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Valentine's.... For the past 10 years I've been getting valentine's card from a secret admirer, so I was pretty upset when I didn't get one this year.
First my gran dies, now this!
Every year for Valentine's Day I used to always get a card from a secret admirer. This is the first year where I haven't received anything. First my granny dies, now this?
Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii? "Aloha Ackbar" doesn't go over well at the airport
"I'm thinking of running a marathon again." I told my friend. "You've run a marathon before?" she asked, with an air of admiration.
I said, "No, but I've thought about it."
Why does the admiral of the navy put a destroyer everywhere his girlfriend hikes? He warships the ground she walks on.
This is the first time I didn't get a Valentine's day card from my secret admirer in 20 years; First my grandma died and now this;
you really have to admire brits who voted to leave They were so worried about immigrants ruining their economy than they preempted it by doing it themselves.
What do you call a Navy Admiral who gambles, smokes, drinks and does drugs? a Vice Admiral
I really admire people who keep going despite being in a lot of debt They really deserve a lot of credit
What's Admiral Akbar's Favorite Shape? It's a Trapezoid! I apologize if this has been posted before. It came to me sitting in a first grade class today (I'm a substitute teacher, not a 7 year old).

Admire joke, What's Admiral Akbar's Favorite Shape? It's a Trapezoid!

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Dating pro tip: if s/he admires the Soviet Union... then that's a red flag
Yo Mama so fat If she were in Star Wars she would be Admiral Snackbar
I think the dwarf in my neighbourhood admires me... He always looks up to me.
What is Admiral Ackbar's favorite shape? IT'S A TRAPezoid!
I don't have a solution, but I do admire the problem.
If two Admirals are dating... Are they in a relationships?
What did Admiral Ackbar say when he was browsing the internet in 2018? IT'S A TRAP
How does a Russian Admiral review his fleet? Through a glass bottomed boat
The reason I pee… …is to admire my schlongdong.
I really admire Van Gogh's work His early ears were probably his best!
Just been admiring the French battle flag.. It's a white cross on a white background.
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
What did Admiral Ackbar say about the new trans recruit? It's the line he's famous for.
You have a secret admirer. It's my fist and I️t can't wait to take you out.
You have to admire Robin Williams killing himself. He didn't rope anybody else in.

Admire joke, You have to admire Robin Williams killing himself.

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My boss pulled up in his brand new bmw today and I
couldn't help but admire it.

"Nice car," I said as he got out.
"Well," he said, noticing my admiring looks, "Work hard, put the hours in, and I'll have an even better one next year."

Joey the altar boy goes to confession and says...

‎'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
'And who was the girl you were with?'
'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation'.
"Well, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'
'Four months vacation and five good leads.'

The Priest and the Altar Boy

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.' The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?' 'Yes, Father, it is.' 'And who was the girl you were with?' 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.' "Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?" 'I cannot say.' 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?' 'I'll never tell.' 'Was it Nina Capelli?' 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.' 'Was it Cathy Piriano?' 'My lips are sealed Father.' 'Well then, was it Rosa DiAngelo?' 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?' 'Four month's vacation and five excellent Leads.'

A joke for Monday…

My boss pulled up in his brand new Lexus today and I couldn't help but admire it.
Nice car, I said as he got out.
Well, he said, noticing my admiring looks, If you work hard, put the hours in, and really strive for excellence, then…..
I'll have an even better one next year.

Confession

Matthew goes into a confessional box and says "Bless me father for I have sinned, I have been with a loose woman."
The Priest says "is that you Matthew?"
"Yes father, it is I."
"Who was the woman you were with?"
"I cannot tell you for I do not wish to sully her reputation."
The priest asks "Was it Brenda O'Malley?"
"No father."
"Was it Fiona MacDonald?"
"No father."
"Was it Ann Brown?"
"No father, I cannot tell you."
The priest says "I admire your perseverance but you must atone for your sins. Your penance will be five Our Fathers and four Hail Marys."
Matthew goes back to his pew and his buddy Sean slides over and asks "What did you get?" Matthew replies "I got five Our Fathers, four Hail Marys and three good leads."

My boss pulled up in his brand new Audi today

My boss pulled up in his brand new audi today
and I couldn't help but admire it. Nice car, I said as he got out. Well, he said, noticing my admiring looks, Work hard, put the hours in, and I'll have an even better one next year.

2 lawyers are walking back from lunch

When a stunningly beautiful young woman passes them, they turn and admire her from behind, then one says to the other "Man, I'd really love to screw her." His associate asks "Out of what?"

You have to admire Amish people for their great sense of self-derision. You can find tons of jokes making fun of them on Reddit...

But you never see one of them writing a disapproving comment below.

I always admired my grandfather. He had the heart of a lion and the brain of a eagle.

He also had a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Three men are stranded on an island always covered in fog.

One is 20 years old, one is 40 and the third one is 60. After a few months, out of nowhere, the fog goes away, and they can see that not far from where their island, there was another island full of young n**... women.
"Quickly, let's swim to them" says the youngest.
"Why don't we wait for them to swim to us" says the 40 years old one.
"Why don't we just admire them from afar?" says the 60 years old man.

Charron, the ferryman of the dead, has a tough job

I admire him though. He really Styx with it

If there is one thing that I admire from a T.Rex

It is that they'll never stay arms-crossed.

Albert Einstein and Charlie Chaplin meet...

ALBERT EINSTEIN:- What I admire most about your art, is its universality. You do not say a word, and yet ... ... CHARLIE CHAPLIN:- It's true, but your fame is even greater! The world admires you, when nobody understands you!

Why did the s**... admire himself in the mirror everyday?

Because he has a high opinion of himself

My classmates admire me because I do not believe the earth is round.

It is quite flattering.

A man goes to a party

And he says to the host "I admire your gold toilet seat."
The host says "I have no gold toilet seat, but you're the man who pooped in my tuba."

I really admire people who can joke about themselves

so I made up this joke....It starts "I have Alzheimer's ...

What type of p**... has great smell, so great that you might smell it again and admire it?

Shampoo

I actually admire Lance Armstrong finally admitting to using steroids.

It must have really taken ball to admit.

Gotta admire the n**...'s ethics on medical research...

...since they advanced the field without hurting any animals.

The Inventor of Stereo

steps back to admire his work and says "Let's see how this pans out."

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My boss pulled up in his brand new bmw today and I
couldn't help but admire it.