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A Pakistani boy took...
.... admission in an American school ...
Teacher : Whats your name ?
Boy : Nadir
Teacher : No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today.
Boy went home and his mother asked: How was the day Nadir?
Boy : I am an American now, so call me Johnny.
Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up.
Next day he was back to school all bruised ...
Teacher : What happened Johnny ?
Boy: Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists.
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school .
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school .
Teacher : Whats your name ?
Boy : Zain.
Teacher : No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today. Boy went home and his mother asked: How was the day Zain?
Boy : I am an American now, so call me Johnny. Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised .
Teacher : What happened Johnny ?
Boy: Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists.
A couple dies and goes to heaven
They are greeted at the pearly gates by Saint Peter. As they are being processed for admission they decide to ask Saint Peter if they can get married in heaven.
Saint peter tells them he will find out and get back to them. Finally, after 2 months he returns to the couple and tells them "yes, you can get married in heaven."
The couple then proceeds to ask him "what if it does not work out, can we also get a divorce?" To which Saint Peter tells them, "it took me 2 months to find you a priest, how long do you think it will take me to find you a lawyer?"
A farmer who knows a little bit of english wants his son to study at an english school.
One day he takes his son to a local english school for admission. A teacher gives him a form to fill in.He goes on filling the form and despite his bad english he manages to fill all the informations correctly. The last thing asked was to provide his son's
mother tongue. He fills with confidence "very long".
If h**... wanted to keep the Jews out of Germany
He should have just charged admission
Did you hear about the emo who appealed for admission into Harvard?
He didn't make the cut
I tried to buy admission to the World-famous Knife Museum...
...but people kept cutting in line.
I want to create a convention for Irish folks who suffer with leprosy.
I'll call it l**...-Con.
Half price admission for the wee folk.
Which concert costs 45 cents for admission?
50 cent Feat. Nickleback.
Have you seen the new ticket prices for Alton Towers?
Admission now costs an arm and a leg!
50 SHADES ADMISSION
82% of women have admitted to reading 50 Shades of Grey with one hand
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Not sure why everyone is freaking out that Trump has his Finger on the Nuclear Button...
By his own admission; this isn't the first time his hands have been somewhere they shouldn't
Miley Cyrus
So Miley Cyrus entered a rehab treatment facility last week but was denied admission because they didn't think it would "twerk" out
An Australian enters a Chess competition
To pay for admission, he writes a check to the organizers. He walks up to a man at the entrance accepting checks. The man at the entrance says "Do you have your check, mate?" To which the Australian responds "Checkmate? I haven't even started a round"
According the United States National Tourism Office Wal Mart is the greatest place you can take your family
to see the kind of people you used to have to pay admission to see in a freak show.
Two dogs and a cat appeared in heaven
Two dogs and a cat appeared in heaven and were seeking admission. God Himself decided to hear their appeal from His judgement seat.
The St Bernard said "I was a valued rescue dog and helped find those nuns after the avalanche."
"Fine then, you're in," said God.
The collie said, "I was always faithful to my master and brought the family together when they were down."
"Sounds wonderful," said God. "Welcome."
Then it was the cat's turn. "Why should we let you in?" asked God.
"Well actually, I think you're in my chair."
What do you call an instigated ticket?
An inclination of 1080p admission.
I got free admission for life at SeaWorld
For being an Orca Whale.
