Ads Jokes

Funniest Ads Short Jokes

Short ads jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ads humour may include short advertisement jokes also.

1. Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full." I thought, "I can't turn that down."
2. Tide has some serious ad time during the superbowl this year Must be able to afford it after cornering the teenage snack food market
3. I said to my parents, "Mom, dad... I've decided to live on my own from now on." "Okay, that's fine." they replied.
   I added, "Your luggage is outside."
4. Don't drink water while studying... Why?
   Because chemistry says that concentration decreases while adding water.
   Note: My first attempt. Thanks.
5. My girlfriend always gets mad when I mess with her red wine… So I added some Sprite and oranges to it and now she's sangria then ever…
6. Adding a colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence For example:
   Jeffrey ate John's sandwich.
   Jeffrey ate John's colon.
7. That's a nice ham you got there. It would be a shame if someone added a 's' at the front, and 'e' at the end of it.
8. Trump reportedly asked to be added to Mount Rushmore Turns out granite isn't a dense enough material to represent him
9. if you added the letters S and E to the X files it would be the X-ES Files. haha excess files. way too many files lol
10. BC now stands for "Before Coronavirus" and AD is now "After Distancing"
    >!Welcome to the new dark ages!<

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Ads One Liners

Which ads one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ads? I can suggest the ones about apps and campaign.

1. I saw an ad in a shop window, "TV for $5- Volume stuck on full" Couldn't turn it down.
2. As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
3. What word means the same thing with several letters added? Mailbox
4. I accused my wife of adding dirt to the garden. She denied it. The plot thickens.
5. That's a nice sham you've got there... It'd be a shame if somebody
   added an e
6. I added Paul Walker on Xbox, but he spends all his time on the dashboard.
7. I have an IQ of 180 I took the test 3 times and added up my scores
8. His original name was John Kennedy They added the F later to pay respects
9. I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.
10. Size of matter in descending order. Molecule > Atom > Proton > Quark > x on a mobile ad
11. "Son, what would happen if neither team won the Super Bowl?" "It's a Tide ad."
12. Internet went down last night My neighbour added a password
13. Just added two more doors to our chicken coop Now it's a chicken sedan
14. You heard about the guy that added 3, 20, and 46? The Summer of 69
15. Thank you for explaining that Geico ad to me It means a great deal

Tv Ads Jokes

Here is a list of funny tv ads jokes and even better tv ads puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I saw an AD for a 55" TV for $20 "Volume stuck on full"
  How can I turn that down ?
• Ads on Tv... I was watching the adverts when all of a sudden, a programme came on.
• When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
• The TV's airing the same pressure cooker ad over and over again. It's Torr-turous.
• Youtube saying "got it, we wont show you that anymore" When you dismiss an ad for youtube TV
• One call that's all... dont you run out of money to keep paying tv ads? Pleaseeee
• What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD? Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?

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