Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Admissions Jokes with Friends.
A case study has found trampolines are involved in half of all ER admissions for under-14's.
The authors said the problem is tumbling out of control.
The nurse at the admissions desk kept misrecording each patient's blood-types..
His inability to use a keyboard definitely resulted in a whole lot of Type-Os!
Today I asked the Director of Admissions at my University what the best thing about her job was...
And she said, "Well, I gotta admit..."
What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?
"Ur-ine!"