Adorable Jokes
57 adorable jokes and hilarious adorable puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about adorable that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your loved ones laugh with these adorable baby jokes! Perfect for Valentine's Day or just to keep the conversation light-hearted and full of love. Read on for a collection of silly, adorable jokes to bring a smile to your face!
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Funniest Adorable Short Jokes
Short adorable jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The adorable humour may include short cute jokes also.
- Your adorable! She texted me: Your adorable!
I replied: No. You're adorable!
Now she likes me a lot... All I did was point out her typo. - Voldemort is like a teenage girl. He has a diary, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.
- Father:You were ado.. Daughter : I was adopted?
Father : You were adorable as a baby
Daughter : Oh.
Father : That's why we adopted you. - What kind of table is good for your health? A vegetable!
This joke was made by adorable 8-year-old niece!
It wasn't. It was made by a 27 year old. Me. It was made by me. - A woman texted me with the message, "Your adorable." I texted back, "No. YOU'RE adorable."
Now she's falling for me. I was only correcting her grammar. - What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack? Adorable
(A-dora-bull) - Whats the difference between affection and adore? You can't slam your wife's head in affection.
- People say that using your pet name as password is very bad idea... but my bcQr#1f!e is just so adorable!
- My girlfriend is mad because I told her I wanted to show our love to the world She found it adorable at first but now wants me to remove that video from pornhub.
- My dog becomes even more adorable after five pints of beer. He starts stumbling everywhere and rolling around.
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Adorable One Liners
Which adorable one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with adorable? I can suggest the ones about affectionate and lovely.
- I absolutely adore alliteration. Amateurs aren't aware of it's awesomeness.
- I adore children. A little salt, a squeeze of lemon - perfect.
- What do you call an electrician's adorable baby...? ElectroCute
- What do you call a dog working as a door salesman? A labour-ador
- When my wife said Je t'adore! I said Shut it yourself!
- What do you call a very strong, yet adorable dog? A puggernaut.
- How are babies like hinges? They are things to adore
- My wife got my daughter a bowl with Dora on it It's adorable
- What do you call adorable coyotes? Cuyuties!
- I love my neighbor's asian food She pays me to walk him, and he's so fluffy and adorable
- What do you call Dora the Explorer when she is being cute? Adorable.
- Je t'adore Shut it yourself.
- An adorable girl asked me something "Are you single?"
"No, I am an album" - What is the meaning of perpetual adoration? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.
- Triangles are so adorable! Especially when they're acute.
Adorable Baby Jokes
Here is a list of funny adorable baby jokes and even better adorable baby puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit
- I once saw a Chupacabras... Baby goats are so adorable.
Hilarious Adorable Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about adorable you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean darling jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make adorable pranks.
What do i do when i see someone gorgeous?
I stare,
I adore,
I smile,
Then i put the mirror down.
How many sheep?
A blonde woman is tired of people assuming she's s**... and dyes her hair red. Feeling empowered, she goes for a car ride down a country road. Soon she sees a farm with hundreds of sheep. She walks up to the owner of the farm and makes this proposal: "These sheep are adorable, if I guess how many there are, can I keep one?" The farmer agrees, surely out of all the sheep this woman can't guess the number exactly. She looks around and replies "There are 593 sheep" The farmer is awe-struck, the number was exactly right. So the woman picks her sheep and is getting back in the car when the farmer runs up to her and yells "WAIT! If I can guess your natural color can I have him back?" The woman smiles and agrees, she already proved she's too smart to be called a blonde. The farmer replies "you're a blonde, now can I have my dog back?"
A couple of friends are catching up after years apart.
"So I hear you've recently had a baby boy!" Gushes Edna.
"We did!" Responds Amy.
"Have you decided on a name yet?"
"Funny story: with our first, Denise, my husband's brother wanted to name her. The name stuck, so when he asked again, we figured he'd pick another good one."
"That's adorable! What'd he pick!"
Amy sighed. "Denephew."
An Englishman, a Frenchman, and an Italian are all on a plane.
All three are heading to China for 2 months for a business trip. The Frenchman and the Englishman start talking about the night before:
Englishman: "I'll have you know I made love to my wife 3 times and this morning she told me she adored me"
Frenchman: "Ha ha! That is very good my friend, however, I believe I have you beat; last night I made love to my wife 6 times and this morning she told me should would never love anyone else!"
The Englishman congratulates the Frenchman and then they look over at the Italian who hasn't said anything the whole flight.
Englishman: "How many times did you make love to your wife last night?"
Italian: "Once"
Frenchman: "Once? What did she say in the morning?"
