Adrian Jokes

From Adrian the dreamer to Justin the comedian and Andrew the joker, find out why the Adrian name is associated with all kinds of jokes! This article explores the reasons why Adrian is the butt of many jokes, and how to make it more fun.

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What do you call Adrian Monk when he's angry?

Rasputin

What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?

A switch hitter.

Dave, a disgruntled parent was talking to Adrian Peterson at the playground.

Dave: "Man, these children are crazy"

Adrian: "I hear ya bro. Mine is out of control"

Dave: "We should switch kids this weekend"

Adrian: "Already tried that, got in a little trouble with the law"

Adrian Peterson just announced his retirement from the NFL

and will be joining the Minnesota Twins as a switch hitter.

(Sorry, news was too depressing not to joke about it)

Did you guys here the Twins signed Adrian Peterson?

Word is they needed a switch hitter...

New York Yankees sign Adrian Peterson

They were looking for a good switch hitter

Press Release: "Big thank you to Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice"

Sincerely,
Tony Stewart's PR Team

Adrian joke, Press Release: "Big thank you to Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice"

The best thing about Adrian Peterson's suspension...

...he gets to spend more time with the kids.

Th Minnesota Twins baseball team just signed Adrian Peterson

They needed a switch hitter

Did you guys hear Adrian Peterson got traded to the Twins?

They needed a switch hitter.

Why should Adriane Peterson play baseball?

Cause he is a switch hitter.

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Adrian Peterson will retire from football and play for the Twins

The twins are reportedly very excited to be getting a switch hitter.

Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?

Because they needed a switch-hitter.

I heard the Minnesota Twins were interested in Adrian Peterson...

They need a good Switch Hitter!

In light of recent events...

...I believe Adrian Peterson should start playing Major League Baseball.

He'd be a great *switch* hitter.

I hear Adrian Peterson is getting into baseball...

Apparently he's a great switch hitter.

Adrian joke, I hear Adrian Peterson is getting into baseball...

If Adrian Peterson played baseball, how would he bat?

Switch Hitter

BREAKING NEWS: Adrian Peterson has been traded to the Minnesota Twins

They needed a switch hitter

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

Adrian Veidt's wife walks into his bedroom and finds him with another woman.

As she approaches him with angry tears, he says "I did it 35 minutes ago."

Why would Adrian Peterson be a great baseball player?

Because he's a switch hitter

The New York Yankees Officially Sign Adrian Peterson

They needed a good switch hitter.

What's Adrian Peterson's favorite gaming system?

Nintendo Switch

NFL running back Adrian Peterson is officially a free agent.

Which is a step in the right direction for him because it means he'll be switching teams instead of his kids.

What's Adrian Peterson's favorite video game console?

Nintendo Switch

What console will Adrian Peterson be getting his kids for Christmas?

The Switch.

Adrian joke, What console will Adrian Peterson be getting his kids for Christmas?

Where will Adrian Peterson go after he retires?

The Valhalla Fame.

What do Pete Rose and Adrian Peterson have in common?

They are both switch hitters.

What gift won't Adrian Peterson's kids ask their dad for?

A Switch.

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