Adoption Jokes

Funniest Adoption Short Jokes

Short adoption jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The adoption humour may include short adopted jokes also.

1. Father: Son, you were adopted. Son: What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!"
   Father: We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.
2. "Son, I wanted to let you know you were adopted," my dad told me. "Are you kidding? Really?" I shouted.
   "Yup, get ready," he said. "They'll be picking you up in about an hour."
3. There's a big difference between a boy or a girl saying I got through a whole box of tissues when I found out my 18 year old sister was adopted
4. "Dad, was I adopted as a child?" The father sighs, places his hand on the boy's shoulder and replies wistfully:
   "We tried, but nobody would take you"
5. Dad: Son, do we have any 'dop ted'? Son: What's a "dop ted"?
   Dad: YOU ARE! You're adopted!
   Son: Nice one, Dad.
   Dad: I'm not your Dad.
6. Mom, Am I adopted? Son: Mom, Am I adopted?
   Mom: Nuh, you think we would have chosen you?
7. My Sister always got bullied at school for being adopted. Homeschooling for us was fun though
8. Today just shocked my whole life First i find out im adopted, then I found out that both of my dads are gay.
9. Son, will you pass me the Dop Ted? "What's a dop ted?"
   "You are! You're adopted."
   "Very funny Dad."
   "I'm not your dad."
10. Dad, am I adopted? Son : Dad, am I adopted?
    Dad : If we really wanted to adopt, we would have chosen someone better.
    E^dit : formatting

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Adoption One Liners

Which adoption one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with adoption? I can suggest the ones about adoptive parents and adopted kid.

1. I asked my mom if by any chance i was adopted ? She said - why would we choose you..
2. Son: "Dad, Am I adopted"? Dad: "Not yet. We still haven't found anyone who wants you."
3. One man's trash is another Man's treasure Is not the way to tell your son he is adopted.
4. someone adopt my gpa because i can't raise it myself
5. Never bang someone old enough to be your mom especially if you were adopted
6. Can anyone adopt my grades? I clearly can't raise them myself.
7. Why hasn't peru adopted LED lights yet? Because they are proud of their incan descent.
8. I should put my GPA up for adoption. There's no way I can raise it by myself.
9. I put my grades up for adoption Because I couldn't raise them anymore.
10. TIL Dr Dre adopted a child from Mexico The child calls him his "PaDre"
11. what's worse than being adopted? finding out it was Rick Astley who gave you up.
12. "Daddy, am I adopted?" Not yet.
13. "Was I adopted?" "Yes. But they brought you back."
14. When I was younger I asked my mom if I was adopted She said "not yet"
15. Did you hear about that boxer who adopted a child from Asia? It's Mike's Thai Son.

Dog Adoption Jokes

Here is a list of funny dog adoption jokes and even better dog adoption puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Anti Vaxx Dating a girl with an unvaccinated kid is like adopting an old dog. You feel like you're being a good person for accepting it, then you get attached and they die when they're 12.
• I adopted a drug sniffing dog... she's having a real hard time quitting
• Excuse me sir, are you this dogs dad? 'No, I adopted him'
  This is something I get asked a lot. Thought it was funny enough to be a joke
• I walked into a PETA adoption center and the receptionist asked me what kind of dog I wanted Apparently "Whatever's low in cholesterol" was not the right answer.
• I adopted a dog last week. I don't know how I'm going to tell him.
• So I work with dogs Whenever they get unruly I just tell them they are adopted.
• How do you know if someone adopted their dog? Don't worry they will tell you
• Oldest joke in the world So my friend adopts a dog, and he tells me it's got no nose. "No nose?" I said, " How does it smell?"
  He says,
  "Awful"
• What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog? All of them are adopted
• My wife and I recently adopted 2 children from china and I came home today to find them trying to cook my poodle. Immediately I repeated what I said this morning.
  "No kids! I said WALK the dog!"

Mean Adoption Jokes

Here is a list of funny mean adoption jokes and even better mean adoption puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Son, you were adopted! - what do you mean I was adopted? I saw a picture of mom pregnant..
  - No. I mean you were adopted! Pack your things. Your new family is coming to pick you up!
• Y'all this is sad, I might be adopted I mean, I don't even remember exiting my mom
  *sigh*
• If you get adopted... Does that mean that you're transparent?

Hilarious Adoption Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about adoption you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean adopt me jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make adoption pranks.