Admittedly Jokes

Following is our collection of blitzkrieg humor and boron one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Admittedly puns for adults, dirty yes jokes or clean neingag gags for kids.

There is an abundance of nerd jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes on admittedly. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any technically witze you can hear about admittedly.

The Best jokes about Admittedly

A horse walks into a bar; the bartender asks, "Hello, do you want a beer?" The horse responds, "I think not," and promptly disappears.

Now, admittedly, this joke only makes sense if you are familiar with the French Enlightenment philosopher, Rene Descartes, who famously said, "I think, therefore I am." The horse thought not, and therefore wasn't...

But if I had explained that first, I would have been putting Descartes before da horse!

A dslexic man walked into a bra.

His wife's washing was hanging out to dry and he wasn't looking where he was going. The man's dyslexia was admittedly pretty irrelevant to the event.

Just bought a new deodorant...

The instructions say 'remove cap and push up bottom.'

...which helps with the smell, admittedly, but hurts a lot!

What do you call an ugly sheep?



^^[Admittedly, ^^it's ^^better ^^said ^^out ^^than ^^read ^^out.]

My ex-girlfriend and I still have a lot of chemistry between us.

Admittedly, it's the kind you get between acetone and hydrogen peroxide...

Before we got married, my wife promised me that she would be good in bed.

Admittedly, she can sleep very well.

Survey says that 8 out of ten men have tasted their own precum

Admittedly we only surveyed about twenty men at a gay bar but the results don't change!

(Credit to Fitz)

My friend compared me to a singular cloud in an otherwise blue summer sky

No one wants me around.

Which admittedly is pretty great...I had no idea he thought so highly of me.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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