Admiration Jokes

Following is our collection of fantastic humor and esteem one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. They include Admiration puns for adults, dirty gratitude jokes or clean wagon gags for kids.

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The Best jokes about Admiration

My boss pulled up to work today in his brand new Lincoln

As he got out of the car, I said to him "wow, that's a nice car!" He notices my admiration and says "Well, you know what? If you work hard, and put in the hours, I'll have an even better one next year."

"I'm thinking of running a marathon again." I told my friend.

"You've run a marathon before?" she asked, with an air of admiration.

I said, "No, but I've thought about it."

A catholic comedian was a big fan of John Paul II when he was pope...

and it was his lifelong dream to make the pope laugh with one of his jokes.

It's not easy to get an audience with the pope, but the man becomes successful and his admiration for the pope becomes known, and eventually he does it. He get's an audience.

He's so excited. He kisses the ring and everything and then decides to go right for his best joke. "Ok, your holiness... See, there was this Polish guy and--"

John Paul II cut him off there, and gently says, "Son, you must know. I'm Polish."

The man is horrified and embarrassed and stutters out apologies.

The pope is very gracious and just tells him to start again.

So the comedian takes a deep breath and slowly says, "Okay... There... Was... This... Polish... Guy..."

Adam is a little lonely...

About a month or so after Adam was introduced to Eden, God and Adam are meeting for dinner. Adam expresses his admiration for the plants and the animals and the joy and beauty of it all, but admits that there is one little thing that he feels sad about: he feels a tiny bit lonely....

God quickly points out that he is already working on a solution: it is called a "woman," and is stunning to behold, beautiful and slim, would make company for Adam, would care for him when he's sick, attend to cooking and cleaning, make love to him whenever he wanted, and basically be a joy to be around.

Adam is suitably impressed, and expresses his eagerness for this "woman" thing to be created. He is practically beside himself.

"There is a catch, though," says God, "to create the woman I described I need both of your legs, and at least one arm."

Adam hems and haws for a while, and then asks: "what can I get for one rib?"

EA AMA: "We have a lot of respect and admiration for the players. We are sorry for the feelings they describe carrying with them these days."

Also, we choose now to live as gay men.


Crushed...

Crush: A feeling of love and admiration for someone, often someone you know you cannot have a relationship with.

Crush: Deform, pulverize, or force inwards by compressing forcefully.

::-Very much same

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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