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...he gets to spend more time with the kids.
John went to the bar, where he got chatting with another customer, his name was Adrian.
Adrian explained to John that he was a professor of Logic. John had never heard of this before so he asked for an explanation.
Well, said Adrian??Let me give you an example. Do you own a lawn mower?"
"I do," answered John.
Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a garden.â?? replied the professor. The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a garden, you also have a house."
Impressed, John said, "Blimey your right!!"
"And since you own a house and a house is tough to take care of by yourself, logic dictates that you have a wife."
This is incredible!" said John (John is obviously catching on.)
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual rather than homosexual" said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinating
thing I ever heard. I can't wait to find out more about this logic lark."
John, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back to the table where Jim was sitting.
"So what were talking about?" Jim asked.
"Logic," replies John.
"What way, do you mean logic?"
"Let me give you an example. Do you own a lawn mower?"
"No."
"Well you're gay, then arent you?"
Apparently he's a great switch hitter.
and will be joining the Minnesota Twins as a switch hitter.
(Sorry, news was too depressing not to joke about it)
Because he's a switch hitter
They needed a good switch hitter.
They need a good Switch Hitter!
They needed a switch hitter
Nintendo Switch
Sincerely,
Tony Stewart's PR Team
They were looking for a good switch hitter
Word is they needed a switch hitter...
They needed a switch hitter.
They are both switch hitters.
The twins are reportedly very excited to be getting a switch hitter.
Which is a step in the right direction for him because it means he'll be switching teams instead of his kids.
More than you can shake a stick at
As she approaches him with angry tears, he says "I did it 35 minutes ago."
The Valhalla Fame.
Dave: "Man, these children are crazy"
Adrian: "I hear ya bro. Mine is out of control"
Dave: "We should switch kids this weekend"
Adrian: "Already tried that, got in a little trouble with the law"
Switch Hitter
A switch hitter.
...I believe Adrian Peterson should start playing Major League Baseball.
He'd be a great *switch* hitter.
They needed a switch hitter
Cause he is a switch hitter.
Rasputin
Because they needed a switch-hitter.
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