Following is our collection of jokes humor and priest one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Adul puns for adults, dirty extramarital jokes or clean open gags for kids.
There is an abundance of adult jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 35 funniest jokes on adul. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any finds witze you can hear about adul.
No one ever told me life was gonna be this way.
Because that means 75% are running around untreated.
Three guys are arrested in an adult book store and appear before the judge. He asks the first guy to stand:
"What is your name?" he asked.
"George," the guy answered.
"And why were you arrested?" the judge asked.
"I was by the magazine rack holding a big fat cigar and blowing smoke," he answered.
The judge didn't see anything wrong with that, so he dismissed the guy and called up the next one.
"What's your name?" he asked.
"George," the guy answered.
"Why were you arrested?" the Judge asked.
"I was by the magazine rack holding a big fat cigar and blowing smoke," he answered.
Again, the judge saw nothing offensive, 'This so-called adult store is begining to sound more like a smoking club!' he thought. So he dismissed the charge and called up the next guy.
"What's your name?? No wait, let me guess; George," he said.
"No," said the guy, "My name is Smoke."
7-Up in Cider.
Turns out it was all missionaries.
Things like wearing diapers and spankings...
I guess you could say I'm a groan-up.
basically trying to avoid people who have seen you naked, while trying to find new people to see you naked.
yet more battles are won by infantry than adultery
I finally understand now, $5 for a cup of coffee is ridiculous
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
The rest gave them some other names, I assume.
Cheetos.
At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.
Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"
n old man went into confession and told the priest: Father,I'm 81 married with six children and 13 grandchildren. Last night i had an affair and made love to two 18-year-old girls.Twice.
I see, said the priest. When was the last time you were in confession?
Never,Father , replied the old man. I'm Jewish
So why are you telling me?
I'm telling everybody!
And then getting hit by an airplane.
So I went to Ikea and got another one.
They're directed at a younger audiance
(PLS don't get offended)
They can't lego of their childhood.
Tell some more Lego puns, here!
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
I am worthless and will never amount to anything.
68mph.
Because any faster she'll flip over and blow a rod.
*Wonder how many "hi my name is rod" replies..
Because with the current price of electricity they are afraid of the light
Sounds bad, but made worse by the fact that they are two measurements.
It turns out, adulthood is multiple crises, concurrently.
They're looking for ideas.
The other 2 are just bad.
After all no one likes cold Fries.
Young grain: BEER!
AG: Ok, but remember to keep your feet on the ground
*years later*
Loaf of bread: I had dreams you know...
It's like they'd never seen a naked man before
Tastes just like her
But taking part is more important than winning
You can't have your Kate and Edith too.
Uranus might be full of surprises
What's the similarity
between garden
and breast?
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Both are made for kids
but mostly used
by adults...
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.