Ads Jokes

61 ads jokes and hilarious ads puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about ads that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

This article covers some of the funniest jokes about television advertisements and classified ads. Find out which settings make them even funnier and enjoy the comedy!

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Funniest Ads Short Jokes

Short ads jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The ads humour may include short advertisement jokes also.

  1. Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full." I thought, "I can't turn that down."
  2. Tide has some serious ad time during the superbowl this year Must be able to afford it after cornering the teenage snack food market
  3. I said to my parents, "Mom, dad... I've decided to live on my own from now on." "Okay, that's fine." they replied.
    I added, "Your luggage is outside."
  4. Don't drink water while studying... Why?
    Because chemistry says that concentration decreases while adding water.
    Note: My first attempt. Thanks.
  5. My girlfriend always gets mad when I mess with her red wine… So I added some Sprite and oranges to it and now she's sangria then ever…
  6. Adding a colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence For example:
    Jeffrey ate John's sandwich.
    Jeffrey ate John's colon.
  7. That's a nice ham you got there. It would be a shame if someone added a 's' at the front, and 'e' at the end of it.
  8. Trump reportedly asked to be added to Mount Rushmore Turns out granite isn't a dense enough material to represent him
  9. if you added the letters S and E to the X files it would be the X-ES Files. haha excess files. way too many files lol
  10. I added Paul Walker as a friend on Xbox live But all he ever does is hangout on the dashboard.

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Ads One Liners

Which ads one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with ads? I can suggest the ones about apps and campaign.

  1. I saw an ad in a shop window, "TV for $5- Volume stuck on full" Couldn't turn it down.
  2. As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
  3. What word means the same thing with several letters added? Mailbox
  4. I accused my wife of adding dirt to the garden. She denied it. The plot thickens.
  5. That's a nice sham you've got there... It'd be a shame if somebody
    added an e
  6. Some more dirt was mysteriously added to my garden last night... The plot thickens
  7. I added Paul Walker on Xbox, but he spends all his time on the dashboard.
  8. I have an IQ of 180 I took the test 3 times and added up my scores
  9. His original name was John Kennedy They added the F later to pay respects
  10. Some mystery person keeps adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
  11. I knew someone had added dirt to my garden. And so, the plot thickens
  12. I saw an ad for burial plots and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.
  13. Size of matter in descending order. Molecule > Atom > Proton > Quark > x on a mobile ad
  14. Someone keeps adding soil to my garden! The plot thickens
  15. Just added Paul Walker on xbox, Shame he's always on the dashboard tho.

Tv Ads Jokes

Here is a list of funny tv ads jokes and even better tv ads puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I saw an AD for a 55" TV for $20 "Volume stuck on full"
    How can I turn that down ?
  • Ads on Tv... I was watching the adverts when all of a sudden, a programme came on.
  • When I see ads on TV with smiling, happy housewives using a new cleaning product, the only thing I want to buy are the meds they must be on.
  • The TV's airing the same pressure cooker ad over and over again. It's Torr-turous.
  • Youtube saying "got it, we wont show you that anymore" When you dismiss an ad for youtube TV
  • One call that's all... dont you run out of money to keep paying tv ads? Pleaseeee
  • What was the most popular TV show in Ancient Rome and Germany in early AD? Whose Rhine Is It Anyway?

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What funny jokes about ads you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tv ads jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make ads pranks.

Mr. Zuckerberg how do you sustain a business model in which users don't pay for your services?

Zuckerberg: 1010011010 .......Ahem
Zuckerberg: Senator, we run ads

I was watching tv last night...

and one of those ads came on with one of those little black African babies covered in flies. I immediately grabbed the phone and called the number on the screen. I had to have one, they work so much better than those sticky strips that hang from the ceiling.

What do you trust more than the government?

The ads on Pornhub telling me girls within 3 miles of my location want to hook up.

My uncle has a factory that make "For Sale" signs.

I asked him how companies like that advertise because I've never seen ads any for that sort of business and he replied:
"They essentially sell themselves."

I've been getting some odd pop up ads recently:

Hot older men in your area want to know if you've been messing with the thermostat

I'm getting tired of these targeted ads. I just saw one for f**... services ffs!

That's the last thing I need!

High quality ads can be really bad for you.

They can cause ADHD.

Ads can get you laid

Cuz when I turned on Ad blocker, all the women in my area who were interested in me suddenly disappeared.

I finally watched that movie about the Psycho clown that destroyed the lives of innocent children.

Halfway into it I realised it was just a string of old McDonald's Ads.

Why didn't companies put ads on hulk?

He's basically a giant Banner

Just wondering why Nike didn't pick Tanya Harding for it's ads.

Wasn't she the first one to take a knee?

All these "Don't pay too much for [x]" Wikibuy/Honey ads are really convincing.

They convinced me to download Adblocker.

Writing "no hookups" on Tinder is like

going to PornHub for the ads.

I saw all the people complaining about inappropriate YouTube ads, and at first I thought they were kidding. Then I saw a t**... condoms ad.

I thought they were horsing around.

Why did the marketer use gametes in his ads?

Because s**... cells.


I can't wait to see all the ads for better deals I'm going to get on Facebook!!!!

It was smart to use Khloe Kardashian in those ads for migraine medication.

I know that not all people that have migraines watch the Kardashians, but everyone who watches the Kardashians has migraines.

What is an example of a Facebook paradox?

Discovering one of their user's is trying to build a bomb and having to decide between reporting him to the FBI or serving him ads for digital timers

After being harassed by ads about hot singles that are interested in me within 1 mile, I decided to investigate.

There are a lot of hot singles in my area, but none of them are interested in me.

How do we know it's Stephen Hawking talking and not just the black box?

There are no ads.

I've been receiving a lot of targeted ads about male enhancement lately....

Never have I been more offended and grateful in my life.

What kind of ads does the roof of the house get?

Hot shingles in your area

How I feel when watching youtube...

I dont mind the buffer ...
I dont mind the adds...
But when the ads buffer...
I suffer

How not to forget your girlfriend's birthday gift. Ever.

BF: Babe, look what I have got you! Spotify premium, now you can listen to our favourite love songs, anywhere, anytime, without ads!
GF: Yay! Is it for my birthday this year ?
BF: No, it's for your birthday every year!

So I've seen a lot of booze ads lately

And they all say please drink Responsibly or enjoy Responsibly or something like that, and I'm just confused.
What kind of drink does Responsibly make that even other brands endorse it in their own ads?

I keep getting these ads about Erectile Dysfunction and all I got to say that is...

How'd they know?

why aren't hotdog ads allowed in nascar?

because no-one else would be able to ketchup

My city likes their sewers like I like my ads


I don't have to worry about my browser history anymore

Whatever I search comes back as Facebook Ads

I'm so unattractive

Even the ads on tinder swipe left.

A city bus cleaner is hanging ads promoting Martin Luther King Jr Day...

His co-worker shouts "Hey, those belong at the back of the bus!"

Volvo pulls its ads from 'Hannity' after Moore coverage

Volvo owners begin smashing their cars in protest.

What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

I hate how unrealistic Verizon ads are.

I've never even seen three non-employees at once in their store before.

what is Ceasar's slogan for his advertising company?

Ceasar sell ads

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30£ for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

But before you start browsing through the job ads, try to put things in perspective. So what else could you be doing instead? |

I hate when I search for something online and everywhere I go I see ads for it

If I wanted to *buy* chloroform I wouldn't be searching how to make it.

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