Ads Jokes

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Mr. Zuckerberg how do you sustain a business model in which users don't pay for your services?

Zuckerberg: 1010011010 .......Ahem

Zuckerberg: Senator, we run ads

I was watching tv last night...

and one of those ads came on with one of those little black African babies covered in flies. I immediately grabbed the phone and called the number on the screen. I had to have one, they work so much better than those sticky strips that hang from the ceiling.

What do you trust more than the government?

The ads on Pornhub telling me girls within 3 miles of my location want to hook up.

My uncle has a factory that make "For Sale" signs.

I asked him how companies like that advertise because I've never seen ads any for that sort of business and he replied:

"They essentially sell themselves."

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I've been getting some odd pop up ads recently:

Hot older men in your area want to know if you've been messing with the thermostat

I'm getting tired of these targeted ads. I just saw one for f**... services ffs!

That's the last thing I need!

High quality ads can be really bad for you.

They can cause ADHD.

Ads can get you laid

Cuz when I turned on Ad blocker, all the women in my area who were interested in me suddenly disappeared.

I finally watched that movie about the Psycho clown that destroyed the lives of innocent children.

Halfway into it I realised it was just a string of old McDonald's Ads.

Why didn't companies put ads on hulk?

He's basically a giant Banner

Just wondering why Nike didn't pick Tanya Harding for it's ads.

Wasn't she the first one to take a knee?

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All these "Don't pay too much for [x]" Wikibuy/Honey ads are really convincing.

They convinced me to download Adblocker.

Writing "no hookups" on Tinder is like

going to PornHub for the ads.

I saw all the people complaining about inappropriate YouTube ads, and at first I thought they were kidding. Then I saw a t**... condoms ad.

I thought they were horsing around.

Why did the marketer use gametes in his ads?

Because s**... cells.


I can't wait to see all the ads for better deals I'm going to get on Facebook!!!!

It was smart to use Khloe Kardashian in those ads for migraine medication.

I know that not all people that have migraines watch the Kardashians, but everyone who watches the Kardashians has migraines.

What is an example of a Facebook paradox?

Discovering one of their user's is trying to build a bomb and having to decide between reporting him to the FBI or serving him ads for digital timers

After being harassed by ads about hot singles that are interested in me within 1 mile, I decided to investigate.

There are a lot of hot singles in my area, but none of them are interested in me.

How do we know it's Stephen Hawking talking and not just the black box?

There are no ads.

I've been receiving a lot of targeted ads about male enhancement lately....

Never have I been more offended and grateful in my life.

What kind of ads does the roof of the house get?

Hot shingles in your area

Ads on Tv...

I was watching the adverts when all of a sudden, a programme came on.

How I feel when watching youtube...

I dont mind the buffer ...

I dont mind the adds...

But when the ads buffer...

I suffer

How not to forget your girlfriend's birthday gift. Ever.

BF: Babe, look what I have got you! Spotify premium, now you can listen to our favourite love songs, anywhere, anytime, without ads!

GF: Yay! Is it for my birthday this year ?

BF: No, it's for your birthday every year!

So I've seen a lot of booze ads lately

And they all say please drink Responsibly or enjoy Responsibly or something like that, and I'm just confused.

What kind of drink does Responsibly make that even other brands endorse it in their own ads?

I keep getting these ads about Erectile Dysfunction and all I got to say that is...

How'd they know?

why aren't hotdog ads allowed in nascar?

because no-one else would be able to ketchup

My city likes their sewers like I like my ads


I don't have to worry about my browser history anymore

Whatever I search comes back as Facebook Ads

I'm so unattractive

Even the ads on tinder swipe left.

A city bus cleaner is hanging ads promoting Martin Luther King Jr Day...

His co-worker shouts "Hey, those belong at the back of the bus!"

Volvo pulls its ads from 'Hannity' after Moore coverage

Volvo owners begin smashing their cars in protest.

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

I hate how unrealistic Verizon ads are.

I've never even seen three non-employees at once in their store before.

what is Ceasar's slogan for his advertising company?

Ceasar sell ads

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30Β£ for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

But before you start browsing through the job ads, try to put things in perspective. So what else could you be doing instead? |

I hate when I search for something online and everywhere I go I see ads for it

If I wanted to *buy* chloroform I wouldn't be searching how to make it.

What do you call someone that makes food look better for ads?

A Bake-Up Artist!

This morning I saw an ad offering 'help' to people contemplating s**...

Which confused me, because the industry has banned ads for cigarettes, but apparently they have no qualms with m**....

The way I skip you tube Ads ?

I am a man and It doesn't matter what the Ad video is I would skip
But why does girls get caught and her distracted if the Ad had a baby or dog / favourite man?

All I want for christmas is you

Tube without ads.

Funny Super Bowl Ads;

Amy Schumer has said she won't do any Super Bowl commercials this year in support of Colin Kapernic.

Thank God! Maybe this years Super Bowl commericals will be funny.

One call that's all... dont you run out of money to keep paying tv ads? Pleaseeee

I can't beleive that russia tried to kill Sergi

Compare the market ads will never be the same

All those Tide ads during the Super Bowl got me thinking

They must be trying to clean up their image.

I don't know why they spend so much money on Superbowl ads,

I still don't feel like buying any cars, eating any chips, drinking Budweiser or eating tide pods.

My friend told me that Hillary has ads on Spotify.

And I said:

"Well, I guess that makes sense. Anything she could do to up her chances. I mean, she *is* dying to become President."

What do you call a humor site with bad ads?


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