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Adolf walks in to a restaurant and states, "I'm hungry!"
The owner asks, "Well, what do you want to eat?"
Hitler replies with, "As long as it's *not-sea*food, I'm sure I'll love it!"
He was the fascist kid on the playground.
Helen Keller went to town while riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it 'UGLABERPL'
Adolf Hitler went to town while riding on a pony, when someone stuck a feather in his hat, he threw it on the ground and screamed 'NIEN!'
Because he always blitzes.
...Because Marathons are the master race.
I wonder if his family have always been against dolls?
Neville Chamberlain takes a weekend in the country. Adolf Hitler takes a country in the weekend.
(First told circa 1938)
A man walks into a bar and sees Hitler.
"Hey, is that Hitler?" he asks the bartender.
"Yeah that's Adolf and his right hand man. Have a cold beer and go introduce yourself!"
The man gets a nice cold bottle from the bartender and makes his way over to Hitler.
"Hello Adolf."
"How are you?" Adolf asks.
"Good, what are you doing?"
Hitler's right hand man chimes in. "We are going over plans for World War III."
"Ah, what are your plans for it?" the bar visiting man asks.
"Well, we will kill 1 million Jews and 1 bicycle repair man," Adolf's right hand man answers.
"Why are you going to kill a bicycle repair man?" asks the man.
Hitler becomes excited and turns to his right hand man.
"Ha! See? I told you nobody would care about the Jews."
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The Holocaust is a terrible thing. This is a terrible joke. However, it has made people laugh, even Jewish people because it is very unexpected. I have no issue with Jewish men or women.
I mean he did kill Hitler.
Mein Kraft.
he did kill Hitler.
NB: stolen from Jimmy Carr
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He didn't like showing his work; was only interested in the final solution.
I don't want to hang it in my house though. I'm afraid it's bad Jew Jew.
Adolf Hitler opens his fridge to find 5 gallons of Tropicana, 8 gallons of Cranberry Ocean Spray, 1 gallon of Grape Minute Maid and a pint of V8. How long until he eliminates all of the juice?
The Germans replied "No, it's hail Hitler"
His mom asks him:
"What is the capital of Germany?"
"Berlin", says the boy.
"What is the capital of France?"
"Berlin."
"What is the capital of Russia?"
"Berlin."
"You're so smart, Adolf, I know you'll do great on your quiz."
*"Auschwitz the old, in with the Jews!"*
With two knotzies.
-Whats the capital of Germany?
-Berlin teacher
-Whats the capital of France?
-Berlin again teacher
-Whats the capital of Poland?
-Still Berlin teacher
-Adolf! If you keep this up you'll fail geography!
-We'll see about that
They both died before finishing a race.
Michael Schumacher can finish a race.
So Moishe wins the lottery, reporters start asking this Holocaust survivor about his plans for the money. without hesitation he says he is going to commission a statue of adolf Hitler... the reporters are stunned and ask why a survivor of such an atrocity would do such a thing. Moishe rolls up his sleeve - "he gave me the winning numbers"
Adolf Hitler is the story of a failed liberal art student who blamed it on ethnicities he deemed privileged.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945
*Shoot myself twice*
Mein Kraft.
Neither of them are musicians.
Worried, he contacted a meteorologist and asked him what the weather was going to be like.
The meteorologist replied, "Hail, Hitler!"
And the Judge says to him, "Adolf, if you were given a chance to change anything about what you've done, what would you do?"
Hitler replies, "Well first I'd kill a few million more Jews, and then I'd kill a clown."
With a contorted face the Judge asks, "Why would you kill a clown?"
Hitler says, "See--nobody cares about the Jews."
Hitler had a reason to kill himself.
"I'll be 6 soon!"
"Nope"
Right Winger.
Wrong sub
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy.
Everywhere he went, people shouted Hi Hitler and gave him a little wave.
He Adolf Them...
...and yet, he still has a better KDR than me.
"Hail, Hitler"
"Okay, what's the capital of Germany?"
"That's easy, Berlin."
"And the capital of France?"
"Berlin"
"And the one of Poland?"
"Also Berlin."
"Good job Adolf, good job!"
That's weird, I thought everyone had heard of Adolf Hitler.
Sure Hans. Let me ask you some questions.
Capital of Germany? Berlin
Capital of France? Berlin
Capital of Russia? Berlin
Capital of Poland? Berlin
Capital of USA? Tokyo
Capital of China? Tokyo
Hotel? Trivago
That's my boy.
But Adolf Hitler made 6 million Jews toast
Fast and Fuhrerious
but he always got stuck on race conditions.
Black humor
O.J. Simpson. Everyone knows Hitler hated The Juice.
I mean the dude killed Hitler, sounds like a hero to me
She asks him: "What is the capital of Germany?"
"Berlin," says the boy.
"What is the capital of France?"
"Berlin," says the boy.
"What is the capital of Russia?"
"Berlin," says the boy.
"Good job, Adolf, you'll do great on your test tomorrow."
The man who shot that scum must be a saint!
-> Adolf Hitler
Finnish general Adolf Ehrnrooth was visiting England. British general asked him how many Russian troops were stationed in Finland. "A few hundred thousand" answered Ehrnrooth. "Where in Finland are they stationed?" The British general asked. Ehrnrooth answered: "Two meters underground around the border."
However adolf hitler made 6 Million jews toast
- Adolf Hitler.
As he reaches the immigration desk, the clerk reviews his passport and asks, "Name?"
The fuhrer whispers, "Adolf Hitler"
"Occupation?"
Hitler shakes his head... "No, just visiting".
She asks "What's the Capital of Germany?"
He replies "Berlin."
She then asks "What's the Capital of France?"
He replies "Berlin."
She asks "What's the Capital of Russia?"
He replies "Berlin."
She finally asks "What's the Capital of Poland?"
He replies "Berlin."
She then hugs him and says "I'm sure you'll do great, Adolf"
A little known fact about Adolf Hitler he had severe asthma and lung issues his whole life. He even wrote in his journal about it briefly titled Mein Cough.
He had good ideas but a bad execution...
With little knotsies
As he studied, he decided to ask his mother for help:
"Mom, will you help me revise for my geography test?"
"Sure honey, let's see... what's the capital of Germany?'
"Berlin!"
"Good job! What about the capital of France?"
"Berlin!"
"Way to go! What's the capital of the US?"
"Berlin!"
"Good job, little Adolf!"
I've got a cake all ready for him in the oven
Adolf made 6 million Jews toast.
Is he taking his ball and going home?
A Not See
-What is the capital of Germany?
-Berlin!
-What is the capital of Poland?
-Berlin!
-What is the capital of France?
-Berlin!
-Good job, Adolf!
The liftwaffe.
Wipeout.
Adolf got Hit lel.
They are both politicians, their name starts with A, they are from Austria, and are seen as national hero's in a foreign country.
Adolf H.
Adolf *Hit-Her*
Happy birthday, Adolf Hitler!
Adolf-in
That idiot got caught up in the wrong gas
I'm going to make sure Adolf Hitler never gets into art school. I'm tired of seeing his paintings everywhere.
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