Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Admissions Jokes with Friends.
An elderly woman is moving into a retirement home
As part of the admissions process she has a check-up by the resident doctor. The doctor asks, "So have you been having any problems?"
Woman: "Well, I have noticed something unusual. I have this hole in my chest between my b**...."
Doctor: "Hmm, let me have a quick look."
The woman lifts up her blouse.
The doctor bends over to take a closer look, and she says, "Oh you really have nothing to worry about. It's just your belly button."
A case study has found trampolines are involved in half of all ER admissions for under-14's.
The authors said the problem is tumbling out of control.
The nurse at the admissions desk kept misrecording each patient's blood-types..
His inability to use a keyboard definitely resulted in a whole lot of Type-Os!
Today I asked the Director of Admissions at my University what the best thing about her job was...
And she said, "Well, I gotta admit..."
What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?
"Ur-ine!"
