Happy Adoptive Parents Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
Father: Son, you were adopted.
Son: What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"
Father: We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.
Son, you're adopted
"I Knew it! I want to meet my biological parents."
"We are your biological parents, your adoptive parents will come for you tomorrow."
Father: Son you were adopted
Son: I knew it I want to meet my real parents
Father: We are your real parents your new ones are coming in 20 minutes
A father tells his son that he was adopted. I want to meet my biological parents, the son demands. We are your biological parents, the father responds.
Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in twenty minutes.
"Son, you were adopted."
"I was?" the son asked.
"Yes." his parents replied. "And they're coming to pick you up any minute now so go pack your bags."
Son, you are adopted.
Son: What?! I knew it! Where are my real parents, I want to meet my real parents!
Dad: Oh, no no. We are your real parents! The new ones will arrive in 20 minutes.
Father: "Son, you were adopted. Son: "What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"
Father: "We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will be here to pick you up in 20 minutes.
I'm adopted and I'm glad my parents were at least honest enough to tell me.
But why everyday?
A young couple adopt a German baby.
A young couple adopt a German baby. He was perfectly normal except for the fact he never spoke, not even a word.
One day aged five while the family were having dessert he suddenly says, "This strudel is tepid."
His parents are completely amazed. "Hans you can talk! Why haven't you spoken before now?"
The boy turned to the parents and slowly replies, "Until now, everything has been satisfactory."
Asked my parents if I was adopted...
They laughed and said "Of course not, why would we have chosen you?"
Father looks hard at his teenage son and says, James, you've been adopted.
James jumps up, Adopted! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents! Father laughs, No no, James, we are your biological parents. But you need to get packing, your adoptive ones will be here in an hour.
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I asked my parents am I adopted
They answered, "Of course no, why do you think we would choose you?"
Little Timmy is called by his parents.
Father: "There's no easy way to tell you this: you have been adopted."
Timmy: "Whoa! Am I going to meet my real parents now?"
Father: "We ARE your real parents. And now go pack your bags. You're going to be picked up in 30 minutes."
Son, you're adopted
Son: Whoa, I wonder who my real parents are.
Parent: We are your real parents, your NEW parents are on the way.
My parents sat me down and told me I was adopted.
Me: "What! WoW!! Do you know who my biological parents are???"
Parents: "We are your biological parents, you have been adopted by another family. They will be here in 30 mins, go pack your stuff!"
A father tells his son that he is adopted
The boy starts crying and screams, "I wanna meet my real parents"
Father says, "We are your real parents. Now pack your bags, they are waiting outside."
My parents told me I was adopted.
You mean you're not my real parents?! My dad said, 'we are, you've been adopted, get your s**... together, they're picking you up in an hour'.
Dad comes to his son and tells him he's adopted...
The boy screams: "I knew it! I wanna see my real parents"
– We are your real parents, son. Pack your stuff, they're waiting.
A lesbian couple asked me if I would like to make them parents.
I never thought adoption could be so exciting.
An American couple adopt a German infant...
He is fine physically, and he is content. But he hasn't started speaking. At two, three, even four years old, he is mute.
Then, one October, at five years old, his parents give him a hot chocolate.
Zis is a bit tepid, he complains.
Gunther, you can speak! Why have you never spoken before?
Up to now, everything had been satisfactory.
A father has something to confess to his daughter
Dad: Daughter i need to tell you something
Daughter: yeah dad, what's up?
Dad: you were adopted
Daughter: o**..., no way, then i want to meet my biological parents!
Dad: Oh yeah, don't worry, that's us! and you already know us, your new parents are coming to pick you up tomorrow.
Son, you were adopted
Dad: "Son, you were adopted."
Son: What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!
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Dad: We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.
On my birthday my parents gave me...
up for adoption
Did you hear the phrase one man's trash is another man's treasure?
Was my favorite saying, until my parents said it to indicate I was adopted
Son, you were adopted
— I always knew it somehow! I never had anything in common with you guys..
— No, you didn't understand. We are your biological parents, it is you who were adopted, pack your things, your new parents are coming to pick you up!
I asked my parents if I was adopted
They said they tried, but they didn't have any takers.
How did the window know he was adopted?
He had trans parents.
My parents didn't vaccinate their kids.
Fortunately, I was adopted by them and it helped me to become their sole heir.
Adoption.
A kid was walking into the kitchen when he notices his parents sitting at the table looking upset. He asks,
"What's wrong?"
Dad: "There is something we need to tell you son."
Son: "What is it?"
Mother: " You're adopted."
Son: "Well duh I knew that, tell me something I don't know."
Mother: " I'm not a woman."
I'm glad my parents told me I'm adopted
But I don't know why they tell me everday.
A 12 year old boy comes home from school
He enters the home and his parents are sitting on the sofa together clutching hands.
Sit down son we have something to say says the dad
The boy sits down.
You're adopted the mother says.
The boy sighs and tears up and asks why didn't you say so before? I've always wondered
Good claps the father standing up swiftly. Get your bags packed, your new Parents will be here to pick you up in about an hour.
So i told my russian friend
Your parents must be the novichok killers
1. Because he's russian
2.because theyre both males so it means he's adopted
DOUBLE CUSS
Son, you're adopted
Son: Who are my biological parents?
Father: We are. Pack your bags, the new ones will be here in 15 minutes.
When my parents told me i was adopted
I asked mom dad why did you pick me was i special?
"Well yes honey out of all the children we had to choose from you where the only one that was white"
I adopted a goat the other day, but my mom said I'd have to get rid of it...
I guess as long as I live with my parents, I'll have to make sacrifices.
