Adolph Jokes

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A man walks into a bar and sees a man that looks like Adolph h**...

sitting at the end of the bar. He walks up to him and asks "are you really h**...?" The man stands up and says loudly, "Ja, ich bin Adolph h**.... I killed 6 million Jews and 1 Mexican." The man says, "wait, why did you kill a Mexican?" h**... says "Sehen Sie! See? That is what i mean, no one cares about the jews."

A man goes to the courthouse to change his name.

"What is your current name?" the clerk asks. "Adolph Trump."
"That *is* unfortunate," the clerk replies. "What do you want to change it to?"
"Adolph Jones."

Around 1900, in a school in Austria

The 11-12 year olds were quizzed on European capitals. Teacher asks boy:
What is the capital of Germany? "Berlin!"
What is the capital of France? "Berlin!"
What is the capital of Great Britain? "Berlin!"
Teacher: No son, you failed and were wrong on 2 out of the 3, what was your name again?

Adolph h**... had a stamp on his desk

It was solely used to RSVP for meetings. The picture resembled a dolphin breaching water. Historians now believe the message was to mean Adolph in.

what game did adolph h**... buy his kid?

mein kraft

Why did Adolph h**... become embarrassed in a Jewish synagogue?

He had bad gas.

What do you call someone who is a fascist over disk space?

Adolph Bitler

What did the new mom name her quadruplets?

Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.

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