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Both are made for kids
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n old man went into confession and told the priest: Father,I'm 81 married with six children and 13 grandchildren. Last night i had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls.Twice.
I see, said the priest. When was the last time you were in confession?
Never,Father , replied the old man. I'm Jewish
So why are you telling me?
I'm telling everybody!
They can't lego of their childhood.
Tell some more Lego puns, here!
They're looking for ideas.
Cheetos.
Then infants should sign up for infantry.
Sounds bad, but made worse by the fact that they are two measurements.
yet more battles are won by infantry than adultery
When you grow up, your childhood makes sense
Nothing is under Control;
Lost all of my Alternatives,
Really need some Space for myself, but;
All I can do is Escape but to no avail.
Next life I am coming back as a baby.
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No one ever told me life was gonna be this way.
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
I guess you could say I'm a groan-up.
I finally understand now, $5 for a cup of coffee is ridiculous
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
Pornaments
But not me.
I'm a plumber, I don't do roofing.
Because that means 75% are running around untreated.
Because with the current price of electricity they are afraid of the light
Young grain: BEER!
AG: Ok, but remember to keep your feet on the ground
*years later*
Loaf of bread: I had dreams you know...
Things like wearing diapers and spankings...
Not enough sax and violins.
7-Up in Cider.
So I went to Ikea and got another one.
And then getting hit by an airplane.
You can't have your Kate and Edith too.
But taking part is more important than winning
Tastes just like her
It's like they'd never seen a naked man before
Uranus might be full of surprises
I am worthless and will never amount to anything.
The other 2 are just bad.
After all no one likes cold Fries.
68mph.
Because any faster she'll flip over and blow a rod.
*Wonder how many "hi my name is rod" replies..
It turns out, adulthood is multiple crises, concurrently.
They're directed at a younger audiance
(PLS don't get offended)
The rest gave them some other names, I assume.
Turns out it was all missionaries.
basically trying to avoid people who have seen you naked, while trying to find new people to see you naked.
It's the first time my house ever got a treesome
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