Witty Adrian Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What do you call Adrian Monk when he's angry?
Rasputin
What Do You Call Adrian Peterson Playing Baseball?
A switch hitter.
Dave, a disgruntled parent was talking to Adrian Peterson at the playground.
Dave: "Man, these children are crazy"
Adrian: "I hear ya bro. Mine is out of control"
Dave: "We should switch kids this weekend"
Adrian: "Already tried that, got in a little trouble with the law"
Adrian Peterson just announced his retirement from the NFL
and will be joining the Minnesota Twins as a switch hitter.
(Sorry, news was too depressing not to joke about it)
Did you guys here the Twins signed Adrian Peterson?
Word is they needed a switch hitter...
New York Yankees sign Adrian Peterson
They were looking for a good switch hitter
Press Release: "Big thank you to Adrian Peterson and Ray Rice"
Sincerely,
Tony Stewart's PR Team
The best thing about Adrian Peterson's suspension...
...he gets to spend more time with the kids.
Th Minnesota Twins baseball team just signed Adrian Peterson
They needed a switch hitter
Did you guys hear Adrian Peterson got traded to the Twins?
They needed a switch hitter.
Why should Adriane Peterson play baseball?
Cause he is a switch hitter.
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Adrian Peterson will retire from football and play for the Twins
The twins are reportedly very excited to be getting a switch hitter.
Why did Adrian Peterson sign with the Minnesota Twins?
Because they needed a switch-hitter.
I heard the Minnesota Twins were interested in Adrian Peterson...
They need a good Switch Hitter!
In light of recent events...
...I believe Adrian Peterson should start playing Major League Baseball.
He'd be a great *switch* hitter.
I hear Adrian Peterson is getting into baseball...
Apparently he's a great switch hitter.
If Adrian Peterson played baseball, how would he bat?
Switch Hitter
BREAKING NEWS: Adrian Peterson has been traded to the Minnesota Twins
They needed a switch hitter
How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?
More than you can shake a stick at
Adrian Veidt's wife walks into his bedroom and finds him with another woman.
As she approaches him with angry tears, he says "I did it 35 minutes ago."
Why would Adrian Peterson be a great baseball player?
Because he's a switch hitter
The New York Yankees Officially Sign Adrian Peterson
They needed a good switch hitter.
What's Adrian Peterson's favorite gaming system?
Nintendo Switch
NFL running back Adrian Peterson is officially a free agent.
Which is a step in the right direction for him because it means he'll be switching teams instead of his kids.
What's Adrian Peterson's favorite video game console?
Nintendo Switch
What console will Adrian Peterson be getting his kids for Christmas?
The Switch.
Where will Adrian Peterson go after he retires?
The Valhalla Fame.
What do Pete Rose and Adrian Peterson have in common?
They are both switch hitters.
What gift won't Adrian Peterson's kids ask their dad for?
A Switch.