Italian: "Don't stop"
Bunny
A little girl walks into a pet shop. She asks the owner for a bunny, to which he responds "what kind of bunny would you like? A cute black one, an adorable brown one or perhaps a sweet little white one?"
The girl looks at the owner and answers: "I don't think my python really cares..."
So the Bears were looking for a new quarterback.
The coach had put together the perfect team for the Chicago Bears. The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
Then one night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in Afghanistan . In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th story window 100 yards away.
KABOOM!
He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards away, right into a chimney.
KA-BLOOEY!
Then he threw another at a passing car going 90 mph.
BULLS-EYE!
"I've got to get this guy!" Coach said to himself. "He has the perfect arm!"
So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of football. And the Bears go on to win the Super Bowl.
The young Afghan is hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his mother.
"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!"
"I don't want to talk to you", the old Muslim woman says."You are not my son!"
"I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man pleads. "I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."
"No! Let me tell you!" his mother retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week, and I have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get r**...!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says, "I will never forgive you for making us move to Chicago !!!!
My boyfriend (of an 11 year age difference) said this to me the other day...
True story: My boyfriend and I were taking a walk and he happened to be wearing his reading glasses (which I find adorable).
Me: Ooh, you look like a s**... teacher in those glasses. I think I need to stay after school...
Him: Yes, I'll show you how many times 38 goes into 27.
What is perfectly adorable, good as new, and has seven tiny dents in it...
Snow White's h**....
Jesus fed 5,000 Jewish people
With bread and fish, and he's adored for it.
I don't get it,
h**... made 6 million Jewish people toast and he's hated for it
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband Says..
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
[Religion]A man sees a boy with a box of kittens
The man goes over and says "Oh what cute kittens!" The boy replies "Yes they are Christian kittens". About a week later the man sees the boy again with the same batch of kittens. Once again he walks over and says "my, those are just adorable!" The boy replies "Yes, they are atheist kittens" The man asks "wait, weren't they christian before?" The boy looks at the man and says "Yeah but they have their eyes open now.
A s**... offender's girlfriend left him saying that he didn't adore her body enough
Harassment nothing to him
TIL that comparative brain scans of elephants reveal that they find humans to be "adorable".
I mean, your mom told me I was s**..., but I didn't realize that it was a biological reaction.
A dying mother talks to her son on her death bed
Mother: Before I die, I have to tell you something. You're ad- ado-
Son: I'm adopted?!
Mother: No, you're adorable
Son: *sniffs* Thanks, mom
Mother: That's why I chose you at the adoption center
Husband & Wife
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
A little girl walks into a pet store...
A little girl walks into a pet store and approaches the clerk. "Im looking for a wabbit" she says.
The clerk, taken aback by how adorable this girl is, asks "Aww, well would you like a white wabbit, or a brown wabbit?"
The little girl replies "I dont think my python gives a thit"
Dad on his death bed: Son, I have to tell you something
Son under his breath: I bet I'm adopted
Dad: You were ado...
Dad dies
Son: Knew it
Dad wakes up: You were adorable as a baby
Dad dies
Son: Awww, thats so sweet
Dad wakes up: That's why we adopted you
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared before him.
The Devil told the lawyer, ''I have a proposition for you. You can win every case you try, for the rest of your life. Your clients will adore you, your colleagues will stand in awe of you, and you will make embarrassing sums of money. All I want in exchange is your soul, your wife's soul, your children's souls, the souls of your parents, grandparents, and parents-in-law, and the souls of all of your friends and law partners.''
The lawyer thought about this for a moment, then asked, ''So, what's the catch?''
A wife asked her husband, "How would you describe me?"
The husband replied, "ABCDEFGHIJK."
The wife asked, "So, what does that mean?"
The husband said, "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, funny, graceful, helpful, intelligent."
The wife asked, "What about JK?"
The husband replied, "Just Kidding."
A woman and her husband got a dog
They show off their new dog to their friend, who absolutely adores the little guy.
What a good boy! Their friend says. Did you adopt him?
No, says the wife, he's our biological dog
Two cowboys had been separated from their horses, their herd, and their fellow cowboys.
They hadn't eaten much for two days and they were getting hungry. All of a sudden, the first cowboy saw what looked to be a tree covered in bacon. "A bacon tree!" he shouted, "we're saved!". Both of the cowboy ran to the tree and gazed adoringly and in hunger at the branches. All of a sudden they were surrounded by Indians and shot dead.
Turns out it wasn't a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.
My veterinarian says my dog has an absolutely adorable disease.
She has a cute pancreatitis.
*Update:* This is somewhat real. My dog went into the dog hospital last night. She's doing a little better today and she will probably make it. I had to joke because this is a tough ride to take without it.
*Update* My dog is home now. She's well, and she's absolutely adorable.
