Amusing Admittedly Jokes to Make You Laugh with Friends
A horse walks into a bar; the bartender asks, "Hello, do you want a beer?" The horse responds, "I think not," and promptly disappears.
Now, admittedly, this joke only makes sense if you are familiar with the French Enlightenment philosopher, Rene Descartes, who famously said, "I think, therefore I am." The horse thought not, and therefore wasn't...
But if I had explained that first, I would have been putting Descartes before da horse!
A dslexic man walked into a bra.
His wife's washing was hanging out to dry and he wasn't looking where he was going. The man's dyslexia was admittedly pretty irrelevant to the event.
Just bought a new deodorant...
The instructions say 'remove cap and push up bottom.'
...which helps with the smell, admittedly, but hurts a lot!
Dab ton.
It's admittedly not the best joke, but it's not bad if you read it backwards.
Pete and Repeat walk across a bridge. Pete falls off, who's left?
Admittedly it works better verbally, but my dad always liked to get me with this one. Without fail it would always send 5yr old me into fits of giggles and rage.
What do you call an ugly sheep?
Ewe
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^^[Admittedly, ^^it's ^^better ^^said ^^out ^^than ^^read ^^out.]
My ex-girlfriend and I still have a lot of chemistry between us.
Admittedly, it's the kind you get between acetone and hydrogen peroxide...
Survey says that 8 out of ten men have tasted their own precum
Admittedly we only surveyed about twenty men at a gay bar but the results don't change!
(Credit to Fitz)
Before we got married, my wife promised me that she would be good in bed.
Admittedly, she can sleep very well.
My friend compared me to a singular cloud in an otherwise blue summer sky
No one wants me around.
Which admittedly is pretty great...I had no idea he thought so highly of me.
