Following is our collection of funny Admittedly jokes. There are some admittedly boron jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these admittedly neingag puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Now, admittedly, this joke only makes sense if you are familiar with the French Enlightenment philosopher, Rene Descartes, who famously said, "I think, therefore I am." The horse thought not, and therefore wasn't...
But if I had explained that first, I would have been putting Descartes before da horse!
His wife's washing was hanging out to dry and he wasn't looking where he was going. The man's dyslexia was admittedly pretty irrelevant to the event.
The instructions say 'remove cap and push up bottom.'
...which helps with the smell, admittedly, but hurts a lot!
It's admittedly not the best joke, but it's not bad if you read it backwards.
Admittedly it works better verbally, but my dad always liked to get me with this one. Without fail it would always send 5yr old me into fits of giggles and rage.
Ewe
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^^[Admittedly, ^^it's ^^better ^^said ^^out ^^than ^^read ^^out.]
Admittedly, it's the kind you get between acetone and hydrogen peroxide...
Admittedly we only surveyed about twenty men at a gay bar but the results don't change!
(Credit to Fitz)
Admittedly, she can sleep very well.
No one wants me around.
Which admittedly is pretty great...I had no idea he thought so highly of me.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the admittedly nerd puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working admittedly technically piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.