Admissions Jokes

Whether you're a student or a parent of a student, you'll get a laugh out of these admissions jokes about universities, enrolling in college, and graduating. Get the inside scoop on what college admissions is really like with these humorous anecdotes.

Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Admissions Jokes with Friends.

An elderly woman is moving into a retirement home

As part of the admissions process she has a check-up by the resident doctor. The doctor asks, "So have you been having any problems?"

Woman: "Well, I have noticed something unusual. I have this hole in my chest between my b**...."

Doctor: "Hmm, let me have a quick look."

The woman lifts up her blouse.

The doctor bends over to take a closer look, and she says, "Oh you really have nothing to worry about. It's just your belly button."

A case study has found trampolines are involved in half of all ER admissions for under-14's.

The authors said the problem is tumbling out of control.

The nurse at the admissions desk kept misrecording each patient's blood-types..

His inability to use a keyboard definitely resulted in a whole lot of Type-Os!

Today I asked the Director of Admissions at my University what the best thing about her job was...

And she said, "Well, I gotta admit..."

What did the Office of Admissions say to the recently-accepted Urology student?


Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the admissions hippocampus puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working admissions faculty piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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