Hilarious Adorable Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?
A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit
How many sheep?
A blonde woman is tired of people assuming she's s**... and dyes her hair red. Feeling empowered, she goes for a car ride down a country road. Soon she sees a farm with hundreds of sheep. She walks up to the owner of the farm and makes this proposal: "These sheep are adorable, if I guess how many there are, can I keep one?" The farmer agrees, surely out of all the sheep this woman can't guess the number exactly. She looks around and replies "There are 593 sheep" The farmer is awe-struck, the number was exactly right. So the woman picks her sheep and is getting back in the car when the farmer runs up to her and yells "WAIT! If I can guess your natural color can I have him back?" The woman smiles and agrees, she already proved she's too smart to be called a blonde. The farmer replies "you're a blonde, now can I have my dog back?"
A couple of friends are catching up after years apart.
"So I hear you've recently had a baby boy!" Gushes Edna.
"We did!" Responds Amy.
"Have you decided on a name yet?"
"Funny story: with our first, Denise, my husband's brother wanted to name her. The name stuck, so when he asked again, we figured he'd pick another good one."
"That's adorable! What'd he pick!"
Amy sighed. "Denephew."
Bunny
A little girl walks into a pet shop. She asks the owner for a bunny, to which he responds "what kind of bunny would you like? A cute black one, an adorable brown one or perhaps a sweet little white one?"
The girl looks at the owner and answers: "I don't think my python really cares..."
What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack?
Adorable
(A-dora-bull)
Help With An Old Joke
Please help me figure out the punch line of the following joke:
Did you hear about the young woman who had a date with the big butter and egg man? Next morning she was telling her friends about him: Young Woman-- And is he generous! Why he bought me the most adorable mink coat! Friend (skeptically) -- And just what did you have to do for it? Young Woman -- Just shorten the sleeves, honey!
My boyfriend (of an 11 year age difference) said this to me the other day...
True story: My boyfriend and I were taking a walk and he happened to be wearing his reading glasses (which I find adorable).
Me: Ooh, you look like a s**... teacher in those glasses. I think I need to stay after school...
Him: Yes, I'll show you how many times 38 goes into 27.
Mouse and elephant are on their way to the pool.
*Told* *by* *my* *adorable* *niece.*
Elephant: b**...! I forgot my swim trunks!
Mouse: Don't worry, I brought a spare.
What do you call Dora the Explorer when she is being cute?
Adorable.
What is perfectly adorable, good as new, and has seven tiny dents in it...
Snow White's h**....
My wife got my daughter a bowl with Dora on it
It's adorable
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Can a window fly?
I dunno, is adorable to?
Triangles are so adorable!
Especially when they're acute.
People say that using your pet name as password is very bad idea...
but my bcQr#1f!e is just so adorable!
What kind of table is good for your health?
A vegetable!
This joke was made by adorable 8-year-old niece!
It wasn't. It was made by a 27 year old. Me. It was made by me.
What do you call adorable coyotes?
Cuyuties!
Cop: Sir did you see those smart cars c**...?
Me: Yes I did officer
Cop: Could you describe it sir?
Me: It was adorable officer
My dog becomes even more adorable after five pints of beer.
He starts stumbling everywhere and rolling around.
An adorable girl asked me something
"Are you single?"
"No, I am an album"
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband Says..
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
[Religion]A man sees a boy with a box of kittens
The man goes over and says "Oh what cute kittens!" The boy replies "Yes they are Christian kittens". About a week later the man sees the boy again with the same batch of kittens. Once again he walks over and says "my, those are just adorable!" The boy replies "Yes, they are atheist kittens" The man asks "wait, weren't they christian before?" The boy looks at the man and says "Yeah but they have their eyes open now.
Your adorable!
She texted me: Your adorable!
I replied: No. You're adorable!
Now she likes me a lot... All I did was point out her typo.
I love my neighbor's asian food
She pays me to walk him, and he's so fluffy and adorable
Water birds are pretty adorable
One might even say they're coot.
A seal in french is a Phoque so whoever came up with the word Phoque probably looked at the seal and said
It's Phoque-ing adorable
A woman texted me with the message, "Your adorable."
I texted back, "No. YOU'RE adorable."
Now she's falling for me. I was only correcting her grammar.
We finally get a robot onto an alien planet and the first thing we do is roll over an adorable little fuzzball. Its true.
Curiosity killed the cat.
What do you call a very strong, yet adorable dog?
A puggernaut.
TIL that comparative brain scans of elephants reveal that they find humans to be "adorable".
I mean, your mom told me I was s**..., but I didn't realize that it was a biological reaction.
Dad, there's a monster under my bed! A kid cries.
The dad looks under, frowns, and pulls up a Kirby plush.
Son, this is an adorable orb from space.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
A hamburger.
(Told to me by a 4 year old at a school play. Too adorable not to share.)
I left a present for my crush today, and she had me arrested!
When her cat does it, it's adorable, but apparently it's "creepy" when I leave a dead bird on her doorstep.
Wife : how am i looking
Dad : ABCDEFGHIJK
WIFE : What do you mean?
Dad : Adorable, bomb, cute, delightful, e**..., Fab, glamorous and hot
Wife : oh my!!! Thanks ,and IJK?
DAD : I am Just Kidding.
He texted me your adorable. I said No, you're adorable.
Now he thinks I like him, when all I did was correct his grammar.
Father:You were ado..
Daughter : I was adopted?
Father : You were adorable as a baby
Daughter : Oh.
Father : That's why we adopted you.
A dying mother talks to her son on her death bed
Mother: Before I die, I have to tell you something. You're ad- ado-
Son: I'm adopted?!
Mother: No, you're adorable
Son: *sniffs* Thanks, mom
Mother: That's why I chose you at the adoption center
Husband & Wife
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
A little girl walks into a pet store...
A little girl walks into a pet store and approaches the clerk. "Im looking for a wabbit" she says.
The clerk, taken aback by how adorable this girl is, asks "Aww, well would you like a white wabbit, or a brown wabbit?"
The little girl replies "I dont think my python gives a thit"
Dad on his death bed: Son, I have to tell you something
Son under his breath: I bet I'm adopted
Dad: You were ado...
Dad dies
Son: Knew it
Dad wakes up: You were adorable as a baby
Dad dies
Son: Awww, thats so sweet
Dad wakes up: That's why we adopted you
My girlfriend is mad because I told her I wanted to show our love to the world
She found it adorable at first but now wants me to remove that video from pornhub.
A wife asked her husband, "How would you describe me?"
The husband replied, "ABCDEFGHIJK."
The wife asked, "So, what does that mean?"
The husband said, "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, funny, graceful, helpful, intelligent."
The wife asked, "What about JK?"
The husband replied, "Just Kidding."
What do you call an electrician's adorable baby...?
ElectroCute
My veterinarian says my dog has an absolutely adorable disease.
She has a cute pancreatitis.
*Update:* This is somewhat real. My dog went into the dog hospital last night. She's doing a little better today and she will probably make it. I had to joke because this is a tough ride to take without it.
*Update* My dog is home now. She's well, and she's absolutely adorable.
