Comical & Quirky Admirer Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
Jeff Bezos: "Alexa, send n**... to my secret admirer."
Alexa: "Got it. Sending n**... to the National Enquirer."
Valentine's....
For the past 10 years I've been getting valentine's cards from a secret admirer, so I was pretty upset when I didn't get one this year.
First my gran dies, now this!
Every year for Valentine's Day I used to always get a card from a secret admirer. This is the first year where I haven't received anything.
First my granny dies, now this?
This is the first time I didn't get a Valentine's day card from my secret admirer in 20 years;
First my grandma died and now this;
My secret admirer who sent me love letters every Valentine's day didn't send me anything this time
First my grandmother dies, now this?
For the last twenty years, I've received a Valentine's Day card from the same secret admirer...
So I was upset when I didn't get one this year. First my gran dies, now this?
For the past 20 years, I've had a Valentines card from a secret admirer. I was sad I didn't get one this year!
First my gran dies, now this!
I'm not a p**......
I'm a secret admirer
