes up and then God says, "You have only thought about adultery so you shall get a Porsche!"
The first guy comes up to the man in the Porsche and starts Laughing and the man in the Porsche asks, "Why are you laughing? You only got a bike!"
The guy on the bike says, "I just saw your wife on a skateboard!"
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Now that I'm an adult, there are things I can appreciate a whole lot more than when I was a child...
Things like wearing diapers and spankings...
Adultery
n old man went into confession and told the priest: Father,I'm 81 married with six children and 13 grandchildren. Last night i had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls.Twice.
I see, said the priest. When was the last time you were in confession?
Never,Father , replied the old man. I'm Jewish
So why are you telling me?
I'm telling everybody!
I'm an adult who likes puns...
I guess you could say I'm a groan-up.
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Being an adult is
basically trying to avoid people who have seen you n**..., while trying to find new people to see you n**....
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adults make better fighters than infants
yet more battles are won by infantry than adultery
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Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your p**...!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?
They can't lego of their childhood.
Tell some more Lego puns, here!
My adult son and I were sitting in a bar...
He looked at the top shelf assortment of whiskeys, some of which went for $200 a shot. He asked me what was the most expensive drink I'd ever had. I told him it was the third Budweiser the night he was conceived.
Adults used to tell me that if I went into the inner city, I could get robbed by a drug dealer...
I finally understand now, $5 for a cup of coffee is ridiculous
Did you know that only 1 in 4 US Adults with children have a Will?
The rest gave them some other names, I assume.
What is an adulterers favorite snack?
If you adults are so mature then stop making school shooting jokes.
They're directed at a younger audiance
(PLS don't get offended)
Adulthood is like looking both ways before crossing the street
And then getting hit by an airplane.
Now that I'm an adult, I've decided that I'm too old to be having a one night stand
So I went to Ikea and got another one.
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
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Being an adult, I now realize how wise and correct my father really was...
I am worthless and will never amount to anything.
Why aren't adults afraid of the dark?
Because with the current price of electricity they are afraid of the light
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