Playful Adore Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him.
The Devil told the lawyer, ''I have a proposition for you. You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and parents-in-law, and the souls of all of your friends and law partners.''
The lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked, ''So, what's the catch?''
A s**... offender's girlfriend left him saying that he didn't adore her body enough
Harassment nothing to him
I absolutely adore alliteration.
Amateurs aren't aware of it's awesomeness.
Whats the difference between affection and adore?
You can't slam your wife's head in affection.
I adore children.
A little salt, a squeeze of lemon - perfect.
What do i do when i see someone gorgeous?
I stare,
I adore,
I smile,
Then i put the mirror down.
How are babies like hinges?
They are things to adore
What do The Smashing Pumpkins use to go through walls?
Adore.
