Comical & Quirky Administrators Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
European Heaven & Hell
Heaven: The British are the police, the French are chefs, the Germans are the mechanics, the Swiss are the administrators, and the Italians are the lovers.
Hell: The Germans are the police, the British are the chefs, the French are the mechanics, the Italians are the administrators, and the Swiss are the lovers.
How many administrators does it take to change a light bulb?
More than last year.
So I Submitted an Article to the School Newspaper
The article was written on the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. The article ended up being brought to the attention of the administrators. After about a month, the administration closed down the school due to "chemical risks." When the school reopened, it was disconnected from all water lines.
I got the veterinarian at the zoo fired after he told me about performing a rectal exam.
I promptly called the zoo administrators and reported the HIPPO violation.
Why do Database Administrators hate microgravity?
When they drop a table, it doesn't go anywhere