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Adoptive Jokes

6 adoptive jokes and hilarious adoptive puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about adoptive that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Adoptive Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good adoptive joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Son, you're adopted

"I Knew it! I want to meet my biological parents."
"We are your biological parents, your adoptive parents will come for you tomorrow."

Father looks hard at his teenage son and says, James, you've been adopted.

James jumps up, Adopted! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents! Father laughs, No no, James, we are your biological parents. But you need to get packing, your adoptive ones will be here in an hour.

Kudos to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie!

They really went out of their way to make their adoptive African children feel like a part of an authentic American family by getting a divorce.

What do you call arguing with a step sibling?

Adoptive Reasoning

What do you call Chris Pratt's adoptive parents?

Legal Guardians of the Galaxy

Two identical twins separated at birth...

... And are put up for adoption. One of the twins gets adopted by a Mexican couple and is named Juan. The other twin gets adopted by an Egyptian family and is named Hamal.
Years later their biological mother and father receive a letter from both their children saying how through a bizarre series of coincidences they had found eachother and had tracked down their address. Enclosed was a picture of Juan smiling happily with his adoptive Mexican parents.
"Oh" the mother says to her husband. "he's so handsome! And seems so happy! I wish I knew what his brother looks like."
"Honey" said her husband "They're twins, once you've seen Juan, you've seen Hamal."

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