Admirer Jokes

Following is our collection of secret humor and admire one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Admirer puns for adults, dirty oldie jokes or clean gran gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Admirer

Jeff Bezos: "Alexa, send nudes to my secret admirer."

Alexa: "Got it. Sending nudes to the National Enquirer."

Every year for Valentine's Day I used to always get a card from a secret admirer. This is the first year where I haven't received anything.

First my granny dies, now this?

This is the first time I didn't get a Valentine's day card from my secret admirer in 20 years;

First my grandma died and now this;

Pope John Paul II...

...was on a tour of the United States some years ago. During a stop in Atlanta, an admirer presented him with a beautiful handmade ring. But somehow, in the hectic confusion of the tour, the ring was misplaced.

"Don't worry, Your Holiness," said the pope's aide. "I'm sure it will turn up before we leave the States."

The tour was so busy that the lost ring slipped everyone's mind. The pope and his entourage were on the jet, preparing for the trip back to Vatican City. Just then a Beatles song came on the loudspeaker.

The aide stood up. "Hey, that reminds me," he said. "Where did John Paul's Georgian ring go?"

My secret admirer who sent me love letters every Valentine's day didn't send me anything this time

First my grandmother dies, now this?


For the last twenty years, I've received a Valentine's Day card from the same secret admirer...

So I was upset when I didn't get one this year. First my gran dies, now this?

For the past 20 years, I've had a Valentines card from a secret admirer. I was sad I didn't get one this year!

First my gran dies, now this!

I'm not a perv...

I'm a secret admirer

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