Admittance Jokes
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Comedy Admittance Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
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A man walks up to a bar...
... and the bouncer says "No tie, no admittance". The guy goes back to his car, looking for a tie; only finds jumper cables. He arranges them around his neck like a tie and heads back in. The bouncer gives him an appraising glance, and says "OK; I'll let you in. But don't start anything!".
Little Johnny showed up to school b**... n**... except for a mask on his face.
When the teacher asked why he came to school like this, to which Johnny replied:
"They said admittance will be with mask only, so I came with a mask only."
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