The Best 9 Admittedly Jokes

Following is our collection of Admittedly jokes which are very funny. There are some admittedly boron jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these admittedly neingag puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

A horse walks into a bar; the bartender asks, "Hello, do you want a beer?" The horse responds, "I think not," and promptly disappears.

Now, admittedly, this joke only makes sense if you are familiar with the French Enlightenment philosopher, Rene Descartes, who famously said, "I think, therefore I am." The horse thought not, and therefore wasn't...

But if I had explained that first, I would have been putting Descartes before da horse!

A dslexic man walked into a bra.

His wife's washing was hanging out to dry and he wasn't looking where he was going. The man's dyslexia was admittedly pretty irrelevant to the event.

Just bought a new deodorant...

The instructions say 'remove cap and push up bottom.'

...which helps with the smell, admittedly, but hurts a lot!

Dab ton.

It's admittedly not the best joke, but it's not bad if you read it backwards.

What do you call an ugly sheep?

Ewe

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^^[Admittedly, ^^it's ^^better ^^said ^^out ^^than ^^read ^^out.]


My ex-girlfriend and I still have a lot of chemistry between us.

Admittedly, it's the kind you get between acetone and hydrogen peroxide...

Survey says that 8 out of ten men have tasted their own precum

Admittedly we only surveyed about twenty men at a gay bar but the results don't change!

(Credit to Fitz)

Before we got married, my wife promised me that she would be good in bed.

Admittedly, she can sleep very well.

My friend compared me to a singular cloud in an otherwise blue summer sky

No one wants me around.

Which admittedly is pretty great...I had no idea he thought so highly of me.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the admittedly nerd jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working admittedly technically piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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