5+ Comical & Quirky Administrators Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

Administrators Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Administrators jokes. There are some administrators disappearance jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these administrators system administrator puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Comical & Quirky Administrators Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

European Heaven & Hell

Heaven: The British are the police, the French are chefs, the Germans are the mechanics, the Swiss are the administrators, and the Italians are the lovers.

Hell: The Germans are the police, the British are the chefs, the French are the mechanics, the Italians are the administrators, and the Swiss are the lovers.

How many administrators does it take to change a light bulb?

More than last year.

So I Submitted an Article to the School Newspaper

The article was written on the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide. The article ended up being brought to the attention of the administrators. After about a month, the administration closed down the school due to "chemical risks." When the school reopened, it was disconnected from all water lines.

I got the veterinarian at the zoo fired after he told me about performing a rectal exam.

I promptly called the zoo administrators and reported the HIPPO violation.

Why do Database Administrators hate microgravity?

When they drop a table, it doesn't go anywhere

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the administrators principals puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working administrators personalities piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.