The Best 24 Adobe Jokes

Following is our collection of Adobe jokes which are very funny. There are some adobe software jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these adobe msn puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Funny Adobe Jokes and Puns

Which program do Jedi use to open PDF-files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

"Update the force, Luke"

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What did adobe illustrator say to Windows 10?

Nothing (Adobe Illustrator has stopped responding)

Why did the adobe acrobat document go to jail?

Because it was a pdf file.

Why was the Adobe Acrobat document arrested?

It was a PDF file.

Which Jedi can save PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

What do you call a guy who likes Adobe and little boys?

a PDFile

What do graphic designers smoke up to get high?


What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe wan kenobi

Breaking news: Creator of adobe flash player just died.

More updates coming soon.

I heard that Kim Jong Un invented Adobe Acrobat...

...Or maybe they're both just supreme readers.

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I saw a pirate finally purchase Adobe Photoshop.

He handed the cashier a hook and a peg.

What do you call a gymnast covered in clay?

An adobe acrobat.

A dog used lived in a clay-brick house but was evicted for not paying his mortgage..

A Dobie's adobe abode owed dough.

The Great White Whale just unveiled a sculpture of the Rolling Stones frontman made of mud brick...

Moby Dick's Adobe Mick.

What do you call someone who does parkour in Mexico?

Adobe Acrobat

Whenever Adobe After Effects asks if I have paid for it, I say..

"AE, I-O-U!" and sometimes, "Why?"

What would Adobe call the office that produces marijuana blunts?


What program do Jedi use for viewing files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi...

What do you call a deer who wants to make cartoons?

Adobe Illustrator.

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

"Update the Force, young Skywalker"

Said Adobe Wan Kenobi.

They said the building was made from adobe...

... but then it disappeared in a flash.

Police are looking for a man who refuses to update his PDF reader.

He is described as 32, single and has no fixed adobe.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the adobe inventions jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working adobe intuit piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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