Adrift Jokes

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Rolf Harris went on the run...

Police tracked him down and found him adrift at sea, bobbin up and down on a buoy.

Ocean full of beer

Two men are adrift in a lifeboat for days. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, one of the men stumbles across an old lamp. When he touches it, a genie comes forth. This particular genie, however, states that she can deliver only one wish, not the standard three. Without giving much thought, one man blurts out, Make the entire ocean into beer! The genie claps her hands and the entire sea turns into brew.
The other man looks disgustedly at the one who made the wish and says, Nice going! Now we're going to have to pee in the boat.

A pirate, parrot, and a genie were on a boat

A pirate and his parrot, were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without giving any thought to the matter the pirate blurted out, "Make the entire ocean into r**...!" The Genie clapped his hands with a deafening c**..., and immediately the entire sea turned into the finest r**... ever sampled by mortals. Simultaneously, the Genie vanished. Only the gentle lapping of r**... on the hull broke the stillness as the two considered their circumstances
The parrot looked disgustedly at the pirate and after a tension-filled moment spoke: "Now yee've done it!! Now we're goon to have to pee in the boat!"

I'm going on a date with a chemical engineer this week, what are some good chemisty/engineering jokes?

Best engineering joke I've heard:
A man is walking in a field when he notices a guy adrift in a hot air balloon with no fuel. Balloon guy shouts down "A little help here?"
The man on the ground looks up and shouts "You are in a hot air balloon with no fuel, you're about 20 feet off the ground, travelling north at roughly walking pace."
The guy in the balloon shouts "Are you an engineer?"
"Yes, how did you know?"
"Well, everything you told me is factually accurate but it doesn't do me any good."
The engineer on the ground considers this and then shouts back "Are you in management?"
"Yes, how did you know?"
"You were in this predicament before I got here, I haven't done anything, and now it's my fault."

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