The Best 3 Admissions Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Admissions jokes. There are some admissions undergrad jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these admissions faculty puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Admissions Jokes and Puns

The nurse at the admissions desk kept misrecording each patient's blood-types..

His inability to use a keyboard definitely resulted in a whole lot of Type-Os!

Today I asked the Director of Admissions at my University what the best thing about her job was...

And she said, "Well, I gotta admit..."

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?

"Ur-ine!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the admissions college jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working admissions hippocampus piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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