Adrian Jokes

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The Best jokes about Adrian

The best thing about Adrian Peterson's suspension...

...he gets to spend more time with the kids.

Gay Joke

John went to the bar, where he got chatting with another customer, his name was Adrian.

Adrian explained to John that he was a professor of Logic. John had never heard of this before so he asked for an explanation.

Well, said Adrian??Let me give you an example. Do you own a lawn mower?"

"I do," answered John.

Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a garden.รข?? replied the professor. The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a garden, you also have a house."

Impressed, John said, "Blimey your right!!"

"And since you own a house and a house is tough to take care of by yourself, logic dictates that you have a wife."

This is incredible!" said John (John is obviously catching on.)

"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual rather than homosexual" said the professor.

"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinating
thing I ever heard. I can't wait to find out more about this logic lark."

John, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back to the table where Jim was sitting.

"So what were talking about?" Jim asked.

"Logic," replies John.

"What way, do you mean logic?"

"Let me give you an example. Do you own a lawn mower?"

"No."

"Well you're gay, then arent you?"

I hear Adrian Peterson is getting into baseball...

Apparently he's a great switch hitter.

Adrian Peterson just announced his retirement from the NFL

and will be joining the Minnesota Twins as a switch hitter.

(Sorry, news was too depressing not to joke about it)

Why would Adrian Peterson be a great baseball player?

Because he's a switch hitter


The New York Yankees Officially Sign Adrian Peterson

They needed a good switch hitter.

I heard the Minnesota Twins were interested in Adrian Peterson...

They need a good Switch Hitter!

BREAKING NEWS: Adrian Peterson has been traded to the Minnesota Twins

They needed a switch hitter

What's Adrian Peterson's favorite gaming system?

Nintendo Switch

Press Release: "Big thank you to Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice"

Sincerely,
Tony Stewart's PR Team

New York Yankees sign Adrian Peterson

They were looking for a good switch hitter


Did you guys here the Twins signed Adrian Peterson?

Word is they needed a switch hitter...

Did you guys hear Adrian Peterson got traded to the Twins?

They needed a switch hitter.

What do Pete Rose and Adrian Peterson have in common?

They are both switch hitters.

Adrian Peterson will retire from football and play for the Twins

The twins are reportedly very excited to be getting a switch hitter.

NFL running back Adrian Peterson is officially a free agent.

Which is a step in the right direction for him because it means he'll be switching teams instead of his kids.

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

Adrian Veidt's wife walks into his bedroom and finds him with another woman.

As she approaches him with angry tears, he says "I did it 35 minutes ago."

Where will Adrian Peterson go after he retires?

The Valhalla Fame.


Dave, a disgruntled parent was talking to Adrian Peterson at the playground.

Dave: "Man, these children are crazy"

Adrian: "I hear ya bro. Mine is out of control"

Dave: "We should switch kids this weekend"

Adrian: "Already tried that, got in a little trouble with the law"

If Adrian Peterson played baseball, how would he bat?

Switch Hitter

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

In light of recent events...

...I believe Adrian Peterson should start playing Major League Baseball.


He'd be a great *switch* hitter.

Th Minnesota Twins baseball team just signed Adrian Peterson

They needed a switch hitter

Why should Adriane Peterson play baseball?

Cause he is a switch hitter.

What do you call Adrian Monk when he's angry?

Rasputin

Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

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