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Admissions Jokes

Whether you're a student or a parent of a student, you'll get a laugh out of these admissions jokes about universities, enrolling in college, and graduating. Get the inside scoop on what college admissions is really like with these humorous anecdotes.

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Admissions Jokes with Friends.

A case study has found trampolines are involved in half of all ER admissions for under-14's.

The authors said the problem is tumbling out of control.

The nurse at the admissions desk kept misrecording each patient's blood-types..

His inability to use a keyboard definitely resulted in a whole lot of Type-Os!

Today I asked the Director of Admissions at my University what the best thing about her job was...

And she said, "Well, I gotta admit..."

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

"Ur-ine!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the admissions hippocampus puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working admissions faculty piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.